MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld has seen through my transparent, pathetic plan.

Cracks me up.I enjoy the posts.

mistermaxxx must have a pretty fast internet connection, much like anybody else who bothers to look at this thread now, because even on Broadband it takes forever to load up.

Haystack said:

you look like a


made guy

Haystack said:

This thread is absurdly big, for such a stupid topic

Also, Haystack is a very nice chap. But he's only got 700 posts so far, let's try and help him improve on that score...

shausler said:

The man in the Avatar isn't me, it's my other half. I just find the picture amusing because he looks like 'security'.

he likes it rough .. (evidently)

mmm, tasty

[This message was edited Mon Jan 27 19:52:40 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

LaVisHh said:

Who? Me? Or MrBliss?

Sorry, that was meant for the

She's gotta be tired of being hit on by now.


(and if history is to be trusted, my post will mean the death of this thread...)

I honeslty feel it's all in jest, ThreadBare.

The thread did NOT die.

look at u

wowwy!

lav is so very..., very.

likes the distillers...

EllisDee...
say man, I'll give you $2 to stab my mother in law in her right pinky toe.

like to piyyyomp

how about i just make like eddie murphy in "harlem nights" and shoot her pinky toe off...



and christopher has this wierd thing about sex and homeless people...
[This message was edited Mon Jan 27 21:09:47 PST 2003 by EllisDee]

I was just thinking about you, EllisDee my man.

was just thinking about me

is wondering what was being thought about him, er me... yeah...

I was wondering if your lover appreciates your newfound sexuality.

she almost always appreciates me being in a horny mood... ... i think she just runs out of appreciation sometimes...

but newfound..? you don't know me very well... ...

So EllisDee needs no help to get in the mood for the wild thang...lucky lady you got.

i remain in the mood... i'm like ever-ready batteries (except that i'm not a cheap off-brand that's not really much better than generic batteries)...

i wake up in the mood... go to work in the mood... work all day in the mood... go home, still in the nude, i mean mood...


and...


and i'm sure that lavish's man-friend doesn't have much of a problem getting in the mood either...

He's always in the mood...for HIM.

so, he's kinda like fozzie bear, then... wacka wacka wacka...

No, more like a "John" who doesn't have to pay.