uPtoWnNY said:

I bet you say cock dontcha?

I'm Asian (well, I'm half white half yellow, but I identify as Asian) .

bboy87 said:

Hoe Cake.

let his own mental insecurites be a major force in his life, and that he why he chose all these white women.

TheVoid said:

frankly, it's a little unnerving how often you mention this....

a)no one really does give a fuck about who he is fucking, it's called satire

b)no one gives a fuck about his ethnic combination, or yours for that matter, seriously. The fact that you feel the need to identify or to label yourself as half this, half that, or assign a ratio to your ethnicity (which is more varied than you think) is a damn shame....walking around making up names for yourself suggest a serious mental complex.

c)maybe if he had some confidence, he wouldn't have fucked a bunch of jacked up hoes, and he might would have considered some variety, being that it is the spice of life and all. People are just shaking their head at Tiger because with all his talents, intelligence, and opportunity, he still elected to let his own mental insecurites be a major force in his life, and that he why he chose all these white women. It certainly was not for "love". What a waste!

You seem like a sweet person, Void/Imago/Dan, but seriously, it would be nice if you devoted a little less time worrying over the complexities of your DNA makeup, and a little more time to enriching your mind and soul.

That's hilarious!




I'm Asian (well, I'm half white half yellow, but I identify as Asian) and I think it's nobody's damned business what color woman he wants to sleep with.

I mean, damn--he's not slathering the Sammy Sosa skin bleaching special on his skin, people. Some people just have preferences for other races. If I told yall how many white folks I've shagged you'd think I hated myself. Trust me, I don't hate myself.

TheVoid said:

frankly, it's a little unnerving how often you mention this....

a)no one really does give a fuck about who he is fucking, it's called satire

b)no one gives a fuck about his ethnic combination, or yours for that matter, seriously. The fact that you feel the need to identify or to label yourself as half this, half that, or assign a ratio to your ethnicity (which is more varied than you think) is a damn shame....walking around making up names for yourself suggest a serious mental complex.

c)maybe if he had some confidence, he wouldn't have fucked a bunch of jacked up hoes, and he might would have considered some variety, being that it is the spice of life and all. People are just shaking their head at Tiger because with all his talents, intelligence, and opportunity, he still elected to let his own mental insecurites be a major force in his life, and that he why he chose all these white women. It certainly was not for "love". What a waste!

You seem like a sweet person, Void/Imago/Dan, but seriously, it would be nice if you devoted a little less time worrying over the complexities of your DNA makeup, and a little more time to enriching your mind and soul.

TheVoid said:

frankly, it's a little unnerving how often you mention this....

a)no one really does give a fuck about who he is fucking, it's called satire

b)no one gives a fuck about his ethnic combination, or yours for that matter, seriously. The fact that you feel the need to identify or to label yourself as half this, half that, or assign a ratio to your ethnicity (which is more varied than you think) is a damn shame....walking around making up names for yourself suggest a serious mental complex.

c)maybe if he had some confidence, he wouldn't have fucked a bunch of jacked up hoes, and he might would have considered some variety, being that it is the spice of life and all. People are just shaking their head at Tiger because with all his talents, intelligence, and opportunity, he still elected to let his own mental insecurites be a major force in his life, and that he why he chose all these white women. It certainly was not for "love". What a waste!

You seem like a sweet person, Void/Imago/Dan, but seriously, it would be nice if you devoted a little less time worrying over the complexities of your DNA makeup, and a little more time to enriching your mind and soul.

BklynBabe said:

You typed quite a lot there, in the pursuit of enriching your mind and soul, no doubt. Sheer comedy.

BklynBabe said:

This is pure comedy based on conjecture.


OMG.

BklynBabe said:

DAMN.

TheVoid said:

She read you honey!

Again, I'll state my opinion.

Tiger has the right to fuck whatever color woman he wants. Albeit, he shouldn't be married. It always cracks me up people automatically assume somebody is racist because they prefer a certain race.
Fuck that shit. I love fucking people. Fuck those of you who think I hate myself.
Of course, I'm on a real hardcore Asian kick right now though.

But to not even give us a try when you’re cheating on your wife with enough skanks to fill up a YWCA? That’s just disrespectful,” Penelope ‘Butter Biscuit’ Park, who is Korean

People are just shaking their head at Tiger because with all his talents, intelligence, and opportunity, he still elected to let his own mental insecurites be a major force in his life, and that he why he chose all these white women. It certainly was not for "love". What a waste!

This is why men run the Ho game. No self-respecting male Ho would come out saying he feels cheated cuz he couldn't get on the train. Only a female Ho wanna wait for the train, watch the train pass her by, then get on the loudspeaker and complain about it.

Fauxie said:

It's actually brilliant in it's reliance on fiction.

I don't know what's more pathetic...the fact that this Ho feels disrespected cuz she couldn't get some Tiger dick (with not money mind you) or the fact that she calls herself Butter Biscuit.

DesireeNevermind said:

Yeah, but then there is also the fact that this news piece is entirely fictional.

Fauxie said:

So was my post.

DesireeNevermind said:

Oooooh, the joke's on me. Good thing there was a joke in there somewhere though.

WINDERMERE, FLA) What’s wrong with us, Asian and African-American hoes around the world are asking.

As more and more skanky women step forward to say they slept with Tiger Woods, it’s become clear that the so-called ‘Cablinasian’ golfer—whose ethnicity is part white, part black and part Asian—favored his Caucasian side when it came to sleeping with hoes.

“It’s one thing to deny your Asian and black sides when you get married, because you can only pick one. But to not even give us a try when you’re cheating on your wife with enough skanks to fill up a YWCA? That’s just disrespectful,” Penelope ‘Butter Biscuit’ Park, who is Korean, told The Peoples News.

Woods has cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren, with a laundry list of women that’s longer than the number of foods the Tasmanian Devil eats. He clearly favors jiggly, white women to jiggly anything else.

“Just another way white people get ahead,” said Lil’ Tonya, an African American ho’ and author of the best-selling “Hoes Gotta Eat.” “Tiger paid that Rachel Uchitel two million dollars to not write a book. Hell, I would’ve not written a book for that amount of money.”

Considering that more and more details about Woods and his hoes continues to seep out, the financial arrangement with Uchitel doesn’t seem like money well spent. Jaimee Grubbs—who adhered to the ho’ rule of spelling a normal name weirdly—released voicemails the golfer left during what she said was a three-year affair. Other hoes Tiger slept with have names like Cori, Kalika, Mindy and Holly.

Nordegren and Woods had their prenuptial agreement changed, which legal analysts compare to aborting a child after it’s already born. Under the new, postnuptial agreement, Nordegren will get $55 million if she remains with Woods for two more years. And she’s not even American.

“Genius,” said TPN legal correspondent Jefferson Abernathy. “She doesn’t have to live with him or have sex with him or see him. All she has to do is not divorce him, and then two years from now, she can leave his ass like dust in the wind and get paid. It’s a brilliant strategy.”

But on this point, Asian and African-American women feel as shafted as their hoe counterparts.

“I already don’t have sex with my husband and I barely talk to him, yet am I going to get $55 million in two years? Of course not,” said Amanda Hugginkiss, co-chairwoman of the Black and Asian Women Alliance Against Tiger Woods. “The economic injustice in our country is just never ending.”

Note: This article is satire, brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News.

Just so you know, Wilt Chamberlain (with the all-time record of 40,000 women) had romantic relations with nothing but white women as well. And he was under a line of controversy for admitting in his autobiography that they were in better shape health-wise than black women.

bboy87 said:

It's 1994...

TonyVanDam said:

Uhmm...that is both ignorant AND inaccurate.

What ya'll mofos up in here doing???