SCNDLS said:

YESSSLAWDDDDD!!!

Please Please Please be a good Orger and call his ass up right now and start talkin bout your cock and all the things you gonna do to him with your cock.



Pleeeeease.

SUPRMAN said:

So, you say. I'ma need some female references to verify your skillz cuz if you get down there and get all gay talkin' 'bout EWWWWW, I'ma Chris Brown yo ass.

SCNDLS said:

You ain't even knowing . . . . make you turn off a Longhorns game girl . . . .

SUPRMAN said:

Nucca, whaaaaatchu say??? You got it like that???

Just don't lemme catch you tryin' on my shoes an' shit!

And I found some Dolemite also.....

http://dolemite.com/origi...php?r_id=8

I remember the day Hurricane Annie was born.
It was the day of the great Miami, Florida storm.
Now it goes back to when that notorious Pimpin Sam told that first class whore Sally,
"I'm gonna give you a fuck like any common trick in the alley."
He said, "It's snowin' outside and it's so goddamn cold,
Come on in here cause I feel like I wanna fuck up a piss hole!
Now, I know that you know the course of my nature, and I don't mean maybe.
I make all my ho's suck my dick cause I ain't got time for no babies.
But it keeps snowin and rainin and you done made me a load of money,
like the king of bees I'm gonna drop you a load of honey.
So drop yo drawers and get your legs open wide.
Cause I'm gonna knock open yo pussy and put this load deep down inside!"
They fucked all that day and through the snow and through the rain.
That night she screamed with dellight from that good feelin pain.
"Ooo wee! Daddy! I'm caight up with a baby and I wonder what's gonna be it's name?"
Sam said, "If it's a boy you gonna call it Rain, Sleet, Storm, or Hail
Good fucking junior, righteous daddy.
But if it's a girl name her Hurricane Annie.
So Hurricane Annie was born, pretty little thing.
All the pimps, the whores, the bull daggers, the cocksuckers gave hundred
dollar bills just to see this little girl of fame.
She was the best whore on any block.
She went from city to city,
Fuckin the mayors, the senators, the presidents, and the whole government lot.
She sold some to a policeman, all the neighbors had a grudge.
She said, "I don't give a good goddamn, cause I just sold a hot piece to a judge!"
She finally went to New York City.
And you know New York City has some whores of great fame:
Madame Nell, Miss Mabel, and Fanny.
All these bitches hid out, cause they knew the reputation of Hurricane Annie.
All these whores was good lookin... dresses in Satin and drawers trimmed in lace.
But all of these whores knew that Hurricane Annie's ass would make any of them a brand new face.
So the land lady gave out room number thirteen to Hurrican Annie.
Said, "Young Lady, I'm gonna treat you like my daughter."
And Hurricane Annie made money in that house like a well pouring water.
Finally Dolemite came to town, sharp baby.
Wearin $500 alligator huster shoes, $1000 pimpin and hustlin suit, $300 stingy brim hat.
Natural to the brim, baby.
$10,000 diamond ring and fuckin whores was his middle name.
He told the land lady, "I wanna fuck every whore you got.
Don't worry about the money or what it cost,
Cause all down South they call me 'Dolemite: the big boss,'
I really work out!
And I bet $100 you ain't got a whore that can turn me out!"
Said, "I've paid whores by the hundred dollar bill.
I've fucked 'em till they pissed, shit, cum, and break out in cold chills!"
The land lady said, "My, my, you talk alot."
Said, "If green is the color of yo money,
I want you to hold out il you've fucked oevery whore I got."
Said, "I got em from room 1 through 20,
And to fuck all the good cock professional bitches,
It's gonna take a whole lotta money!"
So Dolemite began to fuck in New York City.
From room to room, knockin out whores.
He fucked over Madame Nell's shy neighbor.
Split the cock of Sara, Sue, Rebecca and Lulabelle.
Then Hurricane Annie had already heard the news,
About this bad fuckin muthafucka that was on the loose.
About how he was splittin assholes and tearing up cock.
Hurricane Annie said, "I'll stop this bad muthafucka if it takes everything I got."
Hurricane Annie could make the average trick cum with the winking of her eye.
Make cocksuckers cum from just lookin at the workings of her thighs.
Hurricane Annie said, "I'm the greatest ho who ever did it!"
Said, "I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna be out-fucked by Dolemite here in New York City!"
The land lady told Dolemite to go to room number 13.
Take off his clothes and get in bed.
The most gorgeous whore he'd ever seen stepped into the room.
Naked from her feet to her head.
She had eyes like diamonds, teeth like pearls.
Long, black wavy hair on her head and cock, layin in curls.
Her tits stood up like soldiers, ass looked like a butter bowl.
She was a stone soul sister, full of soul.
She began to cut the lights on and off until it began to seem frightening.
She said, "Ooo Dolemite, that is the lightning."
And said, "You ain't never seen a hurricane come without lightning have you daddy?"
Then she jumped in the bed with Dolemite,
And farted so loud till the springs rumbled and the bed broke down.
She said, "Ooo wee daddy," said "That is the thunder!"
Said, "You ain't never seen a Hurricane come without thunder, have you daddy?"
Then she jumped across Dolemite's head and pissed a steady stream.
She said, "Don't feel no pain daddy, that ain't nothin but the rain."
Said, "You ain't ever seen a Hurricane come without rain, have you daddy?"
Dolemite said, "Bitch, I'm Dolemite! A big piece of leather, well put together!
And I'll be goddamned if I can't fuck in any kind of weather!"
Hurricane Annie said, "Ooo Dolemite! I'm gonna have to challenge you to a duel."
So they fucked all through the thunder and all through the rain.
Forty nights and forty days. Forty days and forty nights.
Dolemite didn't even stop to get a bite.
Then I heard Hurricane Annie holering, "Oh! Oh! OH! OH! OH! MAMA!
Please come get this bad fuckin muthafucka called Dolemite!"

Usually I marvel at my own ability to cold jack a thread, but, this one right herre, is kinda scary.

We done went from Cro-magnun Oden's peni pic to cock vs. dick to Jamie Foxx to size queens to Supa's caveman fetish to Vendetta's greed to my pussy massage rollers to funky female cocks to Lawanda Page to Dolemite getting farted and pissed on to me and Supr having hot butt nekkid sex with two cocks in the room then I had to Chris Brown him for going after my other man.

You know what . . . I can't fuck wit ya'll no mo today, I'm going to bed!

SCNDLS said:

SCNDLS said:

I'd have to do you in heels to . . . Nah, 'cause then every time you put on a pair you'd be screamin' my name . . .
Just keep me away from your ex's, you seem to know what I like.

SUPRMAN said:

If you say so! But I tend to stay away from names. I'll orgnote your application, don't forget the references.

How about these?

SCNDLS said:

Those are hot. Take you to dinner in those . . . .
You got something I could slob on?

SCNDLS said:

SUPRMAN said:

Yeah, a nice fat cock.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I once hooked up with a dude that called it a TOOL.

My brain said WTF???

My mouth was already too busy to protest.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Awwwww, hell! How'd I miss this post???

Supa, Richard, honey pie . . . please don't make me beat yo ass on GP. This muthafucka makes Robert Parish look good.

To be only 22 years old this nucca look like he's part shar pei.





He was only 20 here

vainandy said:

Oh.my.GOD! Andy, you're the only other person I've heard mention this.

I used to talk to this fine ass dude from Brooklyn (no matter where I am I always manage to pick up a Brooklynite ) but his people were from North Carolina. We'd talk dirty on the phone for HOURS cuz he lived in LA. Dude would get all excited and say shit like:

"Yeah, guhl, I don't want you bathe and we gon' fuck all night, then in the morning I'ma eat your funky cock!"

I was like, what kinda madness is this right herre??? I couldn't figure out if it was gayspeak or what? I didn't wanna aks cuz he was so involved and descriptive and FOINE! But, I asked a few people if they'd ever heard of calling a pussy "cock" and no one heard of this.

I say no to this, just no

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Seriously, now. People, that is not a small penis. How big u need it and why?

Can you imagine this mf when he's 50?? :omfg

SCNDLS said:

I got the mouth for it . . . .

SCNDLS said:

BAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Can you imagine this mf when he's 50??

SCNDLS said:

I've heard of people calling a pussy a "cock", but that's some old country shit. Haven't heard it in years

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Seriously, now. People, that is not a small penis. How big u need it and why?

Im so confused now... To damn early in the morning to be reading this thread!

vainandy said:

Oh.my.GOD! Andy, you're the only other person I've heard mention this.

I used to talk to this fine ass dude from Brooklyn (no matter where I am I always manage to pick up a Brooklynite ) but his people were from North Carolina. We'd talk dirty on the phone for HOURS cuz he lived in LA. Dude would get all excited and say shit like:

"Yeah, guhl, I don't want you bathe and we gon' fuck all night, then in the morning I'ma eat your funky cock!"

I was like, what kinda madness is this right herre??? I couldn't figure out if it was gayspeak or what? I didn't wanna aks cuz he was so involved and descriptive and FOINE! But, I asked a few people if they'd ever heard of calling a pussy "cock" and no one heard of this.

I say no to this, just no

CalhounSq said:

Really? I had never heard that mess. Plus, he's from Brooklyn but I guess it's a hold over from his NC peoples.

Truth be told, after awhile that shit kinda started growing on me and sounding hot. I dunno if it was the white gay man coming outta me or what but I started telling him to
"Suck my caaaawwwwwkkk!" Oh he REALLLLY liked that shit
[Edited 1/28/10 4:20am]

CalhounSq said:

Really? I had never heard that mess. Plus, he's from Brooklyn but I guess it's a hold over from his NC peoples.

Truth be told, after awhile that shit kinda started growing on me and sounding hot. I dunno if it was the white gay man coming outta me or what but I started telling him to
"Suck my caaaawwwwwkkk!" Oh he REALLLLY liked that shit
[Edited 1/28/10 4:20am]