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Printableernestsewell said: I don't use toilet paper.
Before you go to that place, I'll explain. I like to be clean. I don't like the feeling of dirty, anywhere, not just my butt. I usually poop once a day, so I just shower right after, since I'm going to have to shower anyway. I always have had a removable shower head with a hose on it that I can move around and use wherever I need to. I can get in all the nooks and crannies of muh body. No, I've never had a poop trauma or anything. I just like to feel, and be, clean. I'm not OCD. I don't wash my hands 50 times a day, or use hand sanitizer by the gallon. It's like Prince said, "On a normal day, I'm clean." Also, I only buy bar soap for my butt. I use a loofah and body soap for all of me, but I buy simple Ivory Soap bars for my butt. If I have to poop more than once a day (like if I'm sick or ate something rough), then I'll wipe, but I use wet wipes with a bit of regular tissue. Overall, a roll of tissue can last me two months or so. I do my ass-bestos to poop before I shower in the morning, too.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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SCNDLS said: PurpleRighteous1 said:   It's like, what do you say??? That my ass is as clean as it could possibly get.  [Edited 1/26/10 19:59pm] | |
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I am very idiosyncratic. One example: I can not eat, cook, or touch any type of food, anywhere, without thoroughly washing my hands first with antibacterial soap, and drying them with new paper towels. If I have washed my hands and am about to eat/cook, but mistakingly touched someone or something not related to the food, I have to go wash my hands again. "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
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I must be the least germophobic, least fussy about cleanliness person I know 
although in my kitchen, I am very thorough with my food preparation - no raw food touches any surfaces besides freshly dishwasher washed boards or plates and I clean benches ONLY with a clean flannel fresh from the drawer each time I will not use a kitchen sponge  they are breeding grounds. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: It's like, what do you say??? That my ass is as clean as it could possibly get.
[Edited 1/26/10 19:59pm] Mmmmm, not quite. Here ya go! 
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: That my ass is as clean as it could possibly get.
[Edited 1/26/10 19:59pm] Mmmmm, not quite. Here ya go!
Yes quite. That is done routinely as necessary. [Edited 1/26/10 20:12pm] | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: Mmmmm, not quite. Here ya go!
Yes quite. That is done routinely as necessary.  | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: Yes quite. That is done routinely as necessary. The little "extra" on the wipe is for me. The deep cleansing is for him. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: The little "extra" on the wipe is for me. The deep cleansing is for him.  You know what . . .  | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: The little "extra" on the wipe is for me. The deep cleansing is for him. You know what . . . Oh I know what. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: You know what . . . Oh I know what. 
BTW Popeye’s has a .99 or $1.99 special on Mondays or Tuesdays KFC has a $1.99 2-pc dk w/a side special on Monday and $1.99 chicken fried steak dinner on Wednesday Church’s has a $1.99 2-pc dk special on Monday. [Edited 1/26/10 20:15pm] | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: Oh I know what.
BTW Popeye’s has a .99 or $1.99 special on Mondays or Tuesdays KFC has a $1.99 2-pc dk w/a side special on Monday and $1.99 chicken fried steak dinner on Wednesday Church’s has a $1.99 2-pc dk special on Monday. [Edited 1/26/10 20:15pm] That's a lot of extra wipin, but I'm down. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said:
BTW Popeye’s has a .99 or $1.99 special on Mondays or Tuesdays KFC has a $1.99 2-pc dk w/a side special on Monday and $1.99 chicken fried steak dinner on Wednesday Church’s has a $1.99 2-pc dk special on Monday. [Edited 1/26/10 20:15pm] That's a lot of extra wipin, but I'm down. You might need a deep cleaning after all that. | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: That's a lot of extra wipin, but I'm down. You might need a deep cleaning after all that. Popeyes don't hang out with me long enough to get cleansed. [Edited 1/26/10 20:19pm] | |
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BTW SCNDLS u so stooopid. I'm sittin here trynna laugh all ladylike and not wake Mr. Ron up.  | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: You might need a deep cleaning after all that. Popeyes don't hang out with me long enough to get cleansed. [Edited 1/26/10 20:19pm] Okay, see. . . you ain't right | |
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johnart said: BTW SCNDLS u so stooopid.
I'm sittin here trynna laugh all ladylike and not wake Mr. Ron up. Are you doing the Wilma Flintstones laugh?  | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: BTW SCNDLS u so stooopid.
I'm sittin here trynna laugh all ladylike and not wake Mr. Ron up. Are you doing the Wilma Flintstones laugh? Betty. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: Are you doing the Wilma Flintstones laugh? Betty.  Damn, is it Betty? And why did you know that? | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: Betty. Damn, is it Betty? And why did you know that?  | |
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I hate eating with messy or sticky hands, even if it's finger food that requires you getting messy. I'll get up while eating something like Buffalo Wings several times to wash my hands off even when I have more left to eat and I know they'll just get messy again. Simply wiping them on a paper towel doesn't do it for me.
I hate touching anything covered in frost or watching others do it. I'd offer to cook so long as my ex would pull the food from the freezer to thaw, because I hate touching it all covered in frost. I'll let my car run til the frost melts off the windows rather than scrape so long as time allows. I love snow though. But that thin layer of frost...it bothers me. | |
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1. I've been an insomniac for years, but all-nighters feel spooky to me... like I'm the only person in the world who is awake. And still being awake at sunrise really messes with me.
2. I cannot eat in silence. The sound of my own mastication -- or that of another person -- drives me absolutely insane. At the very least, I need some low-level white noise to drown out the slurping, chewing, swallowing... 
3. Only recently have I been able to stand the sight of men's calves. They're OK when a guy is naked or wearing shorts that expose some knee. But that's new for me. And I STILL hate seeing nothing but calf exposed, as with long board shorts or those horrid capris that guys have been wearing of late.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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ernestsewell said: johnart said: I look at magazines back to front.
I do that too. I do it too, and I have a theory. I believe I do it now because as a kid, I used to read the Sears Christmas catalog from back to front. Why? Because the toys were in the back! 
Did you guys do this also, or is my theory trash? [Edited 1/27/10 0:47am] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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WaterInYourBath said: I am very idiosyncratic. One example: I can not eat, cook, or touch any type of food, anywhere, without thoroughly washing my hands first with antibacterial soap, and drying them with new paper towels. If I have washed my hands and am about to eat/cook, but mistakingly touched someone or something not related to the food, I have to go wash my hands again.
Yes! I do the same thing! I got into it with SCHOOL NURSE because I was upset that the person who was cutting the cake at a party hadn't washed her hands, and the NURSE made fun of me.  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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1) You know those three bits of flappy flesh under the tongue? I spell out words and sentences on them with the tip of my tongue - been doing it since I was a nipper. 
2) I can't leave the house until the song I happen to be listening to is finished. If someone really presses me, I'll fade it out before exiting. [Edited 1/27/10 2:55am] | |
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ernestsewell said: I don't use toilet paper.
Before you go to that place, I'll explain. I like to be clean. I don't like the feeling of dirty, anywhere, not just my butt. I usually poop once a day, so I just shower right after, since I'm going to have to shower anyway. I always have had a removable shower head with a hose on it that I can move around and use wherever I need to. I can get in all the nooks and crannies of muh body. No, I've never had a poop trauma or anything. I just like to feel, and be, clean. I'm not OCD. I don't wash my hands 50 times a day, or use hand sanitizer by the gallon. It's like Prince said, "On a normal day, I'm clean." Also, I only buy bar soap for my butt. I use a loofah and body soap for all of me, but I buy simple Ivory Soap bars for my butt. If I have to poop more than once a day (like if I'm sick or ate something rough), then I'll wipe, but I use wet wipes with a bit of regular tissue. Overall, a roll of tissue can last me two months or so. . [Edited 1/26/10 19:05pm] My ex did this - it was one of the things that I couldn't live with - made me cringe everytime I thought about it. | |
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