TheVoid said:

Actually, picture Jerry Seinfeld saying it, that's how I meant it.

novabrkr said:

1. Scary movie. Romantic comedies are too

2. Steak. Yes. Cooked

3. I wish I didn't have to pay any bill with the words "due by" on them.

4. Yes, unless they were athiest, but if they had a big dick, money, and kept their mouth shut about God, we could be very happy.

5. My height or taller. I can't be datin' no midgets!

DesireeNevermind said:


4. Yes, unless they were athiest, but if they had a big dick, money, and kept their mouth shut about God, we could be very happy.

Shyra said:

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

Yes. Recently. I love power ballads. 'Take My Breath Away' by Berlin is a good sing-along-song too.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

Yes. Equality.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Regularly.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

N/A

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

I use a fork.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

Moroccan lamb with cous-cous. I no longer buy meat, though I'll eat it if it's set in front of me by a host - and cook it if asked to. By the time it's on the chopping board, it's food.

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

Not that I know of.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

God, no!!!

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

Loner At The Ball. It's a biography of Andy Warhol. It's been on my bedside cabinet for over a year now. Pertinent details are written like Wikipedia entries, and each page is like a hyperlink straying away from the original context of the page before. I can't describe it any better than that.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

The Legend Of Lucy Keyes. It wasn't terrible - just a bit blah. I'd found it in a bargain bin at the local Pound Store, so I don't know what I expected really. It was a ghost story. It was like one of those TV movies on the Sci-Fi channel. Long periods of nothing happening, and when something does happen, it's preposterous.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

Take time out to phone your parents, brothers, sisters, cousins...

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

Yes.

Is a college education necessary?

No. It's who you know, not what you know.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

Any place which values religion more than love.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

Endless - and beginningless.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

Catchy hooks.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Don't know. Maybe something a little more heavyweight that you can discuss later over drinks. Something like an impenetrable David Lynch film, or a real-life political drama, like Frost/Nixon.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

Put it in front of me and I'll eat it.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

Water. I mean it comes out of the sky!!! How hard can it be to collect and filter it???

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

I doubt that anyone could be any less religious than me. I'd never date anybody with any degree of religious belief. I just couldn't.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

No preference, so long as they're not freakishly dwarfish or giantesque.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

Yes, in my youth. Who hasn't?

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

No. I think that when you part with others, it's usually meant to be. Reconciling usually opens old wounds.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

I never plan for anything. Not even from one day to the next.

TheVoid said:

when's january questionnaire coming out?

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

Why yes I have

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

Wow that's a loaded question.I would have to say yes...women are always asking for equal rights, well this should be no different.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Nope...I will be honest here, I love sex and I always will.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

I have done so, but really who hasn't! But I couldn't put a number on how often.

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

Ninja

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

Why yes I can!

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?


When I was a kid I set a frisbee on fire!

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

No

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

I haven't read a terrible book as of late.


Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

That would have been Drag me to Hell.


If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

I would first ask why they think that way.


Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?


I can't really answer that question...I can only hope.


Is a college education necessary?

In some cases yes...others no.


What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

I don't know, never left the USA


Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

I think it's endless...


What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

Who thinks this way?


Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Scary movie IMO


Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

Yes..and I want it to MOO!


What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

Mortgage


Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

Sure why not...


What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

I like them to be a bit taller then me...and if they were way bootie shorter than I, it would probably be a deal breaker.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

Father, NO he was a great Dad...Mother & Sister YES big time! Sorry but true.


Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

Yes there is someone in my life like that, and I miss her all the time, but more at Halloween. We use to have so much fun together.


Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

Nope

Yes. When I'm on my period.

TheVoid said:

TheVoid said:

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

Um, you wanna hear sad? The children's choir in my church sing this song... about the love of God. The first time I heard them do it, I sat there like .
I texted my pastor: "That is NOT a church song!"
But to answer your question: yes.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

I'm not sure. Part of me says "yes" because it's only fair. But part of me says "no" because I know I'd be no good in a war situation.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Yes. If I'm mad at him or if something doesn't seem right in our relationship, DON'T TOUCH ME!

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantasize about 'other' people?

Not very often.

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

I don't eat food that requires them.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

Some things...

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

Yes, the curtains in my room- left a candle burning.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

No!

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

I co-teach a period of 9th grade English, and we read "Bless Me, Ultima" by Rodolfo Anaya. I had never read it before, but needed to so I could teach it. HATED IT!

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

I watch a lot of TV movies, so I have to think about it.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

Things do get better. It may not be everything, but there is usually something positive to focus on. From there, work on ways to improve something else...
(This reads worse than I could say it!)

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

Honestly, no. It seems like there will always be someone dissatisfied with something.

Is a college education necessary?

Not for everybody. Some people are better served by going to a technical school or learning a trade. Not every skill can be acquired in a college classroom. (This coming from someone working on her Doctorate. )

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

Don't know...

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

endless

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

Please don't make me answer that question!

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Scary movie, because I'd hope to meet a guy who is into them like I am.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

I don't eat red meat.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

That damn gas bill. The choices right now are bundle up in my Snuggie or get "raped" by the gas company.

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

I have. And at some point there was an issue. My ex-fiance announced that after we got married, I'd have to "cut that crap out".
(Not why we broke up, tho... he was an "Equal Opportunity Ass" )

And I don't think I could stay with someone who would judge me when I want to do something non-church related.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

I'm only 5'2", so I'm not really interested in being with someone shorter.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?



Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

Yes...

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

Yes and no. I have some things in mind, but not a definite month-by-month plan.

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.
Not that I recall, but now I really want to.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?
Yes, simply because it doesn't make a bit of sense to draft men and not women too. Not that I'd want to go or anything, but damn.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?
No

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?
n/a

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?
Somewhere in between, but closer to spaz.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.
No. I just pretty much add tomato and basil to everything and hope it tastes good.

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?
Accidentally set a paper towel on fire once. I really really really can't stand fire though. It takes every ounce of courage I have to light a fucking candle. So definitely not ever on purpose.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?
Oh, fuck no.

Describe the last terrible book you've read.
I abandon books that bore me, so none.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.
I'm sure I've seen something terrible all the way through, but I can't recall at the moment what the last one was. I've watched plenty of films just to watch hot ass people, though, so I'm sure I've seen lots and lots of bad movies.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?
Fuck, I'm no fountain of wisdom. I'm 19.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?
I think so, but I don't know if it will happen in my lifetime.

Is a college education necessary?
Anymore, probably.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?
I've never put much thought into where I don't want to go. Just anywhere I wouldn't feel welcome.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)
My brain is giving me a big ass yellow error.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?
I don't necessarily think she is better than any of the above, but if I were to say she were, then it would be because, respectively, 1) she's hotter than Madonna, 2) she sings better than Janet, 3) she entertains better than Mariah. And she actually plays an instrument (well) and does it all with a sense of humor about it.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?
Scary movie. In general, I hate romantic comedies.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?
Yes, cooked.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?
Electric. But the thing that really pisses me off is filling up the car, even though it's not a monthly bill. I. Just. Hate. Doing. It. It's annoying as fuck.

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?
Yeah, just no fanaticism.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?
Usually I like guys taller than me but I don't really have a preference as women go. But ultimately, height's not really an issue for me.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?
Not really. Well, parts of my extended family, I guess.

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?
Yes, quite a few people. I'm sure they don't want to talk to me again though, and I completely understand why.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?
I usually try and I usually fail.

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.
Parts of it.


If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?
Not for combat. I wouldn't lie to you, baby: It's mainly a physical thing.


Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?
Completely? No.


For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?
When they look hot.


Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?
At first I scanned this as "nunchucks" and immediately thought of Domino (which I saw for the first time on TV, the other night). Holy SHIT was Keira Knightley fucking hot in that! But, I digress...

Spaz.


Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.
No. But I can order like a motherfucker!


Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?
Not that I can recall.


Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?
Maybe when I was a little kid?


Describe the last terrible book you've read.
Memoirs Found in a Bathtub is the one that comes to mind.


Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.
Domino (aside from Keira Knightley's scorching hotness in it, of course).


If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?
We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
He ask the man for what he could spare with shame in his eyes
"Get a job, you fuckin' slob"'s all he replied

God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what it's like

Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love
He said "Don't worry about a thing, baby doll, I'm the man you've been dreamin' of"
But three months later he said he won't date her or return her call
And she sweared "Goddamn, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls!"
And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walkin' through the doors
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner, and they call her a whore

God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
Then you really might know what it's like

I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
Smoked the finest green
I stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends
Yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named Max,he used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late at night, liked to get shit-faced and keep pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight
Max lost his head, he pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit and wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of his pain
You know it crumbles that way
At least that's what they say when you play the game

God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose
Then you really might know what it's like

Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like
Then you really might know what it's like...


Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?
Yes.

Is a college education necessary?
Depends what you wanna do.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?
Jackson, MS.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)
As we understand those concepts, yes.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?
Madonna kicks Lady Gaga's ass - twice. I'm not a Janet or Mariah fan.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?
Rough sex at my place.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?
Cooked.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?


Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?
No one is more non-religious than me.


What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?
Preference? Petite. Deal-breaker? Not by a long shot. Dated 5'1 - 6'1.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?
Some of 'em. Sometimes.


Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?
No.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?
No.

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

There aren't many songs that I haven't sang along with....this one, many, many times...

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

since the question is "if", yeah...

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

no...

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

not often but it does happen..

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

I'm a beast with chopsticks...so good, that I can eat soup with them bitches...

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

I've got skills with seafood, but that's about it...

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

not that I recall...

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

no..

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

I rarely read...

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

The Watchmen...long, dull, blue cock...

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

what I would say depends on if I like them or not or if they've ever complimented me....

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

seems doubtful...

Is a college education necessary?

no but it cant hurt...

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

I'm sure Isreal is a nice place but I have no desire to visit...

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

that's a question that one of those two words could never answer...I have a hard time wrapping my brain around anything being endless but I'm not sure how that pertains to the Universe...maybe the answer to the must miss tourist destination should be the end of the universe...


What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

she's talented...and as carfeully crafted as her image is, take a step back and look at that image... she's a fucking nut...
to me, it makes her talent stand out even more...

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

neither...a porn theatre with a glory hole

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

ribeye..medium rare...

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

utilities, it just seems like money that's pissed away...

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

I'm non religious...I'm respectful of peoples faith, tho...but, a woman that was true to her fair and devoutly religious, wouldn't/couldn't date me...

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

I like short women but the only deal breaker would be a penis...

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

not that I recall...

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

yeah, there's a couple...

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

I'm a day by day kinda guy...

TheVoid said:

TheVoid said:

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.
Um, does the Mariah Carey cover count?

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?
I don't know.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?
Yes.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?


Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?
This questionnaire sucks already. I mean, really Dan?

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.
No. Sadly, I can't cook

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?
I think so

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?
No.

Describe the last terrible book you've read.
A Separate Peace. It wasn't TERRIBLE as in bad, but it bore me sooooo much.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.
I don't remember.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?
Gaga wars.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?
Yes.

Is a college education necessary?
I guess it depends on the person. It is to me.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?
I haven't traveled much, so I don't know.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)
I do. I also believe the Universe is inside Lady Gaga's vagina.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?
Her beautiful vagine and the fact that she pees glitter.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?
Meh, neither.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?
No. Veiny penis.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?
Um, the only bill I pay is my laptop's
I wish my mawm didn't have to pay the electric bill, though.
I also wish my siblings would stop picking on me and, because they do have jobs, helped my mawm out.

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?
I can deal with religious people as long as they're not militant about it.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?
I actually like shorter guys. I like tall ass guys too, though

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?
Uh, no not really. I have wished some family members moved out, though.

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason
We made up like a month ago

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?
Last year I really wanted to break the org's server. Obviously, I failed. Thus your shitty ass questionnaire.
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Alej said:

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Protege said:

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Gaga pees glitter.

Vendetta1 said:

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

Yes. And when I read the question, I started to sing it.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

I think that this fucking country need not be in the stupid war as it is, so reguardless WHO they draft, I'm gonna take a metal baseball bat to the kneecaps of my loved ones, as well as my own.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Yes and No. I've been in bad relationships and therefore don't WANT to have sex. But when I'm with someone and happy with them, I'm a nympho.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

I don't have a sexual partner currently, but I am fantasizing about someone. Every night...

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

The last time I used chopsticks, I was in a Chinese restaurant with my daughter's father a couple years ago, he was being a cunt, and I launched them at him and left. Soooo... I use chopsticks more as a WEAPON.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

I have been told that I've made the best Mexican food that people have ever tasted. So, I guess that?

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

Tee-hee-hee.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

Ants, in my youth.

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

"Natural Magic" by Doreen Valiente. It was just written poorly and a yawnfest.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

"Nights in Rodanthe", by force. I want to slit my throat to this day over that GOD AWFUL movie. Two fucking hours of my precious life that I will never get back.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

"Pshh... well, so is MY life, so get the fuck over it." I am a poet with my subtlety.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

God, I hope so. Assalamu alaikum, habibi.

Is a college education necessary?

Helpful in life, yes. Necessary, no. You can graduate from an Ivy League school and still be a fucking dumbass.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

There are alot.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

Endless...

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

Pfft, nothing. Lady Gaga is a fucking joke. Can't wait for her to fade into the background.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Scary movie!

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

Cooked, well-done.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

My gas bill kicks my ass.

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

Erm... yes. BUT, they have to be okay with MY religion, which is considered a bit unorthodox. If they can handle it, I can handle it.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

I like short guys... another reason why I like Prince. But I also dig tall guys; as long as I don't have to stand on a milk crate to kiss them. I am under 5', remember...

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

YES.

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

Yes, but no one that I've ever been in a relationship with. Them dudes can keep the fuck away from me!

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

I say I'm going to stick to doing things... lasts about 3 days.

TheVoid said:

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b] Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest. [/b]
nope

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?
nope, and I don't agree with drafts

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?
yes

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?
doesn't apply to me right now

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?
both

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.
I can make some good things, I have more to learn

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?
yep

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?
nope

Describe the last terrible book you've read.
gotta think about that one

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.
probably Wall-E or some low budget crap on Showtime

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?
believe!!!!

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?
yeah


Is a college education necessary?
I think so


What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?
there's some parts of Africa I don't want to visit

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)
endless

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?
I like Janet so my opinion is invalid

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?
romantic comedy

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?
cooked

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?
electricity

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?
non-religious..I'm not too sure of but I'd like it if they were on the same balance as me

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?
around my height, I could deal with taller though

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?
yes lawd

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?
yeah, I miss talking to her

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?
when I do, I usually say "fuck it" halfway through the year so now I just have my goals and how I want to achieve them

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

I've never heard this song.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

Don't see why not....

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Yep.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

A lot

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

LMAO A total spaz, you'd think I was trying to pick the food up with two worms.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

Lol, well I consider pasta kick ass so there.

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

Yeah, a tub of butter oh, and a book.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

No!

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

TWILIGHT You can feel your mind turning to mush as you read.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

NEW MOON My mum is a fan so I get dragged to this shit I was in this rare place of half fucking angry, half asleep and half laughing my ass off (I don't care if that's not 100%) so my reactions to everything were way more exciting than the film.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

Think of Haiti victims, you self centered fuck.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

Only if extremist religion was abolished, so no.

Is a college education necessary?

If that's what high school is in the USA, then yes.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

Afghanistan...

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

Endless AND I don't care.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

Her voice! It's interesting! The others sound monotonous after a while. Madge's voice sucks, Janet's songs are generic, and Mariah is okay only when she tones it down...which is basically never.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Scary movie. Rom coms are torture for me. Horror gives ample chance for snuggling up.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

Yes, cooked plz.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

Internet

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

Depends if they judge other people based on that.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

Anyone as short as Prince is a no go. Anyone as tall as a basket baller is a no go, too.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

Who hasn't?

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

Yeah, my BFF in Canada.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

Noooo.

Acrylic said:

Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.

Yes.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?

My country doesn't have an army.

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?

Not really.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?

N/A

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?

Spaz, probably.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.

No, unfortunately.

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?

Not that I remember.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?

No.

Describe the last terrible book you've read.

Some 1984 rip-off with a very unsubtle political message about Iceland and the European Union. I didn't bother to finish it.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.

I was bored one day and Date Movie was on TV, but I didn't finish it, because it was so bad.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?

Try taking a LONG walk, and think about how you most likely are better off than most people in Africa and almost everyone in Haiti. Consider that many of these folks don't have access to clean water, basic education and properly cooked food.
Think about how lucky you are having at least those basic things that you take for granted, but many in the 3rd World don't have. How shitty is your life compared to their lives? After you've taken a long walk considering these things, take a long bath and take a nap afterwards. Trust me, you'll feel better.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?

I hope so, but it doesn't look like it will be in the near future.

Is a college education necessary?

That just depends on what kind of job you want.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?

None that I've been to.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)

I don't know.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?

She doesn't lip-sync in concert and she has real tits.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?

Scary movie.

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?

Cooked steak.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?

The bill for my mobile phone.

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?

Don't think so.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?

It's not a deal-breaker, but considering that I'm 186 cm. tall, I would prefer that she were at least 165 cm. tall.

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?

No.

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?

I have a friend who's studying in Hungary and I feel like she has distanced herself (not just literally) from me ever since she started studying there 3 and half years ago. I miss hanging out with her and just talking to her.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?

No.
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Have you ever sang along to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"? Be honest.
Yes, loudly.

If your country were to envoke a military draft, should women be drated along side men? Why?
Yes. Why wouldn't we be?

Do you ever go through periods were you completely lose interest in sex?
Never.

For those of you who have a sexual partner, how often do you fantacize about 'other' people?
Never.

Are you like a ninja with chopsticks, or more like a spaz?
I'll go with spastic ninja.

Can you cook anything kick ass? I mean REALLY kick ass.
Almost everything I cook is kick ass. REALLY kick ass. I probably missed my calling.

Have you ever set fire to something you weren't suppose to?
Yes.

Ever burned something living to a crisp with a magnatfying glass?
Hell no.

Describe the last terrible book you've read.
Strain by Guillermo DelToro. Stick to movies man.

Describe the last terrible movie you've seen.
Avatar.

If there is somebody reading this who thinks their life is shit, what would you say to them?
It doesn't have to be that way. You can make changes, even small ones, that will have a big impact.

Do you believe there can be peace in the middle east? Like, ever?
I really do not think so and that makes me sad.

Is a college education necessary?
It depends what you want to do. In some fields absolutely but not across the board.

What country is a 'must miss' tourist destination?
I think I would pass if someone offered me a trip to Afghanistan.

Do you believe the Universe is endless or finite? (please don't be an ass and say you don't care)
Endless.

What is it about Lady Gaga that makes her better than Madonna, Janet, and Mariah?
She's not better, just different.

Perfect date: Scary movie or romantic comedy?
Definitely scary!

Steak. Yes or no? Bloody or cooked?
Yes, medium rare please.

What's the one bill you wish you didn't have to pay each month?
My therapist!

Would you be able to date someone who was a good deal more religious or non-religious than you?
As long as their beliefs did not infringe on mine in any way, sure.

What is your height preference in a partner? Is this an absolute deal breaker?
I used to. Men had to be taller than me. My husband is 2 inches shorter than me. (I'm 6 foot)

Have you ever wished your family wasn't yours?
Frequently.

Is there somebody you miss or wish you could makeup with for whatever reason?
Not really. If someone is no longer in my life there is a reason.

Do you make a plan for the year out? If so, how much do you normally accomplish in that year?
Never.

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