I tried going to a concert and then to a bar last night, being sober... I almost never go downtown on Saturday night sober, but this time I was driving.. Anywho, I was with my friends at a bar and I ordered a Pepsi. Suddenly some very tall chick walks up to the bar standing next to me... she looks at me, then she looks at my drink, then back at me and then we have a weird "conversation":

Girl: Hi
Me:(Awkwardly) Hi
Girl: You know I'm taller than you, right? I may be wearing very high heels, but I'm still taller than you.
Me: Good for you.
Girl: Have fun tonight, little man.

I should mention that I'm 186 cm. tall (approx. 6'1") and I almost NEVER meet women who are taller than me.

When I joined my friends they suggested the girl was trying to pull me.
I didn't try to pull that girl though but of course me and my friends thought of some possible comeback lines when it was already too late to use them... Plus they probably wouldn't have worked in real life.... maybe in a porno :

"Hi, I'm David, have you met my friend Goliath?" or "Say hello to my BIG friend"
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purplehippieonthe1 said:

Currently I'm fascinated by the dance moves of the bearded guy in this video :

evenstar3 said:

You have reciprocation?!?! OMG, so jealous.

I really wish they made bags of Skittles with only red and purple ones in them... because those are the only ones that I like.

Acrylic said:

Fake as hell.....

would light therapy help?

You are more confusing than any woman I have ever known.

BoobsboobsBoobsboobsBoobsboobsBoobsboobsBoobsboobs....

It's 1 o'clock in the morning over here, I think I'll go to bed..

I hate when I have my phone on silent and then misplace it...

FauxReal said:

I told you he wasn't there.....Get a life.

The tree of temptation by the bus-stop dared me to dance to the music on my mp3 player. I was tempted.

randome?

Feels dizzy .....

Life's a garden. Digg it!

I so don't feel like going out tonight ...

Aelis said:

Get on out there and enjoy yourself... unless you're going somewhere really bad.

florescent said:

It's really bad But I kinda promised. I need a really good reason to decide to stay home now ...

There will be some fun moments, hopefully... !

Aelis said:

Well if you promised, you better get going girl! You never know... you may have a great time once you're there.

florescent said:

True. Thanks, spend a nice evening

Thanks.
Now get out there and have fun!!!

It's getting increasingly difficult to find apple flavored Pillsbury toaster strudels in stores.

And I don't care how processed or unhealthy they are. They're delicious.

FauxReal said:

That's blasphemy.

... the same has happened with Frankenberry -- the cereal of my life. You can't find that shit ANYWHERE.

I think I have only had Frankenberry once in my life ever. I guess I was a deprived (and poor) as a child. But yeah I haven't seen that on a shelf since...I dunno, the mid 90s??

Acrylic said:

I just got some this week...Frankenberry, that is...