Average amount per ejaculation: 1 - 2 teaspoons = 15 - 30 mL

Surface area of pizza:
12" = 30.48cm
30.48 / 2 = 15.24 = radius

A = PI * r^2 = (3.1415926...)(15.24^2) = 729.65cm^2

2mm thick layer:
V = 729.65(0.2) = 145.93cm^3 = 145.93 mL

Bottom range:
145.93 / 15 = ~10 ejaculations

Top range:
145.93 / 30 = ~5 ejaculations

Conclusion:
It would take one guy, in the lower end of the average, approximately 10 ejaculations to cover a 12-inch pizza with semen. However, this is sort of "pushing the limit," because I read somewhere that the maximum number of orgasms a guy can have per day is around 6 or 7 before his cock falls off. Therefore, it is more feasible to have 10 guys each ejaculate once on the pizza to completely cover it.

In the higher end of the average, it would only take 5 ejaculations by one person, but common sense and personal experience indicate that you will not be able to blast the pizza with as much jizz on your fifth time around as you did on the first. Five "high average" guys spooging once would do it, though.

In conclusion, while not impossible, it would be difficult for any one person to cover a pizza in jizz by himself in a reasonable period of time before the pizza cools down. One would have to begin masturbating mere seconds after hanging up the phone after placing the order, and save the results in a cup to be poured on later. Either that, or spend a day or two covering the pizza. Unfortunately, this course of action results in cold pizza, no matter what way you look at it. I don't know about you people out there, but I really hate cold pizza, and I think I'd hate cold jizz-coated pizza even more.

Therefore, one could conclude that covering a large pizza with semen should ONLY be undertaken as a group activity, like at a party when everyone is plastered.

sounds like the Huston 500...



she could gather that kinda cum

I remember the guys from school used to gather round each others houses and play 'shoot on the buscuit' - how come guys just do that kind of thing??!?!?!!! I've never heard of a group of female friends getting together to have wanking sessions... not adolescents anyways...

I think I have seen this very thing on a porn..."Pizza guy, he delivers"

a friend of my cousin's used to work at pizza hut. he would jack off on the pizzas of the customers he didn't like.

sparxxxtresss said:

Someone should shit in his mouth while he sleeps, the dirty fucker...

sparxxxtresss said:

He'd just whip it right out in front of the other pizza-making employees?

Therapy said:

Do straight guys really do this kind of thing?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I don't expect so... I know that I have never been involved in that type of activity.

AzureStar said:

yep. he got fired for some reason

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah, it was just having a wanking competition...they were all about 13, 14...

You could always spread a thin layer of jizz all over the pizza. Between the crust and the cheese is the way to go so that those eating it will be unsuspecting.

sparxxxtresss said:

lol...

I've heard of people spitting in drinks or on food or putting other things on there... but NEVER that.

TRON said:

AzureStar said:

I know of someone who worked in a bakery and 'apparently' used to come in the buns

I see a new food being invented: JIZZA! (Jeet-zah)

IceNine said:

Gay guys don't even do it! At least not outside of a porn or a sex club

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's what I expected... who WOULD do something like that??? It just seems odd to me, but maybe I am a prude.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

who brings the biscuit? You straight people are sooo weird

Therapy said:

Er, guys don't. What the hell kinda guys did you hang out with as a teenager?!?! Scary!

jthad1129 said:

LOL!!! :EVILLOL:

This is some repugnant shit! ...

rdhull said:

I don't like Chipotle either

Therapy said:

That's a circle jerk. Last guy to kum has to eat the cracker!
It's kinda like hitting the lottery, minus 12 of your best buddies' jizz going down your throat.

Boob you are Crazy. Cracking me up laughing. You know I love these funny topics you come up with. Hilarious stuff.

FROM what I understand alot of college boys do that shit and they last one to cum has to eat the bicut...gross

"If I had to choose, Bob, I'll take door #2 please."

GIOVANNI said:

What is it with Americans when they go to college? What's all that stuff about fraternities and sororities and all that crap? It's mad.

That said, most of my college years was spent getting drunk and chasing girls so I'm not much better. But still! There were never any biscuit shooting contests!

I dont get this circle jerk college by stuff--me and my friends never..EVER had/have the desire to jerk off together more less see anothers dick.