myfavorite said:

I don't understand at least 50% of what you post.

Well I hope you pay him/her well.

You're made for this sort of thing. I'm actually surprised you don't already work in media of some sort. You'll do perfectly well... and the frazzled nerves actually help sometimes. They give a certain energy that might otherwise be absent.

If there's a phone-in you HAVE to do the bat dick joke.

Fauxie said:

yes you do, you just hardly ever speak directly to me, but i hear ya...

myfavorite said:

I'm putting that right with these posts.

Fauxie said:

I'm not telling you a damned thing.

Oh, and yes---it's a festive line.

I hope i get to see this

Cuddles said:

I hope one day, I get to see you naked.

TheVoid said:

wtf is that in your avatar?

the segue into your segment should be running to get off


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Cuddles said:

i'm not sure

I really hope it's on that Hey Ha! channel, on one of those comedy shows with the fat guys dressed as katoeys and that old bald dude who's always in those shows.

Fauxie said:

OMG, there's the ladyboy who teaches in SiRacha with a really low 'bass' voice---that girl needs some vocal training lessons something fierce. Plus she's really mean to her students and yells at them all the time.

I love the fact that in Thailand you can be an unconvincing, giant bullmoose of a ladyboy and get a teaching job.

TheVoid said:

Or a drunk, ex-con, or paedophile (or all of the above) farang. I love that you're a 'real' teacher who loves the job.

Fauxie said:

I get s sense some of my female students would sleep with me.
But...but.... they're at least 19.

TheVoid said:

@ 'sense some'

Ajarn's FB got poontang for days. But I have to go to bed now so goodnight na ja lovely teacher. Have sweet dream ka.

Fauxie said:

That fb account is a secret

It kills me how those gorgeous girls all think that they are ugly.

i'm very, very shy, and i've been on T.V. a few times, i was so nervous ahead of time i almost thought i would faint! but it always went fine, and i worried for nothing. you'll do great! you're very smart.

TheVoid said:

The whole thing frightens me, honestly. Sometimes those girls will be really tendentious and knowing and they know exactly what's up (even uni girls from rich families on camfrog, paid sex, getting new mobile phones and all that), but much of the time it seems they really are that insecure and easily manipulated. They're vulnerable as anything to a kind word and some attention and can fall so hard so easily. There is no way I can really ever interact now with Thai women under about 25 from that particular demographic (not the so-called 'lo-so' Thai girls), just to be sure, because well-intentioned, genuine kindness and compliments can be taken the wrong way so easily. Obviously I'm not saying I'm some kind of heartthrob farang or anything. That I'm not only reinforces my point though. The ka's become ja's, the messages more frequent, and before you know it they want your msn ID and you're 10 minutes away from them dropping their towel on webcam. These aren't the gold-diggers ppl typically think of when they think of Thailand. They have money. They'll take you out to lunch, buy you a new mobile phone...

Or so I've heard.

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Fauxie said:

what is 'jope jope'?

Or is it "joop joop"? Some of my female students say that to me when they leave class. It's only the Thais that do it. The Chinese students are very professional.

I keep my distance, but I think I'll end up fucking a few young ladies from other Universities. I mean, they're hot...and I can.

TheVoid said:

joop joop... joob joob... means 'kiss kiss'. They seem to have this boundary or certain social rules in regards to 'face' and all that. It's really very flirty though, isn't it, but I don't think they can go too far and be seen by their peers to be so overt as to come out and say they like you in that way so it's like they cover their tracks in some ways but let's face it, it's way more affectionate than students from other countries are. Make a move though and it's on.

555... jub jub ka... teacher Dan u narak mak eieieieie

I should prolly leave these terrible generalizations be. But still...

So to get back on topic... it sounds like it could be an amazing experience. Rather you than me, I'd be too shy for all that. Plus I have a beard so they never put me in front of a camera.

It really means, "Kiss Kiss?"


Lawd, that's really unfrofessional of my students to do that to me. Cause sometimes, I clumbsily say "joob joob/jobe jobe (yes, i mess it up all the time)" back to them

Now I'm just going to say "bye "



Seriously though, they should no better than to do that, especially in a classroom environment. Not professional at all.



Of course this is Thailand. It's only a matter of time before one of my male students does the same thing.


:lawd:

TheVoid said:

Yes, it really means that. Now I'm imagining you saying it back. Very gay.

Even I don't say that and you've probably seen what I'm like typing (same as speaking) in Thai na ja. I mean, today on the phone (it was on speaker) I said to someone 'jai mai tem ta mai mii thoe pen peuan thii chiwit nuu' (my heart's not full if I don't have you in my life as my friend). That's fairly standard soppy fare for me.

I've learnt mostly around women.

Fauxie said:

You are such a sexy fey bitch sometimes.
Fucking sexy as hell with a posh, aristocratic ota ass accent. :lawd:

Fauxie said:

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day.

CarrieMpls said:

!!!

Thais have tons of these REALLY dramatic sayings in their language.

It's pervasive.

your show is gonna totally get cancelled...

CarrieMpls said:

It was from the heart!