Alf, the father of the Squozen children.




I can live with that.

AlfofMelmak said:

But you created this world we now blissfully inhabit! But as you say, sir! Squozen Daddy it is!

I see we're all still here.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 0:41:33 PST 2003 by LatinaAngel]

Yup, we're still here!

We're

LatinaAngel said:

Indeed, who would want to leave the warm confines of Squozen land? Certainly not you, I hope!

June7 said:

yeah, lets see if this thread :
1) survives Ian the Moderator
2) survives nighttime in the USA


Or is the rest just plain dumb ?

June7 said:

Just as it was written, it shall be!

AlfofMelmak said:

In the name of all that is Squozen, this thread BETTER not be deleted!

ok... so this land i have entered...Please define where it is I am ...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

You have entered the realm of Squozen Land by the grace of our father, Squozen Daddy (also known as Alf). It is so-called due to the fact that it is represented by an infinitely SQUOZEN dot in the General Discussion, accessible to only those with the aptitude to stand out. Life in Squozen Land is one of ultimate pleasure and supreme exclusivity!

The Squozen Frozen Fuhshozen Lebanozen Nether Land!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Well, inhabitants of the Squozen land at least are showing some over-averaged IQ.
Furthermore cats are on the menu.

Anyone alse wanna think of land-related issues ?
An anthem perhaps ?

AlfofMelmak said:

Squozen by Madonna?

"Welcome to the Real World" by Jane Child?

Moonbeam said:

ooo WOW! here's hoping Ian finds it amusing to :LOL:

Wouln't it be funny if even the moderators couldn't figure out how to get in here?

June7 said:

ok, I fixed it
sorry it's late here.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Ian has a keen eye for the truly astonishing, which is a little bit of an understatement for this thread, but it will suffice.

This land is your land
this land is my land
from the event horizon
to the new infinitely squozen island

(Woodie Guthry)

TRON said:

It IS no small task! They'd REALLY throw a conniption!

TRON said:

LMAO

We've surpassed 200 posts!

Okay, I've got it! Here's our theme song:

"Pass the Pozen"

Moonbeam said:

Damn, 200 posts for a thread you can't click

TRON said:

We should start another thread blasting the awful things said about the moderators on the "." thread

And with that, unfortunately, I must depart. Fare well, my Squozen friends! The world of mathematics beckons! Take care, all!

P.S. This was a blast. Thanks everyone, seriously!

TRON said:

PERFECT! It's like a rite of passage. You have to pass the pozen to get in.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Maybe on the "You should check out the '.' thread".

oh wow when i first got in(faster than tron did might i add ...) there was like 2 posts lol...moonbeam and june7

200 good lawd

Squozen Land Anthem

Everybody's searching 4 the Squozen
How the Squozen started, and how it will end
The click u make, is no easy road
But the rewards r great, 4 those who're in the know...

Everybody's searching 4 the answers
Everybody wants Squozen Daddy, 2 give u control
What's the use of half a Squozen... is it half a dream?
U gotta climb all lands in between... yeah.

Squozen Land Anthem, by June7(c)2003
(without permission or credit 2 Prince)