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Reply #30 posted 01/19/10 8:49pm

connorhawke

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ernestsewell said:

connorhawke said:



mad Rape is NOT a good word in any context no no no!

I'd still tongue rape him.


no no no!
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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Reply #31 posted 01/19/10 9:07pm

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I'm a dude so I'll fuck basically any chick.
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Reply #32 posted 01/19/10 9:11pm

ernestsewell

connorhawke said:

ernestsewell said:


I'd still tongue rape him.


no no no!

I stand by it.
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Reply #33 posted 01/20/10 1:56am

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ernestsewell said:

connorhawke said:



no no no!

I stand by it.


Stand by what? The fact that you insinuate rape or the misuse of a word? hmmm
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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Reply #34 posted 01/20/10 3:09am

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Too many to list, but I'll go w/ Dennis Rodman right now - VILE exclaim




ill ill ill
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #35 posted 01/20/10 6:49am

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oh that is a LONG list.
just for safety's sake, i would put my penis anywhere near either Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton.

it would be safer dipping it in battery acid.
i'm sure i'll come up with a bunch more.
[Edited 1/20/10 7:13am]
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y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me......
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Reply #36 posted 01/20/10 6:53am

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ButterscotchPimp said:

oh that is a LONG list.
just for safety's sake, i would put my penis anywhere near either Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton.

it would be safer dipping it in battery acid.
i'm sure i'll come up with a bunch more.


Octo-Mom, because i just saw pics of her in a bikini and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Reply #37 posted 01/20/10 7:07am

ernestsewell

connorhawke said:

ernestsewell said:


I stand by it.


Stand by what? The fact that you insinuate rape or the misuse of a word? hmmm

bored yawn
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Reply #38 posted 01/20/10 7:13am

Ottensen

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I mean absolutely you wouldn't fuck them under any conditions whatsoever. You wouldn't fuck them if your mom's life depended on it, or your baby's or your dog/cat. You would rather wear a chastity belt for all eternity!! You would rather get herpes in your ear than fuck one of these fools. Extreme enough for ya? GOOD! Let's play.


I'll set if off.








NOT NOW, NOT NEVA!!!!!
[Edited 1/19/10 17:07pm]



Brilliant minds think alike, I tell ya, because these are the first nincompoops who came to mind on my end lol lol lol
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Reply #39 posted 01/20/10 10:14am

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Ottensen said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I mean absolutely you wouldn't fuck them under any conditions whatsoever. You wouldn't fuck them if your mom's life depended on it, or your baby's or your dog/cat. You would rather wear a chastity belt for all eternity!! You would rather get herpes in your ear than fuck one of these fools. Extreme enough for ya? GOOD! Let's play.


I'll set if off.








NOT NOW, NOT NEVA!!!!!
[Edited 1/19/10 17:07pm]



Brilliant minds think alike, I tell ya, because these are the first nincompoops who came to mind on my end lol lol lol



hug they both make me barf
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Reply #40 posted 01/20/10 10:15am

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NOT NOW NOT EVA!!!

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Reply #41 posted 01/20/10 10:19am

DanceWme




hell nayyyyy
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Reply #42 posted 01/20/10 10:28am

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DanceWme said:




hell nayyyyy



falloff even Jessica Simpson didn't want him. You have to be all kinds of trifling little dick not to be able to hold that wench.
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Reply #43 posted 01/20/10 10:28am

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ernestsewell said:

Any of the Jonaii.

Britney Spears

Speidi or any reality star, except Dr. Drew (I'd rape him in SO many ways)

Diddy

Glenn Beck

.....and the ones listed to this point.



i think she's hott redface drool : oral
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Reply #44 posted 01/20/10 10:31am

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I don't think any self-respecting orger would fuck Diddy.
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Reply #45 posted 01/20/10 10:38am

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Pamela Andersons type would have to threaten to kill my girl to get anything from me. When you got a kid, almost anything goes. Even being a mother: I can't imagine my daughter going through life saying "I have no mother because she refused to give a BJ to Kid Rock."
There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #46 posted 01/20/10 10:40am

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Deadflow3r said:

Pamela Andersons type would have to threaten to kill my girl to get anything from me. When you got a kid, almost anything goes. Even being a mother: I can't imagine my daughter going through life saying "I have no mother because she refused to give a BJ to Kid Rock."


lol
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
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Reply #47 posted 01/20/10 10:41am

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Deadflow3r said:

Pamela Andersons type would have to threaten to kill my girl to get anything from me. When you got a kid, almost anything goes. Even being a mother: I can't imagine my daughter going through life saying "I have no mother because she refused to give a BJ to Kid Rock."



spit I would have to tell my kid "CYA" cuz aint no way in heaven or hell I would blow Kid Rock. He is so nasty looking to me. Looks like he fell out the STD tree and hit every diseased branch on the way down.
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Reply #48 posted 01/20/10 10:41am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Deadflow3r said:

Pamela Andersons type would have to threaten to kill my girl to get anything from me. When you got a kid, almost anything goes. Even being a mother: I can't imagine my daughter going through life saying "I have no mother because she refused to give a BJ to Kid Rock."



spit I would have to tell my kid "CYA" cuz aint no way in heaven or hell I would blow Kid Rock. He is so nasty looking to me. Looks like he fell out the STD tree and hit every diseased branch on the way down.


falloff
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

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Reply #49 posted 01/20/10 10:46am

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Acrylic said:

DesireeNevermind said:




spit I would have to tell my kid "CYA" cuz aint no way in heaven or hell I would blow Kid Rock. He is so nasty looking to me. Looks like he fell out the STD tree and hit every diseased branch on the way down.


falloff



I never tried Heroine before, but I may just have to ask him to bring some to get me through it. Something that would just barely keep me lucid.
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Reply #50 posted 01/20/10 10:52am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Deadflow3r said:

Pamela Andersons type would have to threaten to kill my girl to get anything from me. When you got a kid, almost anything goes. Even being a mother: I can't imagine my daughter going through life saying "I have no mother because she refused to give a BJ to Kid Rock."



spit I would have to tell my kid "CYA" cuz aint no way in heaven or hell I would blow Kid Rock. He is so nasty looking to me. Looks like he fell out the STD tree and hit every diseased branch on the way down.

spit
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Reply #51 posted 01/20/10 10:54am

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Ok fellow orgers, I will make an exception for the saving of your children and parents lives but ya dog/cat gotta die.
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Reply #52 posted 01/20/10 10:57am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Ok fellow orgers, I will make an exception for the saving of your children and parents lives but ya dog/cat gotta die.



I'd give a BJ to a dog, a cat would be difficult but I would try, before Kid Rock. They are cleaner animals.
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Reply #53 posted 01/20/10 11:04am

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Deadflow3r said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Ok fellow orgers, I will make an exception for the saving of your children and parents lives but ya dog/cat gotta die.



I'd give a BJ to a dog, a cat would be difficult but I would try, before Kid Rock. They are cleaner animals.



falloff


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Reply #54 posted 01/20/10 11:44am

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It´s cool to say you wouldn´t fuck a certain celebrity even if he offered you a millions bucks or even if your life depended on it when you´re here posting on some thread but I bet most of you would fuck ANYBODY and ANYTHING for a million bucks...come on now, let´s be honest. lol
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #55 posted 01/20/10 11:56am

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Rosie O'Donnell ill feeling ill barf
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Reply #56 posted 01/20/10 11:57am

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KoolEaze said:

It´s cool to say you wouldn´t fuck a certain celebrity even if he offered you a millions bucks or even if your life depended on it when you´re here posting on some thread but I bet most of you would fuck ANYBODY and ANYTHING for a million bucks...come on now, let´s be honest. lol



would you fuck a flea bitten, rosacia covered, phimosis dick version of this guy?




or his dog?






hey...they are internet celebrities! wink
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Reply #57 posted 01/20/10 12:11pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

KoolEaze said:

It´s cool to say you wouldn´t fuck a certain celebrity even if he offered you a millions bucks or even if your life depended on it when you´re here posting on some thread but I bet most of you would fuck ANYBODY and ANYTHING for a million bucks...come on now, let´s be honest. lol



would you fuck a flea bitten, rosacia covered, phimosis dick version of this guy?




or his dog?






hey...they are internet celebrities! wink


If the price is right
lol

Think of all the cute chicas I could fuck later once I got the cash.


Dollar dollar bill y´all . lol
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Reply #58 posted 01/20/10 12:24pm

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disbelief shit, this is probably why I stay broke, I got standards and shit.

but as for Nick Lachey, Imma have to vote "hittable". Plus Jessica did not dump him, he dump her, and took a buttload of her dough.

John Mayer=downgrade disbelief
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Reply #59 posted 01/20/10 6:19pm

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ernestsewell said:

connorhawke said:



Stand by what? The fact that you insinuate rape or the misuse of a word? hmmm

bored yawn


Very adult of you. Forget I objected then and carry on...
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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