Inspired by this post:

RodeoSchro said:

I'll kick off with these and come back later, this might require some soul-searching.

Imago has taught me that when you set your mind to it you can learn things you didn't think you'd have an aptitude for (Photo Shop) for completely useless and unproductive reasons.

He's also taught me that we can't blame Asians for mixing up their R's and L's. It's probably just been the fault of non-spelling-ass teachers like him all along.

Ok, go.

Dan has taught me tolerance for other gay people.

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I searched Imago to see if this thread had been done before (yes after posting it) and this came up:

http://muse.jhu.edu/journ...uhasz.html

johnart said:

He´s made me feel more confident about my English skills.

KoolEaze said:

snap

He's taught me that any thread can be improved with a mullet-haired man holding a poodle or a naked bear-man.

Dan has also taught me that you should never ever give him your home address cuz he will shower you with wonderful gifts.


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johnart said:

What kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this?



I'll be back to bask in this thread. Thanks.



Fact: Carriempls is the only orger who'se ever started a thread that actually was about my balls. Seriously. Ironic, huh? There was even an youtube video she posted on that thread too. My balls, yall. Carriempls.... my balls... again,... carriempls...my balls.....

gotta run. I need to go showoff my hair.

rushing07 said:

That's so sweet.

Have you checked the eyeballs for tiny cameras???

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Dan has taught me that people love me for my big heart, or was it my big boobs? One of the two!

He taught me that smoking with wet hair is sexy, and that eating a vegan raw diet is the best thing ever occasionally sometimes when the stars align.

He taught me that some poeple will totally ignore you in threads but will respond to your posts via orgnotes.

He taught me... I dunno...

TheVoid said:

It's almost 4 years old and has had over 1600 views.

A few tips on natural products and raws foods

some good info on the USAF

and random tibits of info on his infomercialthreads

also ... that it's okay to laugh your ass off at his jackassery threads/posts

Imago taught me all about drive-by humping.

johnart said:

BEFORE ANYONE ASKS...
NO that is not me...
or is it

ScarletScandal said:

The hell it's not, I was there!

You can't hide!

Thanks, John! It's cool to be an inspiration to someone!

Here is some of what Imago has taught me:

1. It's all about the hair care products
2. Dust mites are going to eat me, unless...
3. ...I die first from some sort of solar flare/explosion
4. The Batdick joke
5. Everything I know about Thailand
6. Smoking with wet hair is even grosser than smoking with dry hair
7. It's OK for a straight male like me to be the boo of another male (if even only for two weeks)

PunkMistress said:

Chile no...
Look how unkempt that hair is!!!And I do NOT wear wifebeaters outside the house. And I am shocked and appalled that people see a black guy's face in an asian guy's crotch and automatically assume it's me!

ScarletScandal said:

Well,

1. You're black.
2. You're a slut.
3. You're a rice queen.

So...

PunkMistress said:

You don't know me

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He has taught me to be wary of posting my picture online, lest I wind up photoshopped to some white dude with a mullet and a white poodle.

Keep the touching, mature and useful stuff to orgnotes people.

He has taught me that there is an American I'd fuck.

PurpleJedi said:

Exactly!