TheVoid said:

Sheeyit...
If you got yellow fever, then I must have yellow AIDS.

cborgman said:

This is not just NY based. You've described what happens on the platforms in Toronto too.

I do have a Filipino sister in law. We call her the Wicked Witch of the East. She's a real prize. Terrible mother, terrible wife, terrible daughter in a law, lousy friend and a total manipulator. Having said that, I certainly don't feel this way about all Filipinos. I know several and my neice and nephew are part of that culture, and they are great kids. She did tell me on more than one occasion that Filipinos believe that grandparents should raise their grandchildren. She has dumped her own kids on my parents their entire life. When I asked her if she would be raising her grandchildren when the time came, I don't have to tell you what her answer was.

ScarletScandal said:

Well, you certainly delivered on the 'politically incorrect' criteria.
!

TheVoid said:

oh my god, that's one of the funniest things I've read here in years

Fauxie said:

I burst out laughing at work when I read it!

TheVoid said:

I don't give a fuck, I just don't GIVE a fuck

"I Like Chinese" Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

JustErin said:

I don't know what it is about men from India, but when I find one of them attractive It's never just a little bit.
Women from India are gorgeous. My mother is Italian but she really looked like she came from India. ( I always wonder why Prince doesn't hook up with one of them. Frieda Pinto is beyond enviable)

Deadflow3r said:

Frieda! Should have been mine. My last name is the same as that dude that got her.