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PrintableDesireeNevermind said: If a dick travels east at 10 miles per hour and an ass travels west at 5 miles per hour...how many nutsacks does Jimmy have?
4 nutsacks.   ACRYLIC
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Acrylic said: DesireeNevermind said: If a dick travels east at 10 miles per hour and an ass travels west at 5 miles per hour...how many nutsacks does Jimmy have?
4 nutsacks. 4.127 to be exact...  | |
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thejason said: Acrylic said: 4 nutsacks. 4.127 to be exact... Touché. ACRYLIC
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Tremolina said: So, if I understand correctly Erin, you are afraid to ask him if shaving his balls for you means that he "likes you", as in that he would leave his gf for you? Or what do you mean with "likes you"?
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johnart said: MarySharon said: Ouch, getting itchy balls afterward doesn't bother him aparently  Really. I won't shave my balls for anyone. Trim yes, shave no. Unless there was some sort of Locks of Love organization for dudes with bald balls. I'd probably donate to that. 
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it seems that you have more serious feelings for him than just sex, and i'm afraid you are going to end up getting hurt in the end of all this. be careful, and don't let a man mess with your mind, heart and emotions like that! a guy will just about say anything to get to keep having great sex with you. if he really cared deeply for you, i think he would of left his girlfriend for you already.  | |
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thejason said: Tremolina said: I didn´t know dr. Phil talked to women about big dicks and shaven balls too. Gotta check his show out sometime. oh yeah, that Dr. Phil is always talking about balls and dicks, he hides it behind clever metaphors... Ah, something like: See dear Mary, a husband that is always cleaning his footballs is trying to tell you something. Either he likes you, or he likes somebody else. So let me ask you this: does he ever clean his footballs just before performing sexual intercourse with you? | |
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JustErin said: Tremolina said: Why have you tried for 7 years to ditch him? There must be something you dont like about this at all. Yes, the fact that he fucks others is a tad annoying. Honestly, doesn't that apply to you as well? | |
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Acrylic said: thejason said: 4.127 to be exact... Touché. and the correct answer is.... drumrolll..... Tame with 3.234 nutsacks  | |
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johnart said: JustErin said:
I meant your legs and pits, you dork. Oh! Yeah, then. All that was shaved. Actually correction. I just reread this. I thought you said legs and arms, which where shaved, as of course was my chest. I only shaved my legs when I was an itty bitty baby drag queen. Before I discovered that 2-3 pairs of Danskins don't only cover hair, but give you barbie legs. 9 times out of 10 Drag Queens should not go bare-legged.  | |
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JustErin said: If a guy shaves his balls for you just before you come over for a hook up, does that mean he likes you?
[Edited 1/17/10 22:59pm] No. It means that when he leaves your house, he's going to a circle jerk with a bunch of little boys and he wants to fit in with them by looking like a little boy himself. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vivid said: JustErin said: Hahaha....no, I don't like hairy balls. I like hair personally and am always a little disappointed when a guy shaves for me. On the other hand, I think it's a cultural thing to some degree. I lived in some places where every guy shaves everything off all the time. Which is cool if you're into prepubecents (only joking  )
I'm not though. [Edited 1/18/10 8:27am] I've told motherfuckers to put their clothes on and go home when I've seen that they've even trimmed their dick, let alone shave it. Andy don't molest children, I want a man. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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endymion said: So if I don't shave my balls am I subconciously sending out a stay away from my balls message  No, you're ringing a cowbell for me and sending out the message...."come and get it". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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JustErin said: johnart said: I don't ask any woman to shave for me. Weren't you a woman for a while? I'm sure you shaved....you better have.  Wax is the only way Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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thejason said: Tremolina said: I didn´t know dr. Phil talked to women about big dicks and shaven balls too. Gotta check his show out sometime. oh yeah, that Dr. Phil is always talking about balls and dicks, he hides it behind clever metaphors... | |
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JustErin said: thejason said: nobody shaves for their girlfriend... 
they only shave for people they are fucking... You're right, and I know that she doesn't even go down on him...I don't think she even likes sex. I think I've heard this story before. | |
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JustErin said: CHIC0 said: well if he needs it, and she doesn't want it.... why are they together? children? i mean nothing's wrong with not liking sex. but he obviously does. ad you do; and it seems like you may have feelings beyond sexual for him. so....
not meaning to pry btw. Nope, no kids, not married...honestly, I don't know why he stays. Says he doesn't love her, can't see himself with her forever. I dunno...I stopped trying to figure it out. It's his problem. Yes, I care very deeply for him. Ever think he's lying? | |
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kimrachell said: it seems that you have more serious feelings for him than just sex, and i'm afraid you are going to end up getting hurt in the end of all this. be careful, and don't let a man mess with your mind, heart and emotions like that! a guy will just about say anything to get to keep having great sex with you. if he really cared deeply for you, i think he would of left his girlfriend for you already.
I don't want him to leave her for me. And no one can hurt me.
Ok, that's not totally true... | |
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Tremolina said: JustErin said: Yes, the fact that he fucks others is a tad annoying. Honestly, doesn't that apply to you as well? Oh...ya...guess so. But that's only because I hardly see him anymore...I can't just go without. A girl's got needs. | |
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vainandy said: No. It means that when he leaves your house, he's going to a circle jerk with a bunch of little boys and he wants to fit in with them by looking like a little boy himself. I know you really wish this was true... | |
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violator said: JustErin said: You're right, and I know that she doesn't even go down on him...I don't think she even likes sex. I think I've heard this story before. Yes, I know. Oh, and | |
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violator said: JustErin said: Nope, no kids, not married...honestly, I don't know why he stays. Says he doesn't love her, can't see himself with her forever. I dunno...I stopped trying to figure it out. It's his problem. Yes, I care very deeply for him. Ever think he's lying? No. It's a lot more complicated and weird than I'm willing to talk about here so I'll just say 'no'. | |
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JustErin said: kimrachell said: it seems that you have more serious feelings for him than just sex, and i'm afraid you are going to end up getting hurt in the end of all this. be careful, and don't let a man mess with your mind, heart and emotions like that! a guy will just about say anything to get to keep having great sex with you. if he really cared deeply for you, i think he would of left his girlfriend for you already.
I don't want him to leave her for me. And no one can hurt me.
Ok, that's not totally true... i hope everything works out the way you want it to.  | |
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JustErin said: Tremolina said: Honestly, doesn't that apply to you as well? Oh...ya...guess so. But that's only because I hardly see him anymore...I can't just go without. A girl's got needs. I understand. I think it's basically like you said, that he will ditch you eventually. But it can also be up to you, if you want it to, but I see that it's more complicated than that. Good luck, hope it will turn out okay for you. | |
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