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PrintableJustErin said: FauxReal said: What Mars said...he's hoping it'll increase the odds of a blowjob. Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. has he shaved them everytime you two have hooked up?? if not, he's not doing it for you... | |
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DesireeNevermind said: what if suicide bombers put the bombs in penile implants? how the hell are we going to screen for that?
 sniffer dogs, you know how they love to smell crotch anyway. | |
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FauxReal said: JustErin said: Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. Well I guess that just makes him extra considerate.  of his nuts being licked  | |
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JustErin said: FauxReal said: What Mars said...he's hoping it'll increase the odds of a blowjob. Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. But is the forest a factor or can he come over with some hairy all day sweaty nuts and get some? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorFauxReal said: JustErin said: Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. Well I guess that just makes him extra considerate. anything but the possibility that he actually likes me, eh? | |
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JustErin said: DesireeNevermind said: what if suicide bombers put the bombs in penile implants? how the hell are we going to screen for that?
sniffer dogs, you know how they love to smell crotch anyway. damn if that aint the truth. all up in the business. pervy ass dogs. | |
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thejason said: JustErin said: Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. has he shaved them everytime you two have hooked up?? if not, he's not doing it for you... Yes, he has. But the real question is.... does he shave for his gf? | |
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JustErin said: anything but the possibility that he actually likes me, eh? he likes you enough to stick you. then yes. he likes you. 
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Mars23 said: JustErin said: Well, he knows it's a 100% chance that he'll get it. We've hooked up many times before. But is the forest a factor or can he come over with some hairy all day sweaty nuts and get some? I like him, i'd work around that I guess. | |
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JustErin said: does he shave for his gf?
he has a girlfriend?  or are you asking would he if he had one?
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CHIC0 said: JustErin said: does he shave for his gf?
he has a girlfriend? or are you asking would he if he had one?um... | |
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JustErin said: Mars23 said: But is the forest a factor or can he come over with some hairy all day sweaty nuts and get some? I like him, i'd work around that I guess. You're some kind of head giving saint! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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JustErin said: CHIC0 said: he has a girlfriend? or are you asking would he if he had one?um... 'nuff said.
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Mars23 said: JustErin said: I like him, i'd work around that I guess. You're some kind of head giving saint! Honey, I really am. | |
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JustErin said: CHIC0 said: he has a girlfriend? or are you asking would he if he had one?um... nobody shaves for their girlfriend... 
they only shave for people they are fucking... | |
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Mars23 said: JustErin said: I like him, i'd work around that I guess. You're some kind of head giving saint! 
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CHIC0 said: JustErin said: um... 'nuff said. It's complicated. | |
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thejason said: JustErin said: um... nobody shaves for their girlfriend...
they only shave for people they are fucking... oh shit.. 
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thejason said: JustErin said: um... nobody shaves for their girlfriend...
they only shave for people they are fucking... You're right, and I know that she doesn't even go down on him...I don't think she even likes sex. | |
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JustErin said: CHIC0 said: 'nuff said. It's complicated. 
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JustErin said: thejason said: nobody shaves for their girlfriend...
they only shave for people they are fucking... You're right, and I know that she doesn't even go down on him...I don't think she even likes sex. or he could be bad at it. well with her. or she could be a lesbian. OR she's getting some of her own elsewhere. 
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CHIC0 said: JustErin said: You're right, and I know that she doesn't even go down on him...I don't think she even likes sex. or he could be bad at it. well with her. or she could be a lesbian. OR she's getting some of her own elsewhere. maybe.... but from what I am told, sex is just not her thing, no oral(well for him) , no jizz in the face...no ass fuckin', no filth at all. Weirdo. | |
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His girlfriend is probably like... hold on... WHY ARE YOUR BALLS SHAVED
WE HAVEN'T HAD SECKS IN WEEKS  | |
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is this a funny joke?
My dick is so big, it's ri-dick-ulous.  | |
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Cinnie said: His girlfriend is probably like... hold on... WHY ARE YOUR BALLS SHAVED
WE HAVEN'T HAD SECKS IN WEEKS I hope so. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: is this a funny joke?
My dick is so big, it's ri-dick-ulous.  | |
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JustErin said: DesireeNevermind said: is this a funny joke?
My dick is so big, it's ri-dick-ulous. yeah i think so too. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: is this a funny joke?
My dick is so big, it's ri-dick-ulous. only if it is actually big, then i would feign laughter  | |
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JustErin said: CHIC0 said: or he could be bad at it. well with her. or she could be a lesbian. OR she's getting some of her own elsewhere. maybe.... but from what I am told, sex is just not her thing, no oral(well for him) , no jizz in the face...no ass fuckin', no filth at all. Weirdo. well if he needs it, and she doesn't want it.... why are they together? children? i mean nothing's wrong with not liking sex. but he obviously does. and you do; and it seems you may have feelings, beyond sexual, for him. so....
not meaning to pry btw. [Edited 1/17/10 23:34pm]
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CHIC0 said: JustErin said: maybe.... but from what I am told, sex is just not her thing, no oral(well for him) , no jizz in the face...no ass fuckin', no filth at all. Weirdo. well if he needs it, and she doesn't want it.... why are they together? children? i mean nothing's wrong with not liking sex. but he obviously does. ad you do; and it seems like you may have feelings beyond sexual for him. so....
not meaning to pry btw. Nope, no kids, not married...honestly, I don't know why he stays. Says he doesn't love her, can't see himself with her forever. I dunno...I stopped trying to figure it out. It's his problem. Yes, I care very deeply for him. | |
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