Where do I start, Tuesday I was flat ironing my hair and these damn fumes from it that always chokes me decided to choke me then turn my throat into sand paper. Now 3 days later the sandpaper feeling is gone but I keep coughing like hell {I'm starting to taste blood } and when I sing I sound like Lou Rawls....so long singing career and fuck you you ceramic piece of shit flat iron.

I was dying today. I was choking on a fried pork skin then couldn't breath. My daughter saved me.

Honey said:

First, I hope you're okay and I'm glad she was there to save you.

But you know what? I'ma go on and say it cuz I know you already thought it:

Only a black person or someone from the South would have a near death experience due to a pork rind.

SCNDLS said:

Thanks, Cynda I was so scared.

I had just one crisp and I'll never eat one again.

Honey said:

I know exactly how you feel, you panic instantly.

Honey, I've choked on a chicken bone and you know how they're all jagged and sharp. I just KNEW I was gonna die cuz I was at home alone. After I coughed it up tho, I was kinda mortified ar the potential headline, you know:

"Black Woman Chokes on Chicken Bone" Oh well.

SCNDLS said:

I can still hear her, "Breathe, Mommy!" I did it!

The Asian man who owns the Chi flat iron company is running for governor of Texas.

Honey said:

Girl, now you got me wanting kids.

SCNDLS said:

Is that why he moved the company here?!

lawd have mercy

SCNDLS said:

You'll never want to leave them...

And really, if Chanel hadn't grabbed me and forced me to drink water to clear my airway then calmed me enough to get some air, I was in a panic and would have dropped dead! Seriously.

Honey said:

And if I had kids, my friends would no longer be obligated to doing weekly dead body checks on me.

SCNDLS said:

I do that for one of my best friends!

Honey said:

That's my biggest fear living alone: dying in the house and not being found for weeks, especially since I work at home too.

SCNDLS said:

You have to give in and let soneone(s) clock your every move.

I've been lurking here for over a year and finally had the nerve to join and post but its weird because I feel like I know you all but none of you know me.

I've been lurking here for over a year and finally had the nerve to join and post but its weird because I feel like I know you all but none of you know me.

wishingonastar said:

it was the same for me too!

tinaz said:

And you found out you had a long-lost sister!

Honey said:

First, I hope you're okay and I'm glad she was there to save you.

But you know what? I'ma go on and say it cuz I know you already thought it:

Only a black person or someone from the South would have a near death experience due to a pork rind. My people!
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SCNDLS said:

fuckin' rednecks...

thejason said:

. . . and Negroes (yeah, I said it!)

thejason said:

. . . and Negroes (yeah, I said it!)

SCNDLS said:

Hey, im white and I can go to town on a bag of spicy bbq pork rinds!!

SCNDLS said:

fuckin' black people...

tinaz said:

You must be in the South or got Southern blood in ya, it's the only explanation.

A patient at work told me he was gettin ready to butcher a pig and hes gonna bring me some HOMEADE pork rinds!! i just hope he salts them...





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thejason said:

Yeah, them too