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Thread started 01/13/10 1:45pm

lazycrockett

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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

http://www.theonion.com/c...e_might_be


LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

"I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on."

poor fella.
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The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #1 posted 01/13/10 1:48pm

NDRU

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lol gotta love the Onion!
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Reply #2 posted 01/13/10 3:01pm

lazycrockett

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rose
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #3 posted 01/13/10 3:10pm

gyro34

lol
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Reply #4 posted 01/13/10 3:12pm

ZombieKitten

that's awful!!! poor thing cry
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Reply #5 posted 01/13/10 3:14pm

lazycrockett

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pray
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #6 posted 01/13/10 3:16pm

ZombieKitten

lazycrockett said:

pray

beat me to it!!!!! razz
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Reply #7 posted 01/13/10 4:44pm

cborgman

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lol

oh. the onion, how i love you
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #8 posted 01/13/10 4:51pm

myfavorite

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...how awful!!! ...come to cougar mommy baby...batting eyes
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #9 posted 01/13/10 5:44pm

Ace

The Onion. bow
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Reply #10 posted 01/13/10 7:57pm

Lammastide

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lol
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #11 posted 01/13/10 11:02pm

ScarletScandal

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A some good dick oughta clear that shit RIGHT up.
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Reply #12 posted 01/14/10 1:28am

myfavorite

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mcmeekle ???


lolololol
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #13 posted 01/14/10 3:42am

BklynBabe

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damn not a right wing fundamentalist bible thumper....

that is scary nod
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Reply #14 posted 01/14/10 4:44am

connorhawke

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There's only way to know for sure...

Does he do the Sanctified Slide?

headbang headbang headbang
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb
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Reply #15 posted 01/14/10 7:03am

RodeoSchro

LOL, the Onion is so freaking funny. Especially Onion TV. Have you seen this one? It's NSFW.

http://www.theonion.com/c...crashes_in
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Reply #16 posted 01/14/10 7:07am

RodeoSchro

falloff Language is NSFW but this one is GREAT!

http://www.theonion.com/c...node/99487
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