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For Several Years A man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, ,Spaghetti,Spaghetti,Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.  | |
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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!  [Edited 12/11/09 13:37pm]  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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 "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!    I'm firmly planted in denial |
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hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah
wow that is funny | |
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come on now...quints???? THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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PunkMistress said:
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ThreadBare said: PunkMistress said:
and that joke  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorPunkMistress said: that cracked me up more than the joke... and the joke was awesome seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: PunkMistress said: that cracked me up more than the joke... and the joke was awesome  I'm speechless. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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wow With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: wow
(((((MARTINA))))) I miss you! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Serious said: wow
(((((MARTINA))))) I miss you! Miss you too April  !!!With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I heard this joke a couple weeks ago from a friend. Love it! ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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PunkMistress said: "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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PunkMistress said:
happy friday funk! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Funny....unless u were the Chef. | |
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