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Reply #180 posted 01/14/10 10:13am

Vendetta1

Acrylic said:

Vendetta1 said:

a lot of guys don't know what dick tastes like so they can't compare. lol

And a lot of guys don't tell women when they don't like their taste or smell or some guys just refuse to do it at all. They really should tell a chick.


My homegirl showed up at my house CRYING one day because the guy who she had sex with told her that her pussy tasted nasty, and she was SO upset over it.

I'm like, "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" lol

At least he told her.
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Reply #181 posted 01/14/10 10:17am

novabrkr

tackam said:

novabrkr said:

It's neither sad, disappointing, puzzling nor unbelievable.

My penis has been called "beautiful" though. It made me feel slighly effeminate.



Now I want to see it. biggrin


eek disbelief


I suspect it was just her rather amateurish attempt at porn talk. She seemed to possess quite strong an affinity for that male body part in question. confused
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Reply #182 posted 01/14/10 10:17am

thejason

Vendetta1 said:

At least he told her.



any woman can have a bad day, I guess...I mean that thing is an opening to her insides...and some crazy, nasty, smelly shit goes on inside EVERYBODY!

when those bad days start stacking up...time to arrow
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Reply #183 posted 01/14/10 10:19am

Vendetta1

thejason said:

Vendetta1 said:

At least he told her.



any woman can have a bad day, I guess...I mean that thing is an opening to her insides...and some crazy, nasty, smelly shit goes on inside EVERYBODY!

when those bad days start stacking up...time to arrow
You're such a poet. mushy
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Reply #184 posted 01/14/10 10:20am

Acrylic

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thejason said:

Vendetta1 said:

At least he told her.



any woman can have a bad day, I guess...I mean that thing is an opening to her insides...and some crazy, nasty, smelly shit goes on inside EVERYBODY!

when those bad days start stacking up...time to arrow


lol lol lol
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Reply #185 posted 01/14/10 10:25am

thejason

Vendetta1 said:

thejason said:




any woman can have a bad day, I guess...I mean that thing is an opening to her insides...and some crazy, nasty, smelly shit goes on inside EVERYBODY!

when those bad days start stacking up...time to arrow
You're such a poet. mushy



it's a gift lol
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Reply #186 posted 01/14/10 10:39am

tinaz

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noimageatall said:

tinaz said:





I could probably be a lesbian except for the whole Id have to lick a pussy thing...


What's the difference between eating pussy and sucking a dick? Why is eating pussy worse? I'm just trying to understand really. hmmm I'm not a lesbian, but I would have no problem with either. shrug After all, I have one. Why would I think it's not worth eating?? lol





I didnt say it wasnt worth eating... Its just something I couldnt do... I have one too and we all know the nastiness that comes from it! lol Lord knows why men even go there! lol
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Reply #187 posted 01/14/10 10:41am

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thejason said:

the little rascals were in class one day when the teaher said..."I'm going to give you a word...spell it then use it in a sentence"

"Spanky" she said..."Your word is adore."

"Adore, a-d-o-r-e...I adore Darla" he replied...

"Alfalfa" said the teacher, "Your word is love"

"Love, l-o-v-e...I looooovvvve Darla" said Alfalfa

the teacher then called on Buckwheat..."Your word is dictate"

Buckwheat replied..."Dicitate...d-i-c-t-a-t-e...Darla say my dictate good"


biggrin


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Reply #188 posted 01/14/10 10:45am

tinaz

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SCNDLS said:

ZombieKitten said:



you shoulda called the cops!!! omfg

nod For real. I cussed him out before I got his name. doh!



Now see, I would think that was HOT!! Hiwaymen patrol uniforms... drooling
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Reply #189 posted 01/14/10 11:02am

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tinaz said:

noimageatall said:



What's the difference between eating pussy and sucking a dick? Why is eating pussy worse? I'm just trying to understand really. hmmm I'm not a lesbian, but I would have no problem with either. shrug After all, I have one. Why would I think it's not worth eating?? lol





I didnt say it wasnt worth eating... Its just something I couldnt do... I have one too and we all know the nastiness that comes from it! lol Lord knows why men even go there! lol


I don't agree. If you smell bad or "nastiness" comes from it, then it's time to go to the dr because something else is definitely wrong. And any GOOD dr will tell you that douching kills all the good bacteria too. The chemicals in douches irritate your vagina and change the normal balance of healthy bacteria. Douching actually makes things worse. (unless it's just vinegar & water)

Even blood from your period is clean. Smells usually come from outside the vagina, so if you're clean and have no infections, (or "season" it like SCNDLS) wink there should only be the naturally sweet smell of pussy! batting eyes
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Reply #190 posted 01/14/10 11:18am

SCNDLS

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Acrylic said:

Vendetta1 said:

a lot of guys don't know what dick tastes like so they can't compare. lol

And a lot of guys don't tell women when they don't like their taste or smell or some guys just refuse to do it at all. They really should tell a chick.


My homegirl showed up at my house CRYING one day because the guy who she had sex with told her that her pussy tasted nasty, and she was SO upset over it.

I'm like, "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" lol


That mess will actually create more odor problems than it eliminates. A healthy vagina does not need douche and can throws off the natural ph and foster the growth of odor causing bacteria. geek
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Reply #191 posted 01/14/10 11:18am

novabrkr

Bnah. I'm actually starting to think that dark-haired chicks tend to generally have a fouler-smelling / tasting cooch than blondes or redheards. Which is kind of unfortunate, because otherwise I do prefer the dark-haired ones. Perhaps you just have to do some sacrifices in that case.
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Reply #192 posted 01/14/10 11:18am

tinaz

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noimageatall said:

tinaz said:






I didnt say it wasnt worth eating... Its just something I couldnt do... I have one too and we all know the nastiness that comes from it! lol Lord knows why men even go there! lol


I don't agree. If you smell bad or "nastiness" comes from it, then it's time to go to the dr because something else is definitely wrong. And any GOOD dr will tell you that douching kills all the good bacteria too. The chemicals in douches irritate your vagina and change the normal balance of healthy bacteria. Douching actually makes things worse. (unless it's just vinegar & water)

Even blood from your period is clean. Smells usually come from outside the vagina, so if you're clean and have no infections, (or "season" it like SCNDLS) wink there should only be the naturally sweet smell of pussy! batting eyes





Mine isnt nasty! Thats not what I mean...But even if all of those things are clean as you say, it still is nasty to me... Weve been thru the whole I cant even touch a butthole conversation lol This is why there are gay folks and straight folks... While I can admire a womans beauty and form, when it comes down to the nitty gritty its just not something I could do...Im just not interested.. Like straight men could never imagine giving a BJ... Ive got nothing but love for those that swing all different ways tho!! heart !!
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Reply #193 posted 01/14/10 11:19am

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

the little rascals were in class one day when the teaher said..."I'm going to give you a word...spell it then use it in a sentence"

"Spanky" she said..."Your word is adore."

"Adore, a-d-o-r-e...I adore Darla" he replied...

"Alfalfa" said the teacher, "Your word is love"

"Love, l-o-v-e...I looooovvvve Darla" said Alfalfa

the teacher then called on Buckwheat..."Your word is dictate"

Buckwheat replied..."Dicitate...d-i-c-t-a-t-e...Darla say my dictate good"


biggrin

rolleyes Fuckin' rednecks . . . and Tigga
[Edited 1/14/10 11:21am]
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Reply #194 posted 01/14/10 11:20am

novabrkr

tinaz said:

Like straight men could never imagine giving a BJ...


Apparently you've never met a Mike Patton -fan.
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Reply #195 posted 01/14/10 11:21am

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novabrkr said:

tinaz said:

Like straight men could never imagine giving a BJ...


Apparently you've never met a Mike Patton -fan.



Nope, never heard of him... Should I google him?? razz
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Reply #196 posted 01/14/10 11:31am

novabrkr

Nope, never heard of him... Should I google him??






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Reply #197 posted 01/14/10 11:37am

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^ he seems a bit of a spaz but I actually like his music!
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Reply #198 posted 01/14/10 11:46am

thejason

SCNDLS said:

rolleyes Fuckin' rednecks . . . and Tigga


y'all come back now...ya hear...batting eyes
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Reply #199 posted 01/14/10 11:58am

cborgman

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tackam said:

novabrkr said:

It's neither sad, disappointing, puzzling nor unbelievable.

My penis has been called "beautiful" though. It made me feel slighly effeminate.



Now I want to see it. biggrin


me too.

you know what i love on penii? that color line from circumcision. the darker someone's is, the more fascinating i find it
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Reply #200 posted 01/14/10 12:06pm

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

SCNDLS said:

rolleyes Fuckin' rednecks . . . and Tigga


y'all come back now...ya hear...batting eyes

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Reply #201 posted 01/14/10 12:08pm

thejason

SCNDLS said:

thejason said:



y'all come back now...ya hear...batting eyes



I bet Dolly would think my dictate good...
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Reply #202 posted 01/14/10 12:08pm

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

SCNDLS said:




I bet Dolly would think my dictate good...

sigh
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Reply #203 posted 01/14/10 12:12pm

thejason

SCNDLS said:

thejason said:



I bet Dolly would think my dictate good...

sigh

she likes pussy? confuse
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Reply #204 posted 01/14/10 12:14pm

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

SCNDLS said:


sigh

she likes pussy? confuse

spit
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Reply #205 posted 01/14/10 12:16pm

thejason

SCNDLS said:

thejason said:


she likes pussy? confuse

spit



let's go boot scootin' girl...we'll turn some heads...batting eyes
lol
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Reply #206 posted 01/14/10 12:18pm

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

SCNDLS said:


spit



let's go boot scootin' girl...we'll turn some heads...batting eyes
lol

lol Fa sho!

I used to go to this place called Country 2000 back in the '90s and turn that bitch out. I think it's now called Country 3000 boogie
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Reply #207 posted 01/14/10 12:21pm

thejason

SCNDLS said:

thejason said:




let's go boot scootin' girl...we'll turn some heads...batting eyes
lol

lol Fa sho!

I used to go to this place called Country 2000 back in the '90s and turn that bitch out. I think it's now called Country 3000 boogie


fuckers will line dance to ANYTHING!!!
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Reply #208 posted 01/14/10 12:23pm

Acrylic

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SCNDLS said:

Acrylic said:



My homegirl showed up at my house CRYING one day because the guy who she had sex with told her that her pussy tasted nasty, and she was SO upset over it.

I'm like, "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" lol


That mess will actually create more odor problems than it eliminates. A healthy vagina does not need douche and can throws off the natural ph and foster the growth of odor causing bacteria. geek
[Edited 1/14/10 11:20am]


Very true, but it was the only thing that I could think of to tell her... I don't have a pussy problem so I don't know how to fix hers! lol
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
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I only do things for fun.

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Reply #209 posted 01/14/10 12:23pm

SCNDLS

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thejason said:

SCNDLS said:


lol Fa sho!

I used to go to this place called Country 2000 back in the '90s and turn that bitch out. I think it's now called Country 3000 boogie


fuckers will line dance to ANYTHING!!!

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