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PrintableZombieKitten said: Manbearpig said: ....because they think we care.
nah, it's to get it over with   | |
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Manbearpig said: Why do women fake orgasm?
There's 1. Making Love 2. Fucking 3. Banging Banging isn't Any fun and it's a bore. Though a grip and a swivel of the hips always does the trick. No need for fake theatrics. Then I give you my, WTF were U doin' look. | |
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straight men are all of the above. why you got a damn wife and children at home yet you wanna touch me like imma piece of discardable trash...then when i check you on it i get a dinner invite, ok ...well, the bottom line is, you want to somehow fuck me one way or the other....how about not mr asshole. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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SCNDLS said: thejason said: true story... I went to see Willie in concert at an amusement park near here...almost everybody attending looked like Willie Nelson...tons of old country hippies...anyway, a few minutes before the show started, a look-a-like walked by me and accidentally bumped into me...when I turned to look, a familiar voice said, "Excuse me"...it wasn't a look-a-like...it was him!!! I got all excited...like a sweaty, half conscious bitch at an MJ concert...I was at a loss for words and started stuttering... he said..."Calm down son, I'm just Willie Nelson" I love that man...   That's Willie! He is a regular, unadulterated, uncut FOOL!!!
But so nonchalant with it. I've seen/met him many times in Austin and that nucca is just LAID the hell BACK and it ain't cuz of the weed. 
I'm trippin' out that we're talking about him cuz just this morning I was listening to ZZ Top's La Grange and I was thinking how cool it would be if for next year's Superbowl in Dallas they featured various musical acts from Texas in the halftime show and included Willie, ZZ Top, Jimmie Vaughan, The Jonas Brothers, Kelly Clarkson, Scarface, Yolanda Adams, The Mandrelll Sisters, Erykah Badu, and Tevin Campbell. This would be halftime show to end all halftime shows
Of course we would need extra security to keep Beyonce, Jessica and Ashley Simpson, and Vanilla Ice out tho. I'd do the Superbowl there if I had a box . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Vendetta1 said: The right ones do get me in a lather.
But naked men in general do nothing for me. Men are shaped like boxes. Women peaks, curves and valleys. Pound for pound, men have better bodies. Generally, men. Men still look great, hot and sexy with less than perfect bodies. As advertising tell us, women who aren't perfect . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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chocolate1 said: ZombieKitten said: I've never faked one, if I don't come, I glare at him and slam doors, I want EVERYONE to know 
I have... 
I was getting sore and enough was enough. 
TMI 
[Edited 1/12/10 19:27pm] Why do guys say women can't fake? I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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SUPRMAN said: Vendetta1 said: The right ones do get me in a lather.
But naked men in general do nothing for me. Men are shaped like boxes. Women peaks, curves and valleys. Pound for pound, men have better bodies. Generally, men. Men still look great, hot and sexy with less than perfect bodies. As advertising tell us, women who aren't perfect . . . . 
That's where the straight guys are gonna differ almost every time. I've been in the bar and have been WAY overserved. A dude walked up to me and asked if I would like a blowjob. I politely declined. He reiterated "I would TOTALLY suck your cock" again, "no thank you", yet at that point, I almost certainly would have gone home with a female that would rank somewhere between a garden slug and Godzilla. I almost certainly would have done JustErin that night. I think it is always going to fall to preference which body looks best even with a few flaws. That dude could have had the body of David (with arms) and I still would prefer a female that would be labeled...well whatever you want. I will always prefer females. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatortinaz said: NDRU said: I can't understand why all women aren't lesbians, so I'm okay with my lot.
I could probably be a lesbian except for the whole Id have to lick a pussy thing... What's the difference between eating pussy and sucking a dick? Why is eating pussy worse? I'm just trying to understand really.  I'm not a lesbian, but I would have no problem with either.  After all, I have one. Why would I think it's not worth eating?? "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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ZombieKitten said: Manbearpig said: ....because they think we care.
nah, it's to get it over with "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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SUPRMAN said: Vendetta1 said: The right ones do get me in a lather.
But naked men in general do nothing for me. Men are shaped like boxes. Women peaks, curves and valleys. Pound for pound, men have better bodies. Generally, men. Men still look great, hot and sexy with less than perfect bodies. As advertising tell us, women who aren't perfect . . . . | |
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 ...present company excluded, damn!
is is what is is! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Not at all, actually.
I also don't understand why more women aren't lesbians. Looking at us men, isn't that pleasant regardless. http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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thejason said: SCNDLS said: Me too . . . you know, if I din't have to go down "there"
I used to watch their show RELIGIOUSLY! Hell, I wanted to BE Louise. When I first moved to the states I was in LOVE with me some country music, Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynnette, and Tanya Tucker were my bitches! I read Coal Miner's daughter in 3rd grade. you're practically a redneck... Considering my other thread I'ma kick your ass | |
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SUPRMAN said: SCNDLS said: That's Willie! He is a regular, unadulterated, uncut FOOL!!!
But so nonchalant with it. I've seen/met him many times in Austin and that nucca is just LAID the hell BACK and it ain't cuz of the weed.
I'm trippin' out that we're talking about him cuz just this morning I was listening to ZZ Top's La Grange and I was thinking how cool it would be if for next year's Superbowl in Dallas they featured various musical acts from Texas in the halftime show and included Willie, ZZ Top, Jimmie Vaughan, The Jonas Brothers, Kelly Clarkson, Scarface, Yolanda Adams, The Mandrelll Sisters, Erykah Badu, and Tevin Campbell. This would be halftime show to end all halftime shows
Of course we would need extra security to keep Beyonce, Jessica and Ashley Simpson, and Vanilla Ice out tho. I'd do the Superbowl there if I had a box . . . A box?  | |
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noimageatall said: tinaz said: I could probably be a lesbian except for the whole Id have to lick a pussy thing... What's the difference between eating pussy and sucking a dick? Why is eating pussy worse? I'm just trying to understand really. I'm not a lesbian, but I would have no problem with either. After all, I have one. Why would I think it's not worth eating?? I know, it's an odd aversion since LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all  | |
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SCNDLS said: noimageatall said: What's the difference between eating pussy and sucking a dick? Why is eating pussy worse? I'm just trying to understand really. I'm not a lesbian, but I would have no problem with either. After all, I have one. Why would I think it's not worth eating?? I know, it's an odd aversion since LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all | |
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Vendetta1 said: SCNDLS said: I know, it's an odd aversion since LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all  Don't let my mens hear that.
Oh, and I got the California Pizza Kitchen of pussies so don't knock it til ya tried it. [Edited 1/13/10 8:15am] | |
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Vendetta1 said: SUPRMAN said: Pound for pound, men have better bodies. Generally, men. Men still look great, hot and sexy with less than perfect bodies. As advertising tell us, women who aren't perfect . . . . I agree. | |
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SCNDLS said: LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all
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Vendetta1 said: SCNDLS said: I know, it's an odd aversion since LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all I will never know, I stick to kat, even if there's grass I'll feast on it. If you're hungry you gotta eat the happy meal!!! | |
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Vendetta1 said: SCNDLS said: I know, it's an odd aversion since LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all And there it is.  This is why I love you.
I love and idolize womenimz, but I couldn't even bring myself to the thought of feastin on a furburger. But hey, I'll eat a hamhock and not a snail. What's gross to one is a tasty treat to another. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: LAWD KNOWS I expect mine to be eaten and I know ain't nuthin' wrong wit it, ya know, since I seasons mine an' all
All of yawl are crazy. | |
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johnart said: Vendetta1 said: Pussy does not taste as good as dick.
And there it is. This is why I love you.
I love and idolize womenimz, but I couldn't even bring myself to the thought of feastin on a furburger. But hey, I'll eat a hamhock and not a snail. What's gross to one is a tasty treat to another. yeah john its all about preference and you gotta have respect for that. | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: johnart said: And there it is. This is why I love you.
I love and idolize womenimz, but I couldn't even bring myself to the thought of feastin on a furburger. But hey, I'll eat a hamhock and not a snail. What's gross to one is a tasty treat to another. yeah john its all about preference and you gotta have respect for that. Just like the children in China and Africa, there are starving straight men and lesbians in this world. If I'm not gonna eat it, it would be sinful to toss it aside. We Are the World  | |
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johnart said: NMuzakNSoul said: yeah john its all about preference and you gotta have respect for that. Just like the children in China and Africa, there are starving straight men and lesbians in this world. If I'm not gonna eat it, it would be sinful to toss it aside. We Are the World And I for one am willing to feed the needy. Lemme know if some fine ass Haitian needs me to come to his aid.  | |
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SCNDLS said: johnart said: Just like the children in China and Africa, there are starving straight men and lesbians in this world. If I'm not gonna eat it, it would be sinful to toss it aside. We Are the World And I for one am willing to feed the needy. Lemme know if some fine ass Haitian needs me to come to his aid. You are a good person. | |
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SCNDLS said: uPtoWnNY said: Just remember to return the favor....  | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: And I for one am willing to feed the needy. Lemme know if some fine ass Haitian needs me to come to his aid. You are a good person. Just helping my fellow man . . . as long as he's cute. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: Just remember to return the favor.... Huh, what? | |
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