that just the sight alone of your willies don't get the ladies "in a lather?" (phrase stolen from SCNDLS al dente noodle photo thread)

I can't understand why all women aren't lesbians, so I'm okay with my lot.

Ummmm, I expect my check to be in the mail

NDRU said:

I could probably be a lesbian except for the whole Id have to lick a pussy thing...

tinaz said:

Like I said in the other thread, if there are lezzies that don't go down, that's what I'd be if I had to do all that ass douching to get laid.

SCNDLS said:

AMEN!!!

here's my willie....

why did roodboi die?

thejason said:

That's my mofo right thurr

tinaz said:

that dumb fucking user name ran its course....

time for a new dumb fucking user name...

I met his daughter...farm aid was in nebraska back in the day, and they all were staying at the hotel i worked at, and she came in the gift store (where i worked at ) he was in the elevator but i missed him

thejason said:

SCNDLS said:

I've said the same thing!
Not with the "reciprocating"

ZombieKitten said:

Not at all.

A naked male is a highly amusing site to alot of women, and rightly so.

SCNDLS said:

true story...
I went to see Willie in concert at an amusement park near here...almost everybody attending looked like Willie Nelson...tons of old country hippies...anyway, a few minutes before the show started, a look-a-like walked by me and accidentally bumped into me...when I turned to look, a familiar voice said, "Excuse me"...it wasn't a look-a-like...it was him!!! I got all excited...like a sweaty, half conscious bitch at an MJ concert...I was at a loss for words and started stuttering...

he said..."Calm down son, I'm just Willie Nelson"

I love that man...

chocolate1 said:

Id kinda feel sorry for our mates...

thejason said:

awwwww

thejason said:

veronikka said:

I thought you people worshipped and adored me...not my username

thejason said:

That's Willie! He is a regular, unadulterated, uncut FOOL!!!

But so nonchalant with it. I've seen/met him many times in Austin and that nucca is just LAID the hell BACK and it ain't cuz of the weed.

I'm trippin' out that we're talking about him cuz just this morning I was listening to ZZ Top's La Grange and I was thinking how cool it would be if for next year's Superbowl in Dallas they featured various musical acts from Texas in the halftime show and included Willie, ZZ Top, Jimmie Vaughan, The Jonas Brothers, Kelly Clarkson, Scarface, Yolanda Adams, The Mandrelll Sisters, Erykah Badu, and Tevin Campbell.

This would be halftime show to end all halftime shows

Of course we would need extra security to keep Beyonce, Jessica and Ashley Simpson, and Vanilla Ice out tho.

in a lather...ew

SCNDLS said:

back when I would post in Music & More and the "Which artist do you wish Prince would do a duet with" thread would pop up every five minutes or so, I'd always say Willie...he's an incredible songwriter and a wonderful performer...

did you say the Mandrells...I wanted to make sweet love to all three of them when I was growing up...

ZombieKitten said:

Is it foaming and oozing?

double ewww!

This is the sort of thing I'm picturing.

thejason said:

Me too . . . you know, if I din't have to go down "there"

I used to watch their show RELIGIOUSLY! Hell, I wanted to BE Louise. When I first moved to the states I was in LOVE with me some country music, Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynnette, and Tanya Tucker were my bitches! I read Coal Miner's daughter in 3rd grade.

The right ones do get me in a lather.

But naked men in general do nothing for me. Men are shaped like boxes. Women peaks, curves and valleys.

I find I get a better reaction when I dress my penis up. Clowns and knights seem to be popular.

mcmeekle said:

This statement is completely useless without picture evidence

tinaz said:

I'm with you there

tinaz said:

Date a butch.