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THE OXYMORON THREAD oxymoron:
a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly : something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements. 
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why is bra singular and panties plural? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?  | |
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What does an alarm go off when it comes on?
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ernestsewell said: What does an alarm go off when it comes on?
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George Carlin may have already mentioned it but
You don't take a shit, you leave it! My Legacy
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I never understood the word "come", as in "here I come" when it comes to sex.
It's now become a double meaning with "cum" being the jizz. But the orgasm part....I guess it means "here comes my boys" or "here comes the climax". I don't know if that's an oxymoron when you get all analytical about it, but it came to mind. | |
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My pet hate is this one:
Friendly fire as in "killed by friendly fire" now thats hardly friendly, is it?  [Edited 1/11/10 13:19pm] My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....
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sporting personalities | |
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ZombieKitten said: sporting personalities
 My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....
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I read this as "The Omarion Thread"
I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...." "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: I read this as "The Omarion Thread"
I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...." right | |
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gay republican
 Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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calm storm. very heard of a storm being calm. | |
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There are some famous songs with oxymoron titles
Quiet Storm Hurt So Good Sweetest Pain any others | |
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happily married. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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bboy87 said: I read this as "The Omarion Thread"
I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...." It had to be you. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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whistle said: happily married.
Touché.   ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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At a local gas station, they have this sign posted on all of the pumps:
Please pre-pay in advance What, I can't pre-pay AFTER I pump the gas?!? | |
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exodus said: At a local gas station, they have this sign posted on all of the pumps:
Please pre-pay in advance What, I can't pre-pay AFTER I pump the gas?!? well that's kind of mean isn't it  | |
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 "we make our heroes in America only to destroy them" | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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love you to death 
blinded by the light 
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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 tears of joy...smiles of sorrow 
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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good grief
tight slacks freezer burn Crash landing (As a result of friendly fire from a peacekeeping missile?) "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Something we sue in P&R a LOT!!
agree to disagree--I am sooo getting to hate that phrase.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Adult male... 
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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america..land of the free
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whistle said: happily married.
Wow.... "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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noimageatall said: Adult male...
LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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