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Thread started 01/11/10 10:59am

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THE OXYMORON THREAD

oxymoron:

a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly : something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.



hmmm


Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?


Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?


Why is bra singular and panties plural?


Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?



lol
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Reply #1 posted 01/11/10 11:09am

BlackAdder7


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Reply #2 posted 01/11/10 11:31am

ernestsewell

What does an alarm go off when it comes on?



Jumbo Shrimp
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Reply #3 posted 01/11/10 11:40am

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ernestsewell said:

What does an alarm go off when it comes on?



Jumbo Shrimp



clapping lol
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Reply #4 posted 01/11/10 12:43pm

NDRU

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George Carlin may have already mentioned it but

You don't take a shit, you leave it!
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Reply #5 posted 01/11/10 12:46pm

ernestsewell

I never understood the word "come", as in "here I come" when it comes to sex.

It's now become a double meaning with "cum" being the jizz.

But the orgasm part....I guess it means "here comes my boys" or "here comes the climax".

I don't know if that's an oxymoron when you get all analytical about it, but it came to mind.
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Reply #6 posted 01/11/10 1:18pm

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My pet hate is this one:

Friendly fire

as in "killed by friendly fire"
now thats hardly friendly, is it? eek
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My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....

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Reply #7 posted 01/11/10 3:28pm

ZombieKitten

sporting personalities
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Reply #8 posted 01/11/10 3:30pm

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ZombieKitten said:

sporting personalities



falloff
My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....

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Reply #9 posted 01/11/10 3:33pm

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I read this as "The Omarion Thread"

I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...."

lol
"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #10 posted 01/11/10 3:43pm

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bboy87 said:

I read this as "The Omarion Thread"

I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...."

lol


lol right
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Reply #11 posted 01/11/10 3:58pm

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gay republican

smile
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #12 posted 01/11/10 4:23pm

oldpurple

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calm storm. very heard of a storm being calm.
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Reply #13 posted 01/11/10 5:04pm

thatruth

There are some famous songs with oxymoron titles

Quiet Storm

Hurt So Good

Sweetest Pain

any others
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Reply #14 posted 01/11/10 5:23pm

whistle

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happily married.
everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #15 posted 01/11/10 5:40pm

KidaDynamite

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bboy87 said:

I read this as "The Omarion Thread"

I was thinking "No Desiree, not like this...not like this...."

lol

It had to be you. falloff
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #16 posted 01/11/10 5:53pm

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whistle said:

happily married.


Touché. nod
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.
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Reply #17 posted 01/11/10 6:06pm

exodus

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At a local gas station, they have this sign posted on all of the pumps:
Please pre-pay in advance

What, I can't pre-pay AFTER I pump the gas?!?
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Reply #18 posted 01/11/10 6:18pm

ZombieKitten

exodus said:

At a local gas station, they have this sign posted on all of the pumps:
Please pre-pay in advance

What, I can't pre-pay AFTER I pump the gas?!?


well that's kind of mean isn't it pout
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Reply #19 posted 01/11/10 9:57pm

mimi07

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"we make our heroes in America only to destroy them"
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Reply #20 posted 01/11/10 11:24pm

CHIC0

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heart
LOVE
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Reply #21 posted 01/11/10 11:26pm

CHIC0

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heart
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Reply #22 posted 01/11/10 11:35pm

CHIC0

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love you to death neutral

blinded by the light cool
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Reply #23 posted 01/11/10 11:36pm

CHIC0

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bawl tears of joy...smiles of sorrow biggrin
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Reply #24 posted 01/11/10 11:36pm

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good grief

tight slacks

freezer burn

Crash landing (As a result of friendly fire from a peacekeeping missile?) lol
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #25 posted 01/11/10 11:41pm

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Something we sue in P&R a LOT!! lol

agree to disagree--I am sooo getting to hate that phrase. razz
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Reply #26 posted 01/11/10 11:41pm

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Adult male... boxed
















lol
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #27 posted 01/11/10 11:44pm

CHIC0

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america..land of the free
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Reply #28 posted 01/11/10 11:45pm

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whistle said:

happily married.

Wow....
"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD
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Reply #29 posted 01/11/10 11:45pm

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noimageatall said:

Adult male... boxed

lol




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