Okay, I have another question about another dude:

This fucka is 30 years old and is constantly saying: "O-M-G!" you know, spelling it out like a 12 year old school girl in response to anything surprising.

Is it wrong that e'rytime he does that shit I think:



It's fine if he is, just don't try to date me on the DL.
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DesireeNevermind said:

Don't they all? I have a high yella creole youngsta in my stable that calls his "The Pink Panther"

SCNDLS said:

If he ends every sentence with "boo".....then yeah

SCNDLS said:

Let me reminisce...one called his "Rosco P. Coltrane." He was high yella. One called his "The Anaconda." He was 12 inches. One called his the "Dickster." So original. Why don't women name their pussies??

someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . . and they're kinda repulsive???

This guy just sent me a pic of his pecker, completely unsolicited considering we've NEVER had any kind of a sexual conversation or anything in the month that we've known each other. I haven't given any indication that I'm interested in him in that way, yet he decides to show me his lil limp willy. His dick ain't particularly attractive and quite flacid in the pic. I'm actually completely turned off and speechless and don't know what I should say in response to this mess. I'm not sure if I should be polite or brutal.

So, come on you witty bastids, what should I tell him?
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noimageatall said:

Not "Rosco P. Coltrane" . . . this fucka here KNOW he was wrong for that. Who likes the Dukes of Hazzard that damn much???

SCNDLS said:

I didn't and I'm as white as fuckin' snow. Talk about a HUGE turn-OFF!!!


edited to say you wouldn't believe that he would say..in the same country ass accent as that dipshit on Dukes...come and get some of this "Roscooooe..P. Cooooltraaaane," baby.
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SCNDLS said:

I didn't and I'm as white as fuckin' snow. Talk about a HUGE turn-OFF!!!


edited to say you wouldn't believe that he would say..in the same country ass accent as that dipshit on Dukes...come and get some of this "Roscooooe..P. Cooooltraaaane," baby.
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bboy87 said:

WaterInYourBath said:

Imagine a fine, buff ass dude, constantly exclaiming "O-M-G!"

The first time he did it I was like, "I'm sorry, excuse me?" cuz I had NO idea what this fucka was talking about. But he does this, regularly, and every time I see the fall out his mouth.

noimageatall said:

That was my show but gatdam, Roscoe Pervis Coltrane was gayer than a muhhfugga and so is any dude who calls his willy that.

He look like he 'bout to molest Bo right here.

SCNDLS said:

Though there may be some straight men who like to use that term for some reason, and many gay men who do not, your description of him made me think of this:

noimageatall said:

Noimy, you know I love you like a play cousin, but I'ma have to kick yer arse on GP if you fucked him more than once.

SCNDLS said:

Well...start to kickin'... He's one of my baby's daddy...


In my defense though...he could eat pussy like there was no tomorrow. And that is what I base all my men on. Sorry... He could have named his dick "Phimosis" for all I cared.

SCNDLS said:

has he ever responded to a text with just "K" ?

That's a clue right there

SCNDLS said:

has he ever responded to a text with just "K" ?

That's a clue right there

noimageatall said:

You know what? I ain't never came a cross a dick or tongue that good, so I'ma just give bof ya'll the side eye

SCNDLS said:

I said he could have NAMED it Phimosis, because before painted schooled me I had no idea what it was...and it would have been better than "RPC." But yes..his tongue was that good.

bboy87 said:

How's that a clue? Hell I do that. Does that mean I'ma gay man???

WaterInYourBath said:

You know what . . . I'm done cuz I need a nap now.

SCNDLS said:

I'm sorry, lol. Like I said, he might not be gay. Some guys enjoy repeating silly phrases when they know they're comical, or annoying.

noimageatall said:

Was this a black dude? Cuz if he was it's even MUCH more querstionable and dismaying that he would call his willy that. Is there someone we can report him to? Maybe Al Sharpton.

SCNDLS said:

If he ends every sentence with "boo".....then yeah

paintedlady said:

Different dude, and his dick is just fine, along wit the rest of him, from what I saw.

SCNDLS said:

Well...start to kickin'... He's one of my baby's daddy...


In my defense though...he could eat pussy like there was no tomorrow. And that is what I base all my men on. Sorry... He could have named his dick "Phimosis" for all I cared.

noimageatall said:

You do not mean that!

mcmeekle said:

Now, that's funny

Wow he is asking for it. The you should simply tell him the truth. Tell him you don't want to talk to him anymore because he is rude and because you only go for big and hard.

tinaz said:

Ty. Seriously... phimosis dick guy still calls me .... he just won't quit! You would think after a woman runs outta your house barefoot and barely dressed after seeing your dick, that the man would get a clue that things were not gonna work out.