Paintedlady came across one in her travels and felt the need to share. We ain't been right ever since

Honey, after the anal douche thread it aint never gonna be right in here!!


Poor paintedlady..

lawd, lawd, lawd

I remember when I was a lil girl. I was sitting in class (5th grade?) and the lil boy next to me decided to pull out his willy and pssst me until I looked at hi. So by the time I finish ignoring him and finally see his lil peckerwood, and I'm like "dude, why do you have your pinky hanging out of your pants?"

and I was dead serious.

Yeah I wilted a child that day; he did politely pack that lil weenie back up and didst ne'er bother me again.

I do so hope this is not the same foo'.

Boys are really proud of their penises, it starts in the womb.

You never see women flashing their boobs at unsuspecting people unless it's Mardi Gras or Spring Break.

I could see sending this IF we've been talking about sex or I ask to see what you're working with. But, if the last convo we had was about the Cowboys game and you going to church today, why do something like this, especially such an unflattering pic??? Maybe he thinks it's sexy . . . but it ain't.
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Are the "Girl Gone Wild videos.....

Yeah, and alcohol is almost always involved when women do this. But this dude is texting his dick on a Sunday afternoon after church service. Ain't right.

maybe he just sang falling in love with Jesus and then decided to fall in love with the thing in hispants 2.

He was filled the spirit

And what spirit would that be??? Shoudda been filled elsewhere to make the proper impression on a lady, a flaccid dick may give one a message of, "I like you...sorta"

oh my god

send him one of a bone dry vadge in return to let him know the feeling is mutual

agreed!

Are there dry pussy pics out there?

there must be, if there are "wet split beaver" shots, there must have been shots that required that phrase to be coined to make the differentiation

If they exist I'm sure you'll find 'em.

If they exist I'm sure you'll find 'em.

That or she can post those infamous prolapsed vajayjay pics for ya.

or how about the lady that pushes her finger into her cervix animated gif that supa has

Don't know about that one.... thank goodness.

That or she can post those infamous prolapsed vajayjay pics for ya.

I bet this guy has a name for his schlong!

HA!

Imagine a fine, buff ass dude, constantly exclaiming "O-M-G!"

The first time he did it I was like, "I'm sorry, excuse me?" cuz I had NO idea what this fucka was talking about. But he does this, regularly, and every time I see the fall out his mouth.