What do you say when . . .

Reply #91 posted 01/12/10 11:50am

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myfavorite said:

is that lint on michael hendersons chest??? ... barf

He just came out of the ocean and those are drops of water caught up in his thick chest hair. The best way to get them out is to run your tongue through there and free the water. Start with the chest and work your way down inside the swim trunks which really needs the most tongue attention because that's where the hair is the thickest. razz

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Reply #92 posted 01/12/10 2:06pm

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This shit is reaching epidemic proportions cuz my homey just sent me a pic of a celeb who's trynna get at her. These dudes really need to stop. disbelief

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Reply #93 posted 01/12/10 2:14pm

Graycap23	Find a nice pic of genital herpes and email him back.
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Reply #94 posted 01/12/10 2:19pm

uPtoWnNY

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someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . . and they're kinda repulsive??? confused

This guy just sent me a pic of his pecker, completely unsolicited considering we've NEVER had any kind of a sexual conversation or anything in the month that we've known each other. I haven't given any indication that I'm interested in him in that way, yet he decides to show me his lil limp willy. His dick ain't particularly attractive and quite flacid in the pic. I'm actually completely turned off and speechless and don't know what I should say in response to this mess. I'm not sure if I should be polite or brutal.

So, come on you witty bastids, what should I tell him?
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WTF is going on down your way? Damn, you get into some wacky shit!

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Reply #95 posted 01/12/10 2:24pm

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uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . . and they're kinda repulsive??? confused

WTF is going on down your way? Damn, you get into some wacky shit!

Don't ack like you ain't never done it. talk to the hand

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Reply #96 posted 01/12/10 2:40pm

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GREAT ... now i have to google phimosis dick.... brb

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Reply #97 posted 01/12/10 2:41pm

uPtoWnNY

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Don't ack like you ain't never done it. talk to the hand

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Uh-uh baby, that's not how I roll. Ain't nobody blackmailing my ass. But an ex-GF of mine used to send me pics of her wild stuff. That was hot.

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Reply #98 posted 01/12/10 2:41pm

MIGUELGOMEZ	tinaz said: GREAT ... now i have to google phimosis dick.... brb DON'T DO IT!!!! WARNING WARNING!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #99 posted 01/12/10 2:42pm

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tinaz said:

GREAT ... now i have to google phimosis dick.... brb

You may never return faint

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Reply #100 posted 01/12/10 2:42pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

tinaz said:

GREAT ... now i have to google phimosis dick.... brb

DON'T DO IT!!!! WARNING WARNING!!!!!

Danja!!!

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Reply #101 posted 01/12/10 2:44pm

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WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF!! That was UGLY!! a hard dick in a shell!! shake

OMG what could a phimosis clit look like?? crap...brb...

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Reply #102 posted 01/12/10 2:46pm

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Maybe it was meant to be a series: limp, then hard... but the hard pic never came through shrug

You definitely need to give him the stankiest stink eye the next time you see him whofarted

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Reply #103 posted 01/12/10 2:48pm

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tinaz said:

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF!! That was UGLY!! a hard dick in a shell!! shake

OMG what could a phimosis clit look like?? crap...brb...

We tried to told you hah!

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Reply #104 posted 01/12/10 2:49pm

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CalhounSq said:

Maybe it was meant to be a series: limp, then hard... but the hard pic never came through shrug

You definitely need to give him the stankiest stink eye the next time you see him whofarted

Gurl, I dunno WHAT he thought he was doin' but he was outta order! hammer

And there will not be a next time. I've just ignored all his calls and tesses. Gawd forbid if we should ever run into each other cuz my lip will be twisted all the way up. confused

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Reply #105 posted 01/12/10 2:51pm

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EWWWWW no clit!!!!! Hey, how do you all know about such things? lol

Thanks for the warning but its like saying, "I have something to tell you...oh nevermind"... It will drive me crazy!! lol

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Reply #106 posted 01/12/10 2:52pm

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Did his text have a message? Just a pic of his limp one?

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Reply #107 posted 01/12/10 2:53pm

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tinaz said:

EWWWWW no clit!!!!! Hey, how do you all know about such things? lol

Thanks for the warning but its like saying, "I have something to tell you...oh nevermind"... It will drive me crazy!! lol

Paintedlady came across one in her travels and felt the need to share. We ain't been right ever since shake

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Reply #108 posted 01/12/10 2:54pm

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tinaz said:

Did his text have a message? Just a pic of his limp one?

Just his lil al dente noodle in mess o' tight an' curlys feeling ill

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Reply #109 posted 01/12/10 2:55pm

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SCNDLS said:

tinaz said:

EWWWWW no clit!!!!! Hey, how do you all know about such things? lol

Thanks for the warning but its like saying, "I have something to tell you...oh nevermind"... It will drive me crazy!! lol

Paintedlady came across one in her travels and felt the need to share. We ain't been right ever since shake

Honey, after the anal douche thread it aint never gonna be right in here!! lol

Poor paintedlady.. pat

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Reply #110 posted 01/12/10 2:56pm

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SCNDLS said:

tinaz said:

Did his text have a message? Just a pic of his limp one?

Just his lil al dente noodle in mess o' tight an' curlys feeling ill

Too funny he was thinking it would get you all lathered up!! lol

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Reply #111 posted 01/12/10 2:56pm

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tinaz said:

SCNDLS said:

Just his lil al dente noodle in mess o' tight an' curlys feeling ill

Too funny he was thinking it would get you all lathered up!! lol

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Reply #112 posted 01/12/10 3:30pm

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Everytime I look at this pic it reminds me of a hairy thumb. disbelief

I keep picturing a cartoon character...a limp penis named Afro Thumb that can talk and uses the balls as legs to hobble around, and spit on people when it gets angry or excited. Just shameful! lol

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Reply #113 posted 01/12/10 3:34pm