Wow he is asking for it. The you should simply tell him the truth. Tell him you don't want to talk to him anymore because he is rude and because you only go for big and hard.

ring up and introduce yourself as constable (insert name here) and ask if he intentionally sent a photo of what appears to be human male genitalia (although you could be wrong) to your cell phone - you showed all the fellas down at the station and nobody recognised it.

SCNDLS said:

phimosis dick
Girlfriend know da technical toims!

Damn, I wanna see it!

or guys that can't get a clue

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

That's what I would do, too.

mcmeekle said:

Good one.

Be upfront and say you did not appreciate receiving a pic of his ding dong.

luv4u said:

Cinnie said:

I would eat those if you fed them to me

vainandy said:

Yep..if it's hairy Andy wants to see it.

noimageatall said:

Tell him: what part of South America that crawler come from?

And then imagine what Sandra has to endure on the regular.

Tease tease...

Hell yeah! It may be 20 degrees outside but now I'm sweatin'.

SCNDLS said:

I wouldn't ignore it. He might take it as encouragement; You know "no news is good news".

SCNDLS said:

There's your response right there.

OOh lord there's so many ways to respond. Let's start off easy shall we?

1. Send him back a picture of one of them singing chocolate raisins and say "you were reading my mind when you sent me that pic."

2. Tell him "thanks for the pic, I didn't know they made chocolate covered vienna sausages!"


3. Tell him "GOD IS GONNA GET YOU!!"


4. Send him a pic of a phimosis pussy!

5. Tell him "thanks for the pic, I've just turned gay."

DesireeNevermind said:

Oh God... Is there such a thing??

I haven't read all the responses but I don't think I'd say nothing....some (ie whackos)people take a non-response as some form of yes or silent acceptance.

I would tell him that sending you that pic just cemented that there's NO chance of even a friendship. I mean you've only known this person 1 month?!?!? and if this is a co worker...good lord show it to HR!

Cinnie said:

This should b ur new FB photo!

Cinnie said:

I love this picture....IT'S GANGSTA!!!!

noimageatall said:

Yeah and it aint nothin' pretty.

DesireeNevermind said:

Please Jesus no photos. The dick pics are still giving me nightmares.

Ask him if he was at a cook-out after church, when says "why u askin me that?" say, "because I was wondering why u sent me a pic of a little, burnt hot dog!"

DesireeNevermind said:

Seriously?

CarrieMpls said:

you'd think you wouldn't actually have to say that aloud, that guys would know this, but the OP shows that is just not so!

vainandy said: