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PrintableSCNDLS said: someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . . and they're kinda repulsive???
This guy just sent me a pic of his pecker, completely unsolicited considering we've NEVER had any kind of a sexual conversation or anything in the month that we've known each other. I haven't given any indication that I'm interested in him in that way, yet he decides to show me his lil limp willy. His dick ain't particularly attractive and quite flacid in the pic. I'm actually completely turned off and speechless and don't know what I should say in response to this mess. I'm not sure if I should be polite or brutal. So, come on you witty bastids, what should I tell him? [Edited 1/10/10 9:55am] Another hot ass mess eh? Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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noimageatall said: Ok...I thought it was someone from here and was going to ask you to forward it and tell all..
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RenHoek said: WAIT!!!
You mean LA Reid's kid is sending YOU pics...   That fat fucka gotta find it first  | |
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First I wonder what it is like to have such a problem...
then I thin what should I send back? maybe a photo of the holland tunnel? and say "this one seems to have had less traffic" or maybe an elephant vag... "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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mcmeekle said: Find a pic of a penis online, send it to him saying "thanks, here's mine!"
 Now, that's funny | |
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MarySharon said: SCNDLS said: someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . . and they're kinda repulsive???
This guy just sent me a pic of his pecker, completely unsolicited considering we've NEVER had any kind of a sexual conversation or anything in the month that we've known each other. I haven't given any indication that I'm interested in him in that way, yet he decides to show me his lil limp willy. His dick ain't particularly attractive and quite flacid in the pic. I'm actually completely turned off and speechless and don't know what I should say in response to this mess. I'm not sure if I should be polite or brutal. So, come on you witty bastids, what should I tell him? [Edited 1/10/10 9:55am] Another hot ass mess eh?  And hairy as hell  | |
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Text him with this.
"...interesting...." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SCNDLS said: someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . .
 I love how this is put as if it's a pretty common thing.
Wait, is it?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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TheVoid said: hehehe I have to steal this for facebook. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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moderatorminneapolisgenius said: SCNDLS said: someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . .
I love how this is put as if it's a pretty common thing.
Wait, is it? Uh, yeah . . . at least for me it is. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: SCNDLS said: someone sends you a picture of his or her genitals . . .
I love how this is put as if it's a pretty common thing.
Wait, is it? Unfortunately or fortunately depending on said penis...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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he probably sent it on accident and is HORRIFIED that you know:
1: what a FREAK he is 2: that he has such a small dick 3: that you have blackmail power over him now  
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by the way if you haven't said anything to him yet, he probably got the hint | |
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Be brutal, make that man cry...
then come back and tell us all about it.
and on behalf of the poor women in this world that have actually seen an ugly dick that would make you go  .... I am sorry you had to experience seeing an ugly one.  
I love the org. TY for this thread love... its just what the Dr. ordered. | |
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butterfli25 said: he probably sent it on accident and is HORRIFIED that you know:
1: what a FREAK he is 2: that he has such a small dick 3: that you have blackmail power over him now | |
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paintedlady said: Be brutal, make that man cry...
then come back and tell us all about it.
and on behalf of the poor women in this world that have actually seen an ugly dick that would make you go .... I am sorry you had to experience seeing an ugly one.
I love the org. TY for this thread love... its just what the Dr. ordered. Hola, mami! Where yo ass been???
But no, it doesn't rise to the levels of phimosis dick but I haven't said anything yet. | |
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Cinnie said: by the way
if you haven't said anything to him yet, he probably got the hint True | |
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SCNDLS said: butterfli25 said: he probably sent it on accident and is HORRIFIED that you know:
1: what a FREAK he is 2: that he has such a small dick 3: that you have blackmail power over him now you could post that on Don't Date Him Girl.com 
start a self explanatory profile.... post the pic there... when people google him, that'll come up. | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: you could post that on Don't Date Him Girl.com
start a self explanatory profile.... post the pic there... when people google him, that'll come up. Damn, I don't need to go all in on him. He didn't do me wrong just showed poor judgment. | |
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SCNDLS said: Cinnie said: by the way
if you haven't said anything to him yet, he probably got the hint True  But what about our entertainment? In moments like this we must always go down that slippery slope because it makes for great conversation and funny memories later.... ya only live once ya know. Gotta grab these opportunities up!
Teach him a valuable lesson so he doesn't victimize another with his ugly member. Its your duty as a concerned citizen.....he's a "christian" too! He should know better!
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: you could post that on Don't Date Him Girl.com
start a self explanatory profile.... post the pic there... when people google him, that'll come up. Damn, I don't need to go all in on him. He didn't do me wrong just showed poor judgment.He doesn't HAVE to know..... 
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mcmeekle said: Find a pic of a penis online, send it to him saying "thanks, here's mine!"
That's a good one!
Or she could find a pic of a "big and hard" penis online, send it to him saying "thanks but here's what a real one looks like!" I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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HatrinaHaterwitz said: mcmeekle said: Find a pic of a penis online, send it to him saying "thanks, here's mine!"
That's a good one!
Or she could find a pic of a "big and hard" penis online, send it to him saying "thanks but here's what a real one looks like!" that is a good one.
OR... you can look up a picture of a prolapsed vagina that's ballooned out like a football and send him that. | |
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'ere ya go..... http://www.lolclits.com/w...orse_2.jpg NSFW
you can thank The Void for posting that lovely pic in the Gary Coleman thread. | |
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paintedlady said: 'ere ya go..... http://www.lolclits.com/w...orse_2.jpg NSFW
you can thank The Void for posting that lovely pic in the Gary Coleman thread. The link doesn't work but if it's the pic I think it is...that would be perfect!  I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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HatrinaHaterwitz said: paintedlady said: 'ere ya go..... http://www.lolclits.com/w...orse_2.jpg NSFW
you can thank The Void for posting that lovely pic in the Gary Coleman thread. The link doesn't work but if it's the pic I think it is...that would be perfect! Shucks. It is the link of that wide-eyed punanny....
http://prince.org/msg/100/327684?&pg=4 post #95... [Edited 1/10/10 14:23pm] | |
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DanceWme said: SCNDLS said: How do you leave church and 15 minutes later send an unsuspecting person a pic of your goods. That's just blasphemous . . . unless it's big and hard!
[Edited 1/10/10 9:43am] this reminds me of somethin..... http://www.heraldsun.com....5816096753 "It was scandalous" [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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