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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: 
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. If you wanna get all technical.
I'd say it all depends on the distance from the balls to the asshole.
I don't have one, and have never watched a man wipe so...   You don't have an asshole??? How do you poo???
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June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! Over... but I never change the roll, so it usually just sits there on top. When someone does finally change the roll and if it happens to be on wrong, I make them take it off and change it back. | |
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. Hey AzureStar, you have no reason to be confused or start blaming me...we women have more important things to worry about like, em, clothes, shoes and ..em  also which way we are supposed to wipe...  Mmm, question is, why the hell was jthad1129 was on the poop page in the first place???  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. Hey AzureStar, you have no reason to be confused or start blaming me...we women have more important things to worry about like, em, clothes, shoes and ..em also which way we are supposed to wipe... Mmm, question is, why the hell was jthad1129 was on the poop page in the first place??? I wondered that myself!  | |
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Hmmm, I've touched on something here... the ever controversial toilet paper positioning!!!
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moderatorAzureStar said: June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! Over... but I never change the roll, so it usually just sits there on top. When someone does finally change the roll and if it happens to be on wrong, I make them take it off and change it back. One of my pet hates is starting a new toilet roll, especially when it wont peel back easily and the beginning is glued real hard and you gotta get your nails in to get the end and before you know it half the roll is in shreds on the bathroom floor, BEFORE you have hung it on OVER, and BEFORE you have even begun to wipe your ass from FRONT to BACK!!!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! Over... but I never change the roll, so it usually just sits there on top. When someone does finally change the roll and if it happens to be on wrong, I make them take it off and change it back. One of my pet hates is starting a new toilet roll, especially when it wont peel back easily and the beginning is glued real hard and you gotta get your nails in to get the end and before you know it half the roll is in shreds on the bathroom floor, BEFORE you have hung it on OVER, and BEFORE you have even begun to wipe your ass from FRONT to BACK!!! See... I don't worry about that. What you do is wait until it is used up and someone gets the new roll started.
If, by chance, there is no one around to do this, I just take the top three layers and rip them off of there and don't mess with trying to get it off. I think I have issues with toilet paper rolls. I refuse to put them on the spinny thing myself and I can't be bothered with getting new out myself. . [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 12:43:59 PST 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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LaVisHh said: REDFEATHERS said: LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. If you wanna get all technical.
I'd say it all depends on the distance from the balls to the asshole.
I don't have one, and have never watched a man wipe so... You don't have an asshole??? How do you poo???
A penis!!! | |
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AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! Over... but I never change the roll, so it usually just sits there on top. When someone does finally change the roll and if it happens to be on wrong, I make them take it off and change it back. One of my pet hates is starting a new toilet roll, especially when it wont peel back easily and the beginning is glued real hard and you gotta get your nails in to get the end and before you know it half the roll is in shreds on the bathroom floor, BEFORE you have hung it on OVER, and BEFORE you have even begun to wipe your ass from FRONT to BACK!!! See... I don't worry about that. What you do is wait until it is used up and someone gets the new roll started.
If, by chance, there is no one around to do this, I just take the top three layers and rip them off of there and don't mess with trying to get it off. I think I have issues with toilet paper rolls. I refuse to put them on the spinny thing myself and I can't be bothered with getting new out myself. ----- But I am alone, AzureStar, so nobody is around to start the roll or hang it up for me...I could ask the postman...  then he would think I was just a bit too "kooky"  What I do is spend a bit more money and get some loo roll that comes away easily, or if I have been caught out and the type I have won't come away, yeah, I just tear into about 3 or 4 layers too...but it is sooo stressful...I hate it!!! Why? I dunno... even the smallest things mess with my mind... 
. [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 12:43:59 PST 2003 by AzureStar] [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 12:52:16 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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This is just too damn hilarious. I am laughing my head off reading this stuff. First of all, why are you watching your boyfriend wipe his ass? I do many things in front of my husband, but wiping my ass isn't one of them. Also, it is very unsanitary for women to wipe from back to front. Women should always wipe from front to back for hygenic reasons (I won't go into the details as I'm sure most of you can figure out why it's unhygenic). Also, everyone should be wiping really well to ensure that the little old hole is as clean as possible. Happy wiping everyone. | |
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Just to clarify...men can do it either way, while women HAVE to do it front to back(hand behind the back).
Either way, you have to do a good job. Many men(and a few chickies) don't. My old boss used to smell like sh*t every time he approached my desk..."WTF was that?! " "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! OVER!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Anyways, the butt should also be washed after use -  does not clean very well. | |
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XNY said: Just to clarify...men can do it either way, while women HAVE to do it front to back(hand behind the back).
Either way, you have to do a good job. Many men(and a few chickies) don't. My old boss used to smell like sh*t every time he approached my desk..."WTF was that?! " oooh   ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said: Anyways, the butt should also be washed after use -
does not clean very well. ..j/k
Toilet moist tissues are good for this... NOT the tongue!  | |
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That's right Lavish!! That's one thing that bidets were good for. | |
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kisscamille said: That's right Lavish!! That's one thing that bidets were good for.
when I was in the 7th grade, I went to a friends house and wondered why there was a water fountain in his parents bathroom?  ---------------------------------
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Well seeing as you were just in 7th grade, you are forgiven. 7th grade is still quite young to know what a bidet is. They are great. I love it when I stay in a fancy hotel and there is one in the room. | |
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jthad1129 said: XNY said: Just to clarify...men can do it either way, while women HAVE to do it front to back(hand behind the back).
Either way, you have to do a good job. Many men(and a few chickies) don't. My old boss used to smell like sh*t every time he approached my desk..."WTF was that?! " oooh If you're worried about germs, that's what the sinks are for. "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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I just poop in the woods and wipe my arse on small rodents. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Baby wipes are good, using loo roll to dry after. And I'm under...and I fold my paper several times...but then I'm not wiping hunking great piles of shit away with each wipe, so I can afford to | |
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bkw said: I just poop in the woods and wipe my arse on small rodents.
 I heard a joke years ago about that--I think a bear and a rabbit were involved... | |
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XNY said: jthad1129 said: XNY said: Just to clarify...men can do it either way, while women HAVE to do it front to back(hand behind the back).
Either way, you have to do a good job. Many men(and a few chickies) don't. My old boss used to smell like sh*t every time he approached my desk..."WTF was that?! " oooh If you're worried about germs, that's what the sinks are for. hand-mummies!!! first time i have heard that one Hell yes, can't let anything touch the fingers, eeewww! When the paper is thin, sometimes the fingers poke through and, eeewww!! ---------------------------------
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Oh this thread is just nasty. | |
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well sometimes you have to go against the grain to get it all. maybe she just walked in on the backstroke. | |
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how many times can you fold and re-fold, once or twice? ---------------------------------
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yes as lavish said the ass should be washed but some men donot wipe their penis after they urinate,so why the hell would they follow up on cleaning their ass! your ass should smell like powder |
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Back to front, huh?  NICE BALLS   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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