BklynBabe said:

cribber!

SCNDLS said:

is he dead!?

ThreadCula said:

No, just praying for all these evil Orgers . . . and this lil nucca's potentially flammable ankles.

SCNDLS said:

Now why we gotta be evil cuz he came out the house up in that man's arms lookin' a hot mess?

chocolate1 said:

Im not gonna talk about that mans ashy crusty ankles. He may kick the bucket tomorrow.

Its too late. No amount of cocoa butter can help him now. I bet oil wouldnt even help.

ThreadCula said:

chocolate1 said:

He needs the synthetic stuff with Techroline or some shiz.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

LMAO!!!!!

bboy87 said:

thanks for making me spit coffee all over m'self, sir

SCNDLS said:

I can't say that word anymore on the Org because I got in trouble....so you can't say it either

bboy87 said:

I can't think of anything constructive to say.... ^^

Oh, it gets worse....


http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...ry_coleman

LOS ANGELES – "Diff'rent Strokes" actor Gary Coleman is in a Los Angeles hospital after suffering what he believes was a slight seizure. Coleman's agent, Robert Malcolm, says the 41-year-old actor was taken by ambulance to a hospital shortly after 8 a.m. Wednesday after he began feeling "fuzzy" and vomited while resting at a hotel.

Malcolm says Coleman appeared to be fine minutes later, and a CAT scan at the hospital showed no problems. He says Coleman — who has had two failed kidney transplants — will receive dialysis and remain hospitalized overnight.

COLEMAN WAS IN TOWN TO MEET WITH PRODUCERS OF HIS LATEST FILM ABOUT REMOVING A BRIEF SCENE OF FRONTAL NUDITY that Coleman says was unauthorized. The meeting was rescheduled for Thursday.

latimes.com:

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PREACH IT! Gary Coleman penis story now officially a saga
January 8, 2010 | 1:25 pm

This just in from the Department of Gary Coleman’s Penis: The penis has gained an unlikely new ally.

For those just joining us: The diminutive actor is threatening legal action against a production company. The company has produced a yet-to-be released documentary that includes a shot of Coleman’s What-You-Talkin’-'Bout. The flick, "Midgets vs. Mascots", really doesn’t have much to do with Coleman’s penis, but when the opportunity presented itself, the filmmakers made sure to capture the footage for all posterity.

Now comes word that basketball great Scottie Pippen is displeased with the filmmakers as well. He has released a statement -- funneled to us by, natch, Camp Coleman -- that indicates that the athlete also participated in the film, that he regrets that fact, and that some people of small stature may have it out for him.

The full statement follows:

"Given the recent controversy surrounding Gary Coleman, the fact that I've been repeatedly asked questions about my small part in the movie 'Midgets vs. Mascots,' and a related video posted online which shows me being assaulted by a group of Little People, I want to clear up any misunderstandings.

"In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled 'A Tribute to Big Red' (now titled 'Midgets vs. Mascots'). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice).

"A short fight ensued before I heard the film's director yell 'cut.' As I recall, some of the Little People were laughing as the director explained that the scene was 'sort of like an episode of the TV show 'Punk'd'. At that point, I left quickly without a clear understanding of what was going on.

"As for the Little Person who claims he was injured in the attack, I really don't think I caused the injury or can be held to blame. To the best of my knowledge, there is no action being taken against me, nor am I pursuing any action. For the record, I have never seen the movie and, in hindsight, wish I'd not been involved with it. I simply wanted to make clear my role and position as I understand the movie is coming out soon. I will not be answering any further questions regarding the film."

Oh, maybe you won't answer further questions, but someone will. And when that happens, we look forward to being educated by Camp Coleman. Or maybe not.

The official contact for that statement up there? The same guy who’s issuing statements on behalf of the filmmakers.

Don’t try to wrap your head around it. Just let the confusion and joy wash over you.

-- Leslie Gornstein

bboy87 said:

[Edited 1/9/10 22:39pm]

johnart said:

sammij said:

This is something the world does not need.

johnart said:

So there IS one peen the gays don't wanna see?
[Edited 1/9/10 22:40pm]

Jesus take the wheel and lead me to safety.

bboy87 said:

If there was a cure for homosexuality, this would be it. I think the real danger in releasing that footage is if the Homo-reformers get a hold of it.

KidaDynamite said:

On second thought. This might turn out to be the cure for SEXUALITY.
As in across the mf board.

johnart said:

Say that now until we get some good ding-ding swangin' in our face.

johnart said:

There are many things that could kill an erection


2 Girls 1 Cup
Pictures of fat people crying
Monique in a thong
Nancy Grace


and Gary Coleman's penis

KidaDynamite said:

As long as it ain't Arnold's ding-ding, honey.

johnart said:

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

OH.....MY.....GOD!!!!!