In the PapaJohns.com Bowl, my beloved South Carolina Gamecocks went down to the UConn Huskies 20-7.

My Cocks had been surging at the end of the season but alas they fell limp this afternoon. They just could not get it up for the game. But my Cocks will rise again...

sorry to hear about your cock....s. may they rise again!!

I'm sorry they beat your Cocks.

makes Cocks stronger and last longer to go the distance!

BklynBabe said:

They needed it today. My Cocks just played so dysfunctional. They just kind of laid there and couldn't make anything happen. But after the game, many of the Cocks swore that they didn't know what's wrong and said maybe they were stressed or something.

GottaLetitgo said:

It happens to lots of teams.

sounds like some lazy Cocks to me.....

maybe they thought they were the Pussies

PunkMistress said:

Oddly telling them that will likely not make them feel any better.

well, i see all the good jokes have already been taken...

bye bye Spurs, it's been fun!

cborgman said:

I'm not really sure what you mean by "jokes". I'm just talking about a football game here.

cborgman said:

you snooze, you lose, buddy

BklynBabe said:

Not really lazy. They worked hard but they just couldn't make things happen. Maybe they were thinking about something else. Or maybe they have just been practicing on their own too much.

GottaLetitgo said:

maybe they needed some encouragement....some stroking and some oral praising can help a poor Cock when they are down

BklynBabe said:

i wasn't snoozing, i was masturbating.

well you just can't beat a Cock

I hate y'all right now. I'm trying to enjoy my sparkling wine over here, damn it. I laughed so hard I shot it out my nose.

BklynBabe said:

Coach Steve Spurrier told them team before the game that they would have to put matters in their own hands. As they limped through the first half, he told them they needed to get a grip on themselves. Alas, they still were belittled and fans left thoroughly unsatisfied.

Maybe if they played in Manassas, VA they would get more encouragement to work harder and really stroke those balls to the best of their ability.

Don't be so hard on the Cocks. They need athletic support!

BklynBabe said:

I want to be an athletic supporter for the Cocks but I'm tired of trying to shield them. They deserve to be exposed after their pitiful performance today.

U Conn alum..ready to come in here and rub it in..but I see the direction of this thread..lol...not what I was expecting,but yall funny as hell though...

GottaLetitgo said:

I've heard excessive solo practicing can lead to blindness. Maybe their vision was impaired?

Poor cocks. They took such a reaming, I bet their end zone is sore today.

do they have team cups for sale somewhere? it might be fun to get one of those big plastic ones with the straw.

Then, as we suck from it it, we could be telling the world how much we love the cocks.
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or, even better, i could get myself one of those helmets with two on top, then everyone would know i am a double cocks fan!

SavonOsco said:

I congratulate your Huskies on the win today. They played hard and had a solid game plan. Offensively, they did not go deep that much today but did not have to in order to get the job done. On defense, their penetration in the Cocks backfield was incredibly impressive.

They deserve a standing ovation.

GottaLetitgo said:

or fireworks!

while hot fireworks.
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cborgman said:

In South Carolina, you can find just about any article of clothing with "Cocks" on it. We love our "Cocks" in this state.

(I feel like I should insert a Mark Sanford joke here somewhere)
[Edited 1/2/10 17:34pm]

I really feel these Cocks. Who wants to be a big weiner?

BklynBabe said:

I think this guy does.

GottaLetitgo said: