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PrintableMars23 said: ehuffnsd said: the topic is bottoms that don't douche, and I AM NOT one of those. With the visual evidence presented here I would never EVER have doubted you on that. I wanna borrow some of that shit to powerwash my deck. i'm sure you'd get a nice spray. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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CalhounSq said: tinaz said: OMG! Im sorry but that is funny!!!  I know, leave it to me to fuck up the simple process of ass douching If anyone else has ever farted bubbles, I need to see some hands amateur You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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CalhounSq said: SCNDLS said: I had NO idea so many booty specific ecoutrements and accessories were needed to have anal.
Is this the thing that had you pootin' bubbles? What's the the long ripply looking apparatus for? 
Wait, is that a plunger??? 
[Edited 1/7/10 12:30pm] I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants like i said amateur You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants  I can understand that. What is the purpose of the attachment tho, the added benefit?
Is this thingy used for an enema? And again, what's the diff between an enema and a douche? If you wait a day or more and don't eat prior to the act, does that mean you have to hold your BMs too?
[Edited 1/7/10 12:44pm] alot of times people get water up passed the second sphinter and aren't able to get it out. so something like that attachment or a small toy can be interested to open the muscle up and expel the water, the cause for the water farts. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: See, I appreciate the metal hose thing but I do not want to risk injury because LA just upped the water pressure in the pipes
you can montier the pressure yourself through the various knobs and values You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.
All I have to say is ouch. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: johnart said: All I have to say is ouch. Ouch is better than oops. | |
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: All I have to say is ouch. Ouch is better than oops. This is the second thread that I've mistaken oops for POOPS. EHUFNSD wrote pops, in another thread, and I read it as POOPS. This thread is taking over my life. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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At the risk of sounding crass, and possibly even heterosexist. I don't think a man has had a proper orgasm without having something in his Hershey Highway.
I'm only saying. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: johnart said: Ouch is better than oops. This is the second thread that I've mistaken oops for POOPS. EHUFNSD wrote pops, in another thread, and I read it as POOPS. This thread is taking over my life. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!! What a load of crap. Get over it. No one gives a shit. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.
Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorMars23 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.
Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. You're making me sound like a damn piñata!! And no, not into fisting. Not that there's anything wrong with that. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Mars23 said: Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. You're making me sound like a damn piñata!! And no, not into fisting. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Do you officially have a drag name? I can't remember now. | |
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SCNDLS said: SUPRMAN said: They are. I've never used scented though. So what's your prep routine, Supr? Jump in the shower, play with the hose, which gets to feeling pretty good after awhile. Hold the first as long as possible (using as much water as possible), then release and repeat a couple of times. Wait about an hour after to get excess water to drain, then good to go for the evening. But I never get any of that type of action when I do. It's when I don't that everyone's knocking on the back door. Sometimes I take a chance, but usually don't. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Mars23 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.
Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. It's like a piñata, hit a long enough with a stick..et voila! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Mars23 said: Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. You're making me sound like a damn piñata!! And no, not into fisting. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I only suggested fisting cause it's easier to find prizes with the opposable thumb in play. The Wang lacks the characteristics needed to be an effective mandible. Of course I was speaking in general terms. ANYONE could be keeping goodies in there. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This is the second thread that I've mistaken oops for POOPS. EHUFNSD wrote pops, in another thread, and I read it as POOPS. This thread is taking over my life. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!! What a load of crap. Get over it. No one gives a shit. RIM JOB..CYMBAL!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You're making me sound like a damn piñata!! And no, not into fisting. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Do you officially have a drag name? I can't remember now. It's Tasha.....Tasha Salad. OH THE IRONY!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: johnart said: Do you officially have a drag name? I can't remember now. It's Tasha.....Tasha Salad. OH THE IRONY!!!! Piñata Tasha Salad Gomez 
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MacDaddy said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
 They're great, if you stand in the right position you can spray water out of your nostrils
[Edited 1/7/10 13:19pm] This almost made my Nestea fly out of my nostrils I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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MacDaddy said: Mars23 said: Theoretically then, you've got a second area in there to store colorful and exciting prizes and such. Especially if fisting is involved. It's like a piñata, hit a long enough with a stick..et voila!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: It's Tasha.....Tasha Salad. OH THE IRONY!!!! Piñata Tasha Salad Gomez
As a hispanic you're still short about 3 names. ..Rodriguez de La Cruz Del Santo Nino De Atole. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Mars23 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You're making me sound like a damn piñata!! And no, not into fisting. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I only suggested fisting cause it's easier to find prizes with the opposable thumb in play. The Wang lacks the characteristics needed to be an effective mandible. Of course I was speaking in general terms. ANYONE could be keeping goodies in there. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This thread needs PREPARATION H...cause it's ON FIRE!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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RenHoek said: uPtoWnNY said: Dude, lighten up. Anything goes on an adult forum.  we should make a thread about vagina to balance it out "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: RenHoek said: we should make a thread about vagina to balance it out But comments like those belong in a thread about assholes. [Edited 1/7/10 15:35pm] | |
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bboy87 said: RenHoek said: we should make a thread about vagina to balance it out It's a good idea but I don't know if it'll take off and fly like this one did... it'd have to have a mean hook...
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