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congrats  [Edited 1/7/10 12:31pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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WOW!! Leave the org to grab a bite of lunch and come back to THIS!!! This thread fukkin' RULES!!
I now also have a new org-crush on CalhounSq...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Dewrede said: ^ no , it's just fucking gross and doesn't belong on this forum
Dude, you totally belong on this thread since you're being such an asshole right now    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Efan said: CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
 I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much.  So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything  Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to  I know it's dumb, but I always tend to imagine that people look like their avatars, so I laughed really, really hard at this. I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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SCNDLS said: JustErin said: Just douche. No biggie. And sure, there are simple enema kits you can pick up at your local sex shop. I didn't know douches where multi purpose  They are. I've never used scented though. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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CalhounSq said: Efan said: I know it's dumb, but I always tend to imagine that people look like their avatars, so I laughed really, really hard at this. For some reason I picture Don Ho after someone made the "farting bubbles" comment. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: What? If you're gonna venture there, you need one What'cha want me to do?? I had NO idea so many booty specific ecoutrements and accessories were needed to have anal.
Is this the thing that had you pootin' bubbles? What's the the long ripply looking apparatus for? 
Wait, is that a plunger??? 
[Edited 1/7/10 12:30pm] I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CalhounSq said: For some reason I picture Don Ho after someone made the "farting bubbles" comment. A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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CalhounSq said: Dewrede said: ^ no , it's just fucking gross and doesn't belong on this forum
Dude, you totally belong on this thread since you're being such an asshole right now ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said:[quote] SCNDLS said: So how is shit getting on people's dicks?  So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out?[/quote] Don't make that assumption . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CalhounSq said: For some reason I picture Don Ho after someone made the "farting bubbles" comment. OMG I WAS SINGING TINY BUBBLES IN MY HEAD TOO!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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SUPRMAN said: SCNDLS said: I didn't know douches where multi purpose They are. I've never used scented though. So what's your prep routine, Supr? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CalhounSq said: For some reason I picture Don Ho after someone made the "farting bubbles" comment.  Ooooh, you stoopid! | |
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tinaz said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: For some reason I picture Don Ho after someone made the "farting bubbles" comment. OMG I WAS SINGING TINY BUBBLES IN MY HEAD TOO!!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CalhounSq said: SCNDLS said: I had NO idea so many booty specific ecoutrements and accessories were needed to have anal.
Is this the thing that had you pootin' bubbles? What's the the long ripply looking apparatus for?
Wait, is that a plunger???
[Edited 1/7/10 12:30pm] I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants  I can understand that. What is the purpose of the attachment tho, the added benefit?
Is this thingy used for an enema? And again, what's the diff between an enema and a douche? If you wait a day or more and don't eat prior to the act, does that mean you have to hold your BMs too? [Edited 1/7/10 12:44pm] | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I love you!!!! Of course she can try it on her husband but only if she films it and shares it with us. Lawd, now that's a flick I'd sho nuf watch. Hell, I'd settle for footage of her preparing his bootyhole for assplay:
Tina: Honey, let's be a lil adventurous. I wanna try some new shit that I heard about on the Org, but first we have to do a lil prep work. Then Tina whips out these contraptions . . . 
I'm telling you, it's gon' be some urshers. I have one of those devices . . . Metal . . . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SUPRMAN said: SCNDLS said: Lawd, now that's a flick I'd sho nuf watch. Hell, I'd settle for footage of her preparing his bootyhole for assplay:
Tina: Honey, let's be a lil adventurous. I wanna try some new shit that I heard about on the Org, but first we have to do a lil prep work. Then Tina whips out these contraptions . . .
I'm telling you, it's gon' be some urshers. I have one of those devices . . . Metal . . . . . . Well, damn. Therein lies ONE of the problems for me: If a bitch need "devices" the shit ain't happenin'  | |
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tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
 It is. You really have to watch the pressure and temperature. You also need a drain that allows for "objects" to flow through . . . Not the strainer type . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SUPRMAN said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
It is. You really have to watch the pressure and temperature. You also need a drain that allows for "objects" to flow through . . . Not the strainer type . . .  This is like what they use in colonics! So, if someone has a colonic are they ready to go? 
Wait, strainer??? 
Yeah, too many thangs . . . [Edited 1/7/10 12:48pm] | |
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SUPRMAN said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
It is. You really have to watch the pressure and temperature. You also need a drain that allows for "objects" to flow through . . . Not the strainer type . . . Again... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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SUPRMAN said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
It is. You really have to watch the pressure and temperature. You also need a drain that allows for "objects" to flow through . . . Not the strainer type . . . http://www.youtube.com/wa...IYySjIyy_I Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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JustErin said: CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to Hahaha...I do the not eating thing too...but that's not just because of back door fun...remember my Doritos story??  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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JustErin said: tinaz said: Riiiiggggghhhhhttttt....  That is was I meant! Honest! But I do admit that I am the occasional anal whore, yes.  you've got the mind-set of a gay | |
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tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
They're great, if you stand in the right position you can spray water out of your nostrils [Edited 1/7/10 13:19pm] | |
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MacDaddy said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
They're great, if you stand in the right position you can spray water out of your nose MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MacDaddy said: tinaz said: That last pic of the thing that looks like a shower nozzle is scaring me a little, im not gonna lie!! Thats like a high power pressure wash!!
They're great, if you stand in the right position you can spray water out of your nostrils
[Edited 1/7/10 13:19pm] A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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See, I appreciate the metal hose thing but I do not want to risk injury because LA just upped the water pressure in the pipes 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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wow.. this thread is very enlightening. i have learned a lot! which help me out in the future. i am grateful! thought some things have scared the little virgin in me lol. | |
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