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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: Again  you all make me sound like a nympho who's willing to try anything and done most everything. To be fair...aren't you? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorSCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said: you all make me sound like a nympho who's willing to try anything and done most everything.  i was waiting for the truth hurts or if the shoe fits comment. [Edited 1/7/10 12:08pm] You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: i was waiting for the truth hurts or if the shoe fits comment. [Edited 1/7/10 12:08pm] See above. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: Again you all make me sound like a nympho who's willing to try anything and done most everything.  ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Mars23 said: ehuffnsd said: you all make me sound like a nympho who's willing to try anything and done most everything. To be fair...aren't you? the topic is bottoms that don't douche, and I AM NOT one of those. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: i was waiting for the truth hurts or if the shoe fits comment. [Edited 1/7/10 12:08pm] I wasn't trynna state the obvious, boo  | |
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ehuffnsd said: Mars23 said: To be fair...aren't you? the topic is bottoms that don't douche, and I AM NOT one of those. With the visual evidence presented here I would never EVER have doubted you on that. I wanna borrow some of that shit to powerwash my deck. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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THIS thread is so NSFW or the library. | |
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TonyVanDam said: THIS thread is so NSFW or the library.
Well, place the blame, I mean credit, squarely on Tina's shoulders. She's a burgeoning freak who's gonna turn her husband out this weekend. The Org strikes again. | |
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I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half  I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much.  So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I have this one btw
 I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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SCNDLS said: TonyVanDam said: THIS thread is so NSFW or the library.
Well, place the blame, I mean credit, squarely on Tina's shoulders. She's a burgeoning freak who's gonna turn her husband out this weekend. The Org strikes again. He's gonna be wondering why he didn't get the window washer sooner! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to  Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to  It's shit like this that's gon' bring this situation to a head!
Again, too much prep work and high potential for shitty mishaps and bubble pootin' to be sexy  | |
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SCNDLS said: TonyVanDam said: THIS thread is so NSFW or the library.
Well, place the blame, I mean credit, squarely on Tina's shoulders. She's a burgeoning freak who's gonna turn her husband out this weekend. The Org strikes again. WHAT!! All i wanted to do was come to a place to discuss my love for Prince and look what they have made me read!! I am just an innocent small town girl... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: Again you all make me sound like a nympho who's willing to try anything and done most everything. I don't think that about you. | |
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CalhounSq said: I have this one btw
You know what . . .  | |
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to It's shit like this that's gon' bring this situation to a head!
Again, too much prep work and high potential for shitty mishaps and bubble pootin' to be sexy I probably just put too much water???  Haven't made a serious attempt since I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to OMG! Im sorry but that is funny!!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: I have this one btw
You know what . . . What? If you're gonna venture there, you need one  What'cha want me to do?? I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said:
Well, place the blame, I mean credit, squarely on Tina's shoulders. She's a burgeoning freak who's gonna turn her husband out this weekend. The Org strikes again. He's gonna be wondering why he didn't get the window washer sooner! When you gotta go to Home Depot to buy equipment in preparation for a sexual act, you just might be doing too many thangs | |
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CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to Hahaha...I do the not eating thing too...but that's not just because of back door fun...remember my Doritos story?? | |
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tinaz said: CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to OMG! Im sorry but that is funny!!! I know, leave it to me to fuck up the simple process of ass douching If anyone else has ever farted bubbles, I need to see some hands I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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SCNDLS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: He's gonna be wondering why he didn't get the window washer sooner! When you gotta go to Home Depot to buy equipment in preparation for a sexual act, you just might be doing too many thangs HOME DEPOT!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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JustErin said: CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to Hahaha...I do the not eating thing too...but that's not just because of back door fun...remember my Doritos story?? Yes I do!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half
I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to I know it's dumb, but I always tend to imagine that people look like their avatars, so I laughed really, really hard at this. | |
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CalhounSq said: SCNDLS said: You know what . . . What? If you're gonna venture there, you need one What'cha want me to do?? I had NO idea so many booty specific ecoutrements and accessories were needed to have anal.
Is this the thing that had you pootin' bubbles? What's the the long ripply looking apparatus for? 
Wait, is that a plunger???  [Edited 1/7/10 12:30pm] | |
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CalhounSq said: tinaz said: OMG! Im sorry but that is funny!!! I know, leave it to me to fuck up the simple process of ass douching If anyone else has ever farted bubbles, I need to see some hands ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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YOU ALL ARE KILLING ME!!!!!
And there really should be a douche/enema emoticon. [Edited 1/7/10 12:30pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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