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PrintableSCNDLS said: JustErin said: Like I said, you know when you can and can't do it. Feces is not just sitting there 24 hours a day and look at the diagram that was posted, if there is any matter there it's up in that higher area until you have to take a dump. So how is shit getting on people's dicks?  Because they are doing it when they should be taking a shit instead.  | |
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SCNDLS said: tinaz said: So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out? Girl, I'm perplexed like a muhfugga. Its all so complicated... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: SCNDLS said: So how is shit getting on people's dicks? So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out? Can be. No. Can be. | |
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tinaz said: So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out? No. Douching will clean out the upper and lower bowels. A quick spritz of water may be sufficient to clean out the lower bowel, but something a little more thorough is needed to clean out the upper (harder to reach and empty) bowel. Shit, douche and douch again - et voila, a clean, wholesome hole the whole family can enjoy for hours on end without worry! Anal sex really is rather gross when it needs to be pulled apart and explained though. I lost my erection prior to the first edit in this reply.  | |
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thebumpsquad said: SCNDLS said: So how is shit getting on people's dicks?
Massive cocks.  | |
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thebumpsquad said: tinaz said: So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out? No. Douching will clean out the upper and lower bowels. A quick spritz of water may be sufficient to clean out the lower bowel, but something a little more thorough is needed to clean out the upper (harder to reach and empty) bowel. Shit, douche and douch again - et voila, a clean, wholesome hole the whole family can enjoy for hours on end without worry! Anal sex really is rather gross when it needs to be pulled apart and explained though. I lost my erection prior to the first edit in this reply. LMAO!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Cuddles said: Good morning sunshines
Morning!! welcome to ass douching 101.. [Edited 1/7/10 6:16am] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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thebumpsquad said: tinaz said: So if its in the higher area its ok? Douching only cleans it out of the lower area? And if you have taken a dump arent you cleaned out? No. Douching will clean out the upper and lower bowels. A quick spritz of water may be sufficient to clean out the lower bowel, but something a little more thorough is needed to clean out the upper (harder to reach and empty) bowel. Shit, douche and douch again - et voila, a clean, wholesome hole the whole family can enjoy for hours on end without worry! Anal sex really is rather gross when it needs to be pulled apart and explained though. I lost my erection prior to the first edit in this reply. 
 Damn, that's a lot of work. I couldn't be a gay man, I hate cleaning my kitchen so I'd be one celibate mofo if I had to all that.
So, a douching nozzle thingy is long enough to get all the way into the upper bowel? And what's the diff between a douch and an enema? (Tell your erection I'm sorry, but I wanna know! ) | |
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SCNDLS said: thebumpsquad said: No. Douching will clean out the upper and lower bowels. A quick spritz of water may be sufficient to clean out the lower bowel, but something a little more thorough is needed to clean out the upper (harder to reach and empty) bowel. Shit, douche and douch again - et voila, a clean, wholesome hole the whole family can enjoy for hours on end without worry! Anal sex really is rather gross when it needs to be pulled apart and explained though. I lost my erection prior to the first edit in this reply.
Damn, that's a lot of work. I couldn't be a gay man, I hate cleaning my kitchen so I'd be one celibate mofo if I had to all that.
So, a douching nozzle thingy is long enough to get all the way into the upper bowel? And what's the diff between a douch and an enema? (Tell your erection I'm sorry, but I wanna know! )maybe thats whats throwing us off... Im thinking , hey, this town needs an enema kind of thing is for your pooper, and a douche is for the vag... But then I have learned the term "boipussy" right here on prince.org and that could be why its being called a douche?... So that could be the whole thing summed up right there...
im so tired of typos! [Edited 1/7/10 6:23am] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: SCNDLS said:
Damn, that's a lot of work. I couldn't be a gay man, I hate cleaning my kitchen so I'd be one celibate mofo if I had to all that.
So, a douching nozzle thingy is long enough to get all the way into the upper bowel? And what's the diff between a douch and an enema? (Tell your erection I'm sorry, but I wanna know! )maybe thats whats throwing us off... Im thinking , hey, this town needs an enema kind of thing is for your pooper, and a douche is for the vag... But then I have learned the term "boipussy" right here on prince.org and that could be why its being called a douche?... So that could be the whole thing summed up right there...
im so tired of typos! [Edited 1/7/10 6:23am]  Yeah, when do you douche vs enema (Is enema a verb like "douche"???) And I had no idea douches (noun) were multi purpose.
Lawd, this is too much, too early in the gatdamn morning. 
I'm starting to feel like this is the end of an episode of Soap when they reel off all the questions that will be answered next week.
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SCNDLS said: JustErin said: Of course it does. Some women do not get prepared either...you know when you should have anal sex and when you shouldn't. Not that I ever need to use this information but how exactly does one "prepare" for anal sex? What's the process? Are there specific products you should use? Is there like an ass prep kit or some shit? Maybe folks just don't know (I certainly don't) and need you guys to do a PSA to educate 'em. Yes you do cause uptown might come by.  | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: SCNDLS said: Not that I ever need to use this information but how exactly does one "prepare" for anal sex? What's the process? Are there specific products you should use? Is there like an ass prep kit or some shit? Maybe folks just don't know (I certainly don't) and need you guys to do a PSA to educate 'em. Yes you do cause uptown might come by. 
I hope he knows what HE is supposed to do to get ready since he agreed to lemme get that ass  [Edited 1/7/10 6:41am] | |
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SCNDLS said: NMuzakNSoul said: Yes you do cause uptown might come by.
I hope he knows what HE is supposed to do to get ready since he agreed to lemme get that ass
[Edited 1/7/10 6:41am] Rigth and that's why I said it.  | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: SCNDLS said:
I hope he knows what HE is supposed to do to get ready since he agreed to lemme get that ass
[Edited 1/7/10 6:41am] Rigth and that's why I said it. Oh, I thought you meant I would be the botton | |
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This thread....  | |
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SCNDLS said: NMuzakNSoul said: Rigth and that's why I said it. Oh, I thought you meant I would be the botton Nah I read what you said on that, but it's still handy to know then. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: This thread....
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JustErin said: whistle said: so this never happens with heteros?
Of course it does. Some women do not get prepared either...you know when you should have anal sex and when you shouldn't. Yeah. That's happened. NOT SEXY. http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
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uPtoWnNY said: This thread....
Still eager to hit that back do'? | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: SCNDLS said: Oh, I thought you meant I would be the botton Nah I read what you said on that, but it's still handy to know then. Mos def | |
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ButterscotchPimp said: JustErin said: Of course it does. Some women do not get prepared either...you know when you should have anal sex and when you shouldn't. Yeah. That's happened. NOT SEXY. waitingforscndlstobringupmytacobellanalsexthread | |
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Fury said: ButterscotchPimp said: Yeah. That's happened. NOT SEXY. waitingforscndlstobringupmytacobellanalsexthread Was that YOUR thread??? | |
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SCNDLS said: uPtoWnNY said: This thread....
Still eager to hit that back do'? Yours? Oh yes! | |
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SCNDLS said: Fury said: waitingforscndlstobringupmytacobellanalsexthread Was that YOUR thread???  | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: Still eager to hit that back do'? Yours? Oh yes! I don't think she's willing to put in the work so be prepared for a possible fudgesicle treat. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: Still eager to hit that back do'? Yours? Oh yes! Just remember our deal and your bowel cleansing kit.  | |
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JustErin said: uPtoWnNY said: Yours? Oh yes! I don't think she's willing to put in the work so be prepared for a possible fudgesicle treat. Surprise!  | |
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Fury said: SCNDLS said: Was that YOUR thread???
You really shoulda been banned for this mess http://prince.org/msg/100/262959 | |
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