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PrintableRenHoek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Oh Kev, you gonna make me go there. 
when my lady's nice and clean I've been known to wander...  See we have that in common, and I don't mean your wife. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SCNDLS said: SUPRMAN said: Garlic salt and what else?  Rosemary and thyme, bitch! Girl you just made me crave a wood fired pizza. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'. Acquired? Once I was persuaded to try it . . . it was on. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SUPRMAN said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'. Acquired? Once I was persuaded to try it . . . it was on. 
It's my specialty..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SUPRMAN said: Acquired? Once I was persuaded to try it . . . it was on.
It's my specialty..... I'd make you look like an amateur. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Personally, I like when the bottom prepares a bit earlier, not right before sex.
Douching seems to spread the 'nus out I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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SUPRMAN said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
It's my specialty..... I'd make you look like an amateur. 
 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MacDaddy said: SCNDLS said:  Why is gay sex so complicated? Between the prep work, devices, contraptions, protocol, and contortionist skills a muthafucka need a degree from a technical college just to fuck. Damn! 
But I give it to you, you are committed to your shit tho cuz if all this effort was necessary from straightees the human race would certainly die out. Hell, most straight men can barely bother to wipe their asses good after a shit, ain't no way they'd be doin' all this.  LOL, it doesn't have to be complicated, the prepping thing, or rinsing is a drag though. But hey, we like it clean. But as soon as it's clean...  It's all so involved tho, I couldn't even imagine doing all that just to fuck. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'.  As for that, I've had lots of guys do that without any shit related incidents and I didn't jump thru all these hoops. But after this thread, ya'll got a bitch nervous an' shit.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SCNDLS said: Rosemary and thyme, bitch! Girl you just made me crave a wood fired pizza. That's me, the California Pizza Kitchen of pussies [Edited 1/8/10 15:48pm] | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SUPRMAN said: Acquired? Once I was persuaded to try it . . . it was on.
It's my specialty..... So if a booty is a booty is a booty, would you do this to a girl??? 
I ain't volunteering or aksing but I'm just sayin' . . . | |
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SCNDLS said: MacDaddy said: LOL, it doesn't have to be complicated, the prepping thing, or rinsing is a drag though. But hey, we like it clean. But as soon as it's clean... It's all so involved tho, I couldn't even imagine doing all that just to fuck. and people say we chose this... i wish it was a simple task... hey honey wanna fuck? ok. instead of well can we do it like an hour and half from now, i'm not really certain when the last time i ate was and i know how you are about being tighty... You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: It's all so involved tho, I couldn't even imagine doing all that just to fuck. and people say we chose this... i wish it was a simple task... hey honey wanna fuck? ok. instead of well can we do it like an hour and half from now, i'm not really certain when the last time i ate was and i know how you are about being tighty... Exactly! So when folks are picking up trade at a club do you assume they've followed the colon cleansing regimen??? So many of my gay homies pick up people on the regular, so I just assumed that you deal with what's in there when you get there.  It just came with the territory. | |
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SCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said: and people say we chose this... i wish it was a simple task... hey honey wanna fuck? ok. instead of well can we do it like an hour and half from now, i'm not really certain when the last time i ate was and i know how you are about being tighty... Exactly! So when folks are picking up trade at a club do you assume they've followed the colon cleansing regimen??? So many of my gay homies pick up people on the regular, so I just assumed that you deal with what's in there when you get there. It just came with the territory. seeing as i normally check the bottom in the gay census i don't know the answer You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: Exactly! So when folks are picking up trade at a club do you assume they've followed the colon cleansing regimen??? So many of my gay homies pick up people on the regular, so I just assumed that you deal with what's in there when you get there. It just came with the territory. seeing as i normally check the bottom in the gay census i don't know the answer So just come prepared
Do you feel all that good ass cleaning is for naught if you don't get lucky that night??
I would be like "90 gatdamn minutes GONE and I didn't get none???"  | |
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: It's all so involved tho, I couldn't even imagine doing all that just to fuck. and people say we chose this... i wish it was a simple task... hey honey wanna fuck? ok. instead of well can we do it like an hour and half from now, i'm not really certain when the last time i ate was and i know how you are about being tighty... If I'm going out, I do it just in case. I you stay ready, you don't have to get ready It doesn't matter whether or not I bottom or top, but I'll volunteer to bottom, because I know I'm clean. | |
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SCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said: seeing as i normally check the bottom in the gay census i don't know the answer So just come prepared
Do you feel all that good ass cleaning is for naught if you don't get lucky that night??
I would be like "90 gatdamn minutes GONE and I didn't get none???"  You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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 You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: So just come prepared
Do you feel all that good ass cleaning is for naught if you don't get lucky that night??
I would be like "90 gatdamn minutes GONE and I didn't get none???"
I know that's right! | |
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SCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said:
I know that's right! i've said that many times You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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mcmeekle said: SCNDLS said: Nasty ass! Ain't you learned nuthin??? If ain't at least a half hour you ain't doin' it right! I did half an hour.
If you include the time cleaning the bathroom floor.....  LMAO!!  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Girl you just made me crave a wood fired pizza. That's me, the California Pizza Kitchen of pussies
[Edited 1/8/10 15:48pm] x 100000 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
It's my specialty..... So if a booty is a booty is a booty, would you do this to a girl???
I ain't volunteering or aksing but I'm just sayin' . . . No, Why you ask? It's because in my book woman don't fart or go to the bathroom. So if I tried to toss some lady's salad and there were croutons or some wonky smell, I would die. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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"This thread goes on & on...& on & on....my sphincter keeps winking and I start to moan." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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roodboi said: ehuffnsd said: yeah..I love the hell outta this 'not gay forum' and nothing posted here will likely ever bother me...but the sounding shit just makes me cringe... Like I said I don't judge. Sounding is not for me. Just saying the word makes me cross my legs and shit. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SCNDLS said: MacDaddy said: LOL, it doesn't have to be complicated, the prepping thing, or rinsing is a drag though. But hey, we like it clean. But as soon as it's clean... It's all so involved tho, I couldn't even imagine doing all that just to fuck. But it's a lot more fun when you can relax and not have to stress and just go, go, go . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
It's my specialty..... So if a booty is a booty is a booty, would you do this to a girl???
I ain't volunteering or aksing but I'm just sayin' . . . While I'm down there I'd be eating more than ass . . . (yes, I have. One woman asked me where I learned cunnilingus, all I could do was laugh- my first thought was "eating ass.") I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said: and people say we chose this... i wish it was a simple task... hey honey wanna fuck? ok. instead of well can we do it like an hour and half from now, i'm not really certain when the last time i ate was and i know how you are about being tighty... Exactly! So when folks are picking up trade at a club do you assume they've followed the colon cleansing regimen??? So many of my gay homies pick up people on the regular, so I just assumed that you deal with what's in there when you get there. It just came with the territory. If I'm going out in anticipation . . . , I do it all before I leave the house. But you can get busy au natural without any mishaps. You just can't guarantee that this time will be one of those times. In a relationship it's a lot easier to deal with in my experience. My body, at least adjusted to my partner. Even without preparation it was rarely any kind of problem for us. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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ehuffnsd said: SCNDLS said: So just come prepared
Do you feel all that good ass cleaning is for naught if you don't get lucky that night??
I would be like "90 gatdamn minutes GONE and I didn't get none???" LMAO Hilarious! I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SCNDLS said: ehuffnsd said: seeing as i normally check the bottom in the gay census i don't know the answer So just come prepared
Do you feel all that good ass cleaning is for naught if you don't get lucky that night??
I would be like "90 gatdamn minutes GONE and I didn't get none???" That is my usual weekend . . . . Nah, but I've had too many like that. My friends say I'm too picky. But if I'm interested in one guy, if I don't get what I want, I'm not interested in settling. I'd rather go home alone. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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