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PrintableScarletScandal said: matthewgrant said: 
at my sisters house I have a hot stiletto wine glass charm. I so call the gray/black one! [Edited 1/7/10 19:55pm] I want one that glows in the dark! Go Scarlet! Go Scarlet!  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Can we please talk about the LUBE SHOOTER now?
POINTLESS! If you need one you shouldn't be having sex. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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I don't consider myself all THAT experienced or freaky, but frankly I...am kinda...shocked at how many grown adults are being surprised by the sex practices being talked about in here.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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matthewgrant said: johnart said: I just flatlined. 
butcha ain't goin' no wherez. so help me gay gods "Doctor doctor...give me the news...." Am I dating myself again. Jeez. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: matthewgrant said:
butcha ain't goin' no wherez. so help me gay gods "Doctor doctor...give me the news...." Am I dating myself again. Jeez. Are you a doctor? 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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matthewgrant said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: "Doctor doctor...give me the news...." Am I dating myself again. Jeez. Are you a doctor? No! I just seem to be quoting really old songs that you young-ens don't know. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: matthewgrant said: Are you a doctor? No! I just seem to be quoting really old songs that you young-ens don't know. oh 
well post link to said song  some of us young'ens like that kinda stuff  12/05/2011
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matthewgrant said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: No! I just seem to be quoting really old songs that you young-ens don't know. oh
well post link to said song some of us young'ens like that kinda stuff it's thompson twins. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: matthewgrant said: oh
well post link to said song some of us young'ens like that kinda stuff it's thompson twins. No, I think it's Robert Palmer. T.Twins was 'Doctor Doctor, Can't you see I'm burning, burning...' | |
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vivid said: ehuffnsd said: it's thompson twins. No, I think it's Robert Palmer. T.Twins was 'Doctor Doctor, Can't you see I'm burning, burning...' Which is just as appropriate in this thread. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Lawd..... This thread just made me straighter.....   | |
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants  I can understand that. What is the purpose of the attachment tho, the added benefit?
Is this thingy used for an enema? And again, what's the diff between an enema and a douche? If you wait a day or more and don't eat prior to the act, does that mean you have to hold your BMs too? 
[Edited 1/7/10 12:44pm] No idea what the attachment is for, maybe "ribbed" for pleasure? Dunno the difference between an enema & a douche either - seems like enemas are more intensive, but I'm probably making that up
For me I wouldn't produce any waste if I didn't eat, which would be the only reason for not eating. But everyone is different - I'm a once a day shitter, no more than that    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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ehuffnsd said: CalhounSq said: I've never used the ripple attachment, I don't think I could get it in my ass (you take off that screw top & it's the size of a nickle, no wedging at all). But yes, this is the contraption that had me farting bubbles. I wish I just "knew" like Erin, but I wanted to be sure there were no remnants like i said amateur Of course I'm an amateur, I've never done it before  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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lazycrockett said: vivid said: [/b] No, I think it's Robert Palmer. T.Twins was 'Doctor Doctor, Can't you see I'm burning, burning...' Which is just as appropriate in this thread. | |
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So... what amazing highs & lows will this thread reach today?
Have we covered it all?? I wonder... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorvivid said: ehuffnsd said: it's thompson twins. No, I think it's Robert Palmer. T.Twins was 'Doctor Doctor, Can't you see I'm burning, burning...' Robert Palmer covered it. I heard it originally by Moon Martin in 1978. I was 11 years old.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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RenHoek said: So... what amazing highs & lows will this thread reach today?
Have we covered it all?? I wonder... We haven't even scratched the surface. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: I wonder what she's reacting to. I dunno, "Beyonce, what's 2 +2?"
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DesireeNevermind said: KatSkrizzle said: I have learned so much! All I knew about was "snap that pussy back!"
http://www.youtube.com/wa...Pd3wZG8zH8  My  don't need no marinade.  I done told ya'll it's naturally well-seasoned (shut it, Roodboi!) | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: And didn't tell nobody . . . selfish asses! Oh we been tryin to tell your mens for the longest  Shit, too many of 'em already know ya'll got the gift. This is a problem  | |
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I love the ORG.
That's really all I have to say about ass-douching. ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: matthewgrant said: yes. you start. what is it?Please no Apollonia jokes. 
http://www.sextoy.com/pro...SR-KL300PK Back by popular demand, The Stockroom is proud to announce the production and master distribution of the best-selling Lube Shooter! Available exclusively from The Stockroom, each Lube Shooter blister pack contains 3 disposable plastic applicator tips and 1 plunger which are compatible with all types of lube, including hard-to-handle creams and gels. The easy-to-clean design makes the Lube Shooter versatile and practical as the wide array of colors available also lends itself to color-coding for safe and sanitary play. • Applicator measures 5in/12.7cm from base to tip • Applicator measures 1in/2.54cm in circumference • Plunger measures 4 in/10.16cm from base to tip • Plunger measures 1/2 in/1.27cm in circumference Available in the following colors: • Smoke Grey • Red • Pink • Blue • Purple You can get this at Overstock.com for God's sakes. Too.many.THANGZ.
 Why is gay sex so complicated? Between the prep work, devices, contraptions, protocol, and contortionist skills a muthafucka need a degree from a technical college just to fuck. Damn!
But I give it to you, you are committed to your shit tho cuz if all this effort was necessary from straightees the human race would certainly die out. Hell, most straight men can barely bother to wipe their asses good after a shit, ain't no way they'd be doin' all this. | |
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ehuffnsd said: matthewgrant said: oh
well post link to said song some of us young'ens like that kinda stuff it's thompson twins. 'Doctor, doctor, give me the news . . . I've got a bad case of lovin' you" That is not the Thompson Twins . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: My don't need no marinade. I done told ya'll it's naturally well-seasoned (shut it, Roodboi!)Garlic salt and what else? I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SUPRMAN said: SCNDLS said: My don't need no marinade. I done told ya'll it's naturally well-seasoned (shut it, Roodboi!)Garlic salt and what else? Rosemary and thyme, bitch! | |
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SCNDLS said: Why is gay sex so complicated? Between the prep work, devices, contraptions, protocol, and contortionist skills a muthafucka need a degree from a technical college just to fuck. Damn!
But I give it to you, you are committed to your shit tho cuz if all this effort was necessary from straightees the human race would certainly die out. Hell, most straight men can barely bother to wipe their asses good after a shit, ain't no way they'd be doin' all this. LOL, it doesn't have to be complicated, the prepping thing, or rinsing is a drag though. But hey, we like it clean. But as soon as it's clean...  | |
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Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'. 
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RenHoek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ass is an acquired taste.....
only sayin'.
Oh Kev, you gonna make me go there. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: RenHoek said:
Oh Kev, you gonna make me go there. 
when my lady's nice and clean I've been known to wander...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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