Mars23 said:

SCNDLS said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He's gonna be wondering why he didn't get the window washer sooner!

When you gotta go to Home Depot to buy equipment in preparation for a sexual act, you just might be doing too many thangs

DesireeNevermind said:

like i said.... in the booty. mofos wanna front like there's no shit up in them asses. bitches please!!!! there's always somethin' in there. if you stick your finger up yo ass and it comes out smellin' like roses then you're a daisy and I salute you.


but uh....who the hell using faucet water? you can hardly drink that shit yet alone use it as booty douche.

bboy87 said:

This thread needs this GIF

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Can we please talk about the LUBE SHOOTER now?

yes. you start. what is it?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

yes. you start. what is it?

Please no Apollonia jokes.



http://www.sextoy.com/pro...SR-KL300PK

Back by popular demand, The Stockroom is proud to announce the production and master distribution of the best-selling Lube Shooter! Available exclusively from The Stockroom, each Lube Shooter blister pack contains 3 disposable plastic applicator tips and 1 plunger which are compatible with all types of lube, including hard-to-handle creams and gels. The easy-to-clean design makes the Lube Shooter versatile and practical as the wide array of colors available also lends itself to color-coding for safe and sanitary play. • Applicator measures 5in/12.7cm from base to tip • Applicator measures 1in/2.54cm in circumference • Plunger measures 4 in/10.16cm from base to tip • Plunger measures 1/2 in/1.27cm in circumference Available in the following colors: • Smoke Grey • Red • Pink • Blue • Purple

You can get this at Overstock.com for God's sakes.

i'm a lube shooter, shootin' lube in your dir-rection...
i need you to pull my trigger, baby. I can't do it alone

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

yes. you start. what is it?

Please no Apollonia jokes.



http://www.sextoy.com/pro...SR-KL300PK

Back by popular demand, The Stockroom is proud to announce the production and master distribution of the best-selling Lube Shooter! Available exclusively from The Stockroom, each Lube Shooter blister pack contains 3 disposable plastic applicator tips and 1 plunger which are compatible with all types of lube, including hard-to-handle creams and gels. The easy-to-clean design makes the Lube Shooter versatile and practical as the wide array of colors available also lends itself to color-coding for safe and sanitary play. • Applicator measures 5in/12.7cm from base to tip • Applicator measures 1in/2.54cm in circumference • Plunger measures 4 in/10.16cm from base to tip • Plunger measures 1/2 in/1.27cm in circumference Available in the following colors: • Smoke Grey • Red • Pink • Blue • Purple

You can get this at Overstock.com for God's sakes.

matthewgrant said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Please no Apollonia jokes.



http://www.sextoy.com/pro...SR-KL300PK

Back by popular demand, The Stockroom is proud to announce the production and master distribution of the best-selling Lube Shooter! Available exclusively from The Stockroom, each Lube Shooter blister pack contains 3 disposable plastic applicator tips and 1 plunger which are compatible with all types of lube, including hard-to-handle creams and gels. The easy-to-clean design makes the Lube Shooter versatile and practical as the wide array of colors available also lends itself to color-coding for safe and sanitary play. • Applicator measures 5in/12.7cm from base to tip • Applicator measures 1in/2.54cm in circumference • Plunger measures 4 in/10.16cm from base to tip • Plunger measures 1/2 in/1.27cm in circumference Available in the following colors: • Smoke Grey • Red • Pink • Blue • Purple

You can get this at Overstock.com for God's sakes.

i'm a lube shooter, shootin' lube in your dir-rection...
i need you to pull my trigger, baby. I can't do it alone


ok no i liked the gates of hell cock ring but this is scary. it looks like a needle

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

i'm a lube shooter, shootin' lube in your dir-rection...
i need you to pull my trigger, baby. I can't do it alone


ok no i liked the gates of hell cock ring but this is scary. it looks like a needle

Oh no. I may just have single-handedly brought this thread to an abrupt halt.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

i'm a lube shooter, shootin' lube in your dir-rection...
i need you to pull my trigger, baby. I can't do it alone


ok no i liked the gates of hell cock ring but this is scary. it looks like a needle

Oh no. I may just have single-handedly brought this thread to an abrupt halt.

do the blue one...



ok now do the greeeeen...

johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh no. I may just have single-handedly brought this thread to an abrupt halt.

Disposable...u-huh... you know those bitches go in the little silverware basket when the dildoes get washed on the top rack.

johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh no. I may just have single-handedly brought this thread to an abrupt halt.

Disposable...u-huh... you know those bitches go in the little silverware basket when the dildoes get washed on the top rack.

matthewgrant said:

johnart said:

Disposable...u-huh... you know those bitches go in the little silverware basket when the dildoes get washed on the top rack.

in the dish washer!?

johnart said:

or if you have "play" friends, they could each have their own color when they come over. like those wine glass charms and shit

Oh that's not mine. Bob you're yellow.
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johnart said:

or if you have "play" friends, they could each have their own color when they come over. like those wine glass charms and shit

Oh that's not mine. Bob you're yellow.
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[Edited 1/7/10 19:48pm]

johnart said:

or if you have "play" friends, they could each have their own color when they come over. like those wine glass charms and shit

Oh that's not mine. Bob you're yellow.
[Edited 1/7/10 19:47pm]
[Edited 1/7/10 19:48pm]

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

! pfft no way. do you have them?

do the blue one...



ok now do the greeeeen...

all the nasty people sing it! my itunes is so open to apples now.

johnart said:

Matthew and Scarlet
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Matthew I'd call the purple but that would be so sickeningly fammy.
I guess the red would do.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

matthewgrant said:

all the nasty people sing it! my itunes is so open to apples now.

No. I don't have any.....do you think I should?
I'd like mine to be perrivinkle color.
[Edited 1/7/10 20:34pm]

matthewgrant said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

No. I don't have any.....do you think I should?
I'd like mine to be perrivinkle color.
[Edited 1/7/10 20:34pm]

yeah, get one quick since John's takin' two.

matthewgrant said:

johnart said:

or if you have "play" friends, they could each have their own color when they come over. like those wine glass charms and shit

Oh that's not mine. Bob you're yellow.
[Edited 1/7/10 19:47pm]
[Edited 1/7/10 19:48pm]

at my sisters house I have a hot stiletto wine glass charm.

I so call the gray/black one!
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johnart said:

matthewgrant said:

yeah, get one quick since John's takin' two.

I just flatlined.

matthewgrant said:

johnart said:

I just flatlined.

butcha ain't goin' no wherez. so help me gay gods