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Reply #300 posted 01/07/10 4:50pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That whole second sphincter thing explains A LOT!!!!! I've had a moment of clairity.

Damn, not an anal epiphany disbelief
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Reply #301 posted 01/07/10 4:51pm

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SUPRMAN said:

SCNDLS said:


So what's your prep routine, Supr? hmmm


Jump in the shower, play with the hose, which gets to feeling pretty good after awhile. Hold the first as long as possible (using as much water as possible), then release and repeat a couple of times. Wait about an hour after to get excess water to drain, then good to go for the evening.
But I never get any of that type of action when I do. It's when I don't that everyone's knocking on the back door. Sometimes I take a chance, but usually don't.

After that regimen, who the hell needs to fuck??? I'd be good then. jerkoff
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Reply #302 posted 01/07/10 4:52pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ScarletScandal said:


Thanks for telling me that! I really didn't know. Hmm...so what do you recommend? Any suggestions?

GO DOWN!

Use the other for special occasions only lol

I don't always have sex. But when I do, I'm more than happy to bottom! There's nothing wrong with having my ass up in the air with honey and/or caramel on it.
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Reply #303 posted 01/07/10 4:52pm

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PurpleRighteous1 said:

MacDaddy said:



They're great, if you stand in the right position you can spray water out of your nostrils lol
[Edited 1/7/10 13:19pm]

This almost made my Nestea fly out of my nostrils lol

An enema/neti pot, all-in-one. Now, that's some multi-purpose shit! clapping
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Reply #304 posted 01/07/10 4:53pm

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SCNDLS said:

SUPRMAN said:



Jump in the shower, play with the hose, which gets to feeling pretty good after awhile. Hold the first as long as possible (using as much water as possible), then release and repeat a couple of times. Wait about an hour after to get excess water to drain, then good to go for the evening.
But I never get any of that type of action when I do. It's when I don't that everyone's knocking on the back door. Sometimes I take a chance, but usually don't.

After that regimen, who the hell needs to fuck??? I'd be good then. jerkoff

Note to self:
Get Hose.
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Reply #305 posted 01/07/10 4:54pm

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RenHoek said:

bboy87 said:


we should make a thread about vagina to balance it out lol


It's a good idea but I don't know if it'll take off and fly like this one did... it'd have to have a mean hook... hmmm


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Nah, it wouldn't cuz I know about ginas, butt assholes . . . there's a whole other world in there. Who knew? shrug
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Reply #306 posted 01/07/10 4:58pm

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SCNDLS said:

RenHoek said:



It's a good idea but I don't know if it'll take off and fly like this one did... it'd have to have a mean hook... hmmm


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Nah, it wouldn't cuz I know about ginas, butt assholes . . . there's a whole other world in there. Who knew? shrug



We did lol
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Reply #307 posted 01/07/10 5:00pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SCNDLS said:


Nah, it wouldn't cuz I know about ginas, butt assholes . . . there's a whole other world in there. Who knew? shrug



We did lol

And didn't tell nobody . . . selfish asses! hmph!
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Reply #308 posted 01/07/10 5:02pm

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ScarletScandal said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


GO DOWN!

Use the other for special occasions only lol

I don't always have sex. But when I do, I'm more than happy to bottom! There's nothing wrong with having my ass up in the air with honey and/or caramel on it.

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #309 posted 01/07/10 5:03pm

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ScarletScandal said:

ehuffnsd said:


any time you douche/enema you wash out the mucus lining and the bacteria in your gi track. regardless of it's just water or a solution.

Thanks for telling me that! I really didn't know. Hmm...so what do you recommend? Any suggestions?

i only clean when i'm planning on playing.
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Reply #310 posted 01/07/10 5:11pm

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bboy87 said:

ScarletScandal said:


I don't always have sex. But when I do, I'm more than happy to bottom! There's nothing wrong with having my ass up in the air with honey and/or caramel on it.


lol I wonder what she's reacting to.
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Reply #311 posted 01/07/10 5:14pm

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bboy87 said:

ScarletScandal said:


I don't always have sex. But when I do, I'm more than happy to bottom! There's nothing wrong with having my ass up in the air with honey and/or caramel on it.


falloff falloff falloff faint faint faint
Get out of this thread before you kill me lol
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Reply #312 posted 01/07/10 5:18pm

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bboy87 said:

ScarletScandal said:


I don't always have sex. But when I do, I'm more than happy to bottom! There's nothing wrong with having my ass up in the air with honey and/or caramel on it.


falloff OMG MY GOD YES. i made the same face.
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P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! whistle
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Reply #313 posted 01/07/10 5:20pm

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matthewgrant said:

bboy87 said:



falloff OMG MY GOD YES. i made the same face.

falloff
Don't ya'll even TRY to make it look like I'm the ONLY freak on the org!!
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Reply #314 posted 01/07/10 5:21pm

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Efan said:

CalhounSq said:

I applaud those who say they need 30 minutes or 1.5 hours to prep. I was ready to take the plunge one night, did the douche, & farted BUBBLES for the next day & a half falloff I couldn't let him near my ass, though I guess some extra moisture could have only helped but I thought it was too much. shake So I'm convinced I'd need to know a day in advance AND not eat anything lol Still haven't taken that plunge, but dying to batting eyes


I know it's dumb, but I always tend to imagine that people look like their avatars, so I laughed really, really hard at this.


falloff
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Reply #315 posted 01/07/10 5:21pm

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i cant imagine using tap water with all the bleach thats in it is good for you at all.
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Reply #316 posted 01/07/10 5:23pm

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like i said....doody in the booty. mofos wanna front like there's no shit up in them asses. bitches please!!!! talk to the hand there's always somethin' in there. if you stick your finger up yo ass and it comes out smellin' like roses then you're a daisy and I salute you.


but uh....who the hell using faucet water? you can hardly drink that shit yet alone use it as booty douche.
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Reply #317 posted 01/07/10 5:27pm

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SUPRMAN said:

SCNDLS said:


So what's your prep routine, Supr? hmmm


Jump in the shower, play with the hose, which gets to feeling pretty good after awhile. Hold the first as long as possible (using as much water as possible), then release and repeat a couple of times. Wait about an hour after to get excess water to drain, then good to go for the evening.
But I never get any of that type of action when I do. It's when I don't that everyone's knocking on the back door. Sometimes I take a chance, but usually don't.


Literally and figuratively, huh? lol

This thread is awesome.
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Reply #318 posted 01/07/10 5:28pm

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ScarletScandal said:

matthewgrant said:


falloff OMG MY GOD YES. i made the same face.

falloff
Don't ya'll even TRY to make it look like I'm the ONLY freak on the org!!

even i've been here long enough to know that you're not the only one but it just made me go "WOW" lol
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12/05/2011guitar
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! whistle
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Reply #319 posted 01/07/10 5:39pm

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I have learned so much! All I knew about was "snap that pussy back!"

http://www.youtube.com/wa...Pd3wZG8zH8
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Reply #320 posted 01/07/10 5:39pm

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Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #321 posted 01/07/10 5:41pm

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KatSkrizzle said:

I have learned so much! All I knew about was "snap that pussy back!"

http://www.youtube.com/wa...Pd3wZG8zH8



faint
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Reply #322 posted 01/07/10 5:45pm

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Mars23 said:




falloff
To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.
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Reply #323 posted 01/07/10 6:09pm

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SCNDLS said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:




We did lol

And didn't tell nobody . . . selfish asses! hmph!

Oh we been tryin to tell your mens for the longest razz
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Reply #324 posted 01/07/10 6:12pm

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Mars23 said:



falloff falloff falloff

awesome!!
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Reply #325 posted 01/07/10 6:13pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

KatSkrizzle said:

I have learned so much! All I knew about was "snap that pussy back!"

http://www.youtube.com/wa...Pd3wZG8zH8



faint


Girl I'm out of my snap back! lol
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Reply #326 posted 01/07/10 6:13pm

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RenHoek said:

Mars23 said:



falloff falloff falloff

awesome!!


"Stay Thirsty My Friends"

lol
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Reply #327 posted 01/07/10 6:14pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

RenHoek said:



falloff falloff falloff

awesome!!


"Stay Thirsty My Friends"

lol


just imagining him say it in that voice... spit
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Reply #328 posted 01/07/10 6:15pm

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KatSkrizzle said:

DesireeNevermind said:




faint


Girl I'm out of my snap back! lol



that's gonna stick in my head for at least 2 hours lol
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Reply #329 posted 01/07/10 6:15pm

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RenHoek said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



"Stay Thirsty My Friends"

lol


just imagining him say it in that voice... spit

It'll probably be all gurgly with all that caramel stuck in it razz
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