We've all had folks spread stupid rumors about us before.



I remember for some reason a rumor was being passed around when
I was in the military that I was doing drugs at the clubs that
I was going to.
Consequently, I ended up doing something like 8 'RANDOM' urinalysis
tests in a 4 year period or some shit like that---I've known folks
who were in the military 10 years and never tagged once for a random
urinalysis.
By the 5th one, you'd think that I was either A) not doing drugs
or B) doing the hard stuff that doesn't show up in a urine test but
rather a hair follicle test.



What's are the rumors of your life?

That my boipussy is below average. I happen to pride myself on having the most luxxxxurrrrrious boipussy in the tri-state area

ScarletScandal said:

ED-ZACKERY

TheVoid said:

ScarletScandal said:

I swear, if somebody says that about your boi-pussy, just
look at them in the face and scream:




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TheVoid said:

I hate you. And this thread.

The orgy one.

I can't even repeat it on here, on account of how dumb it was

TheVoid said:

People were saying that I'm junkie. I have to admit that I wore ripped jeans, flannel shirt and Guns N' Roses t-shirt in the summer and in the combination with my long grungy hair I really looked like drug-addictive, but I've never done drugs (except for my recent heroin addiction of course ).

zaza said:

Just wear your lotusflow3r t-shirt.

TheVoid said:

I'm not a member of the lotusfuck3r

zaza said:

Then decorate your home with MJ memorabilia. That's sure to make folks think you're clean.

TheVoid said:

so that's where my Christmas ornament went.....

bboy87 said:

I love how the artist just threw Pochahontis in there for the fuck of it.

TheVoid said:

Actually, I think that will make them think
I'm deeper in my drug addiction

zaza said:

Wear a snuggie?

TheVoid said:

I don't really think I could buy it here Maybe if I would know the czech equivalent for "snuggie".. Or wear some afghan coat..?

zaza said:

a poncho would do

ZombieKitten said:

..but I can't imagine myself wearing a poncho

zaza said:

Don't let Zombiekitten force you into wearing a poncho, zaza

You shouldn't wear something just to fit in. You shouldn't wear anything just to fit in.


You shouldn't wear anything .... at all.



GROUP. HUG.

TheVoid said:

I'm so glad you're sooooo far away from me, Dan

zaza said:

OH zaza, please!
You know your friends are one day going to ask how you got your breath
to smell like fresh lilacs.

TheVoid said:

We all know you're the most straight guy on the org. (you can add this to "the dumbest rumour you've heard about yourself" list )

Rumour started on the second day of school that I way gay...ruined years of my life

purpledoveuk said:

R U serious?

If you weren't gay why was it so difficult to combat those rumors?

I know that it's difficult for celebrities like George Michael, Anderson Cooper, and Tom Cruise to combat those rumors, but they're gay as hell.

I was close friends with one of my guy friends from high school and I was friends with his ex girlfriend too, but he would come to visit me now and then when I was at college, she found out and assumed that me and him were sleeping together. Little did she know, he was fucking just about everything on campus, just not me....had a little more respect for me than that. And another rumor was that I was jealous of some chick whose wedding I wasn't "invited" to because I didn't want to be a hostess in her wedding. And that makes me jealous of her? go figure. After I realized that she was going to go Bridezilla about me rejecting her "hostess" request, as if I was supposed to kiss her ass or something, then she decided not to send me an invite. It was cool. Then I found out I was being talked about behind my back, so I cut her and all other acquaintances off and went about life. And life's been great ever since then.
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A couple of years out of high school I ran into people I went to school with at the pride festival. Supposedly it went all over Blaine, Minnesota that I was bisexual.
I find it hilarious that it didn't occur to anyone I was just a supportive hag.

purpledoveuk said:

Same here People were calling me gay just because I haven't got any girlfriend until I was 17. And when some girl was finally interested in me, they told her "don't talk with him, he's gay" - it's really hard when you are 13-14 and you want to have some girl while your friends are calling you "gay" I'm glad they're not my friends anymore.

zaza said:

I'm glad too.