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Front wiping? Just saw this online at the poop pages:
To: Dave (poop page) From: Jenna How common is "front-wiping" among men? I recently walked in on my boyfriend in the bathroom while he was wiping his ass and was shocked to see that he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole. Is this common among men, or does this vary by ethnicity (my boyfriend is of russian descent) or age (he's 25)? Don't know why this image has stuck with me. Thanks, Jenna Lets see if Ice is first to respond ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole.
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jthad1129 said:[quote]Just saw this online at the poop pages:
To: Dave (poop page) From: Jenna How common is "front-wiping" among men? I recently walked in on my boyfriend in the bathroom while he was wiping his ass and was shocked to see that he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole. Is this common among men, or does this vary by ethnicity (my boyfriend is of russian descent) or age (he's 25)? Don't know why this image has stuck with me. Thanks, Jenna Lets see if Ice is first to respond[/quote Sorry, Ice wasn't quick enough!  I think this must be a Russian tradition...although among women, they say this is the most hygenic way to wipe your ass... | |
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ROFLMAO ...Now this is one funny image..Poor you  | |
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sorry to be so gross, but wouldn't it get on your testicles this way?  ---------------------------------
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REDFEATHERS said:[quote] jthad1129 said: Just saw this online at the poop pages:
To: Dave (poop page) From: Jenna How common is "front-wiping" among men? I recently walked in on my boyfriend in the bathroom while he was wiping his ass and was shocked to see that he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole. Is this common among men, or does this vary by ethnicity (my boyfriend is of russian descent) or age (he's 25)? Don't know why this image has stuck with me. Thanks, Jenna Lets see if Ice is first to respond[/quote Sorry, Ice wasn't quick enough! I think this must be a Russian tradition...although among women, they say this is the most hygenic way to wipe your ass... :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front. Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? | |
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AzureStar said: :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front.
Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? Front to back is most hygenic. For obvious reasons.  | |
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jthad1129 said: sorry to be so gross, but wouldn't it get on your testicles this way?
the Taint would certainly be dirty "Climb in my fur." | |
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front.
Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? Front to back is most hygenic. For obvious reasons. Right... but this guy was not doing that, right? | |
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AzureStar said:[quote] REDFEATHERS said: jthad1129 said: Just saw this online at the poop pages:
To: Dave (poop page) From: Jenna How common is "front-wiping" among men? I recently walked in on my boyfriend in the bathroom while he was wiping his ass and was shocked to see that he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole. Is this common among men, or does this vary by ethnicity (my boyfriend is of russian descent) or age (he's 25)? Don't know why this image has stuck with me. Thanks, Jenna Lets see if Ice is first to respond[/quote Sorry, Ice wasn't quick enough! I think this must be a Russian tradition...although among women, they say this is the most hygenic way to wipe your ass... :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front. Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? You are correct AzureStar, and so am I, which is what we both said, but now you are  and you got me all , so if I wipe my ass tonite from back 2 front by mistake, I shall blame YOU!  | |
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And, what exaclty are the "poop pages"? | |
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I think we’ve gathered from this that front wiping isn’t that common. | |
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REDFEATHERS said:[quote] AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: jthad1129 said: Just saw this online at the poop pages:
To: Dave (poop page) From: Jenna How common is "front-wiping" among men? I recently walked in on my boyfriend in the bathroom while he was wiping his ass and was shocked to see that he was wiping his ass from the front: i.e. putting his hands between his legs to reach his asshole. Is this common among men, or does this vary by ethnicity (my boyfriend is of russian descent) or age (he's 25)? Don't know why this image has stuck with me. Thanks, Jenna Lets see if Ice is first to respond[/quote Sorry, Ice wasn't quick enough! I think this must be a Russian tradition...although among women, they say this is the most hygenic way to wipe your ass... :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front. Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? You are correct AzureStar, and so am I, which is what we both said, but now you are and you got me all , so if I wipe my ass tonite from back 2 front by mistake, I shall blame YOU! Don't blame me for your potty woes... | |
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and how about folding? another girl wrote:
Dear Dave, what is the proper way to fold/bunch toilet paper when wiping one's ass? is it off limits to refold toilet paper you just wiped with by folding over to use again to wipe? i say its gross, my boyfriend insists it's the right thing to do. please help. ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: and how about folding? another girl wrote:
Dear Dave, what is the proper way to fold/bunch toilet paper when wiping one's ass? is it off limits to refold toilet paper you just wiped with by folding over to use again to wipe? i say its gross, my boyfriend insists it's the right thing to do. please help. What!? These people really don't know the answers to these questions?! You don't refold... it's not right! . [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 12:23:05 PST 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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That is just weird. I'm 28 and I have always wiped my arse from behind. I suggest you tell all his mates. They'll take the piss out of him so badly, the trauma will remain with him and he'll either begin wiping himself properly like a grown man or jump under a train.  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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I busted out laughing when I saw the topic title!
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What!? These people really don't know the answers to these questions?! You don't refold... it's not right! [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 12:24:14 PST 2003 by jthad1129] ---------------------------------
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: :confused: I thought the other way was the most hygenic... front to back... not back to front.
Or do I have what this boyfriend of hers was doing all wrong? Front to back is most hygenic. For obvious reasons. Right... but this guy was not doing that, right? Yes, he was..(I think!) but usually only women do that, shit! can you imagine if he had balls the size of space hoppers, he is gonna have a hard time there!
I think men usually wipe their ass, from behind..without sticking their hands through their legs and pushing their balls out the way, they can still wipe from front to back this way and do save themselves alot more space to do it and less hassle...
Actually, do men wipe at all? Do they not shake their asses like they do their cocks and wait for it to dry??? Now that is a thought...  | |
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Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? | |
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I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!! 
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! |
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moderatorLaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. | |
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Regarding the good use of  , I'm all for it.
As for June7...It's got to hang over the top. | |
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. If you wanna get all technical.
I'd say it all depends on the distance from the balls to the asshole.
I don't have one, and have never watched a man wipe so... | |
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June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! OVER!!!  Most definitely! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: June7 said: I've never even considered "front wiping"... but now, I'm intrigued!!
The bigger question is how do u hang ur toilet paper, over or under??? Relationships have ended over that one! OVER!!! Most definitely!OVER, always over ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said:
Just because someone puts their hands between their legs and wipes, doesn't mean they are doing back to front wiping... and what the hell is she doing watching him wipe his ass anyhow? Hmmm... wouldn't it be difficult to do it the other way in this position? You would think that something as silly as this wouldn't confuse me... but I am totally confused here... lol. I blame it on RedFeather's, as I was all set in my image of what this ding-a-ling was doing and now I really have no idea at all. If you wanna get all technical.
I'd say it all depends on the distance from the balls to the asshole.
I don't have one, and have never watched a man wipe so... You don't have an asshole??? How do you poo??? | |
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