BenaimanBawkah said:

fucker

My favourite one about me was apparently a "friend" woke up in the middle of the night to slurping noises and saw me and a high school friend going at it.

Didn't happen. Bitch made it all up.

Funny thing was.....a few months after the rumour it DID actually happen...and to this day I don't know if it was the rumour that instigated it.

that i can do the boogiedance standing up on my toes with al kinds of rhythms and tempos even though i'm in a wheelchair.

RenHoek said:

ehuffnsd said:

ooh, If you're a ghost, could you haunt a few people for me?

thekidsgirl said:

me too!!! i have a looong list

Darwintheorgangrinder said:

People don't talk about me. I'm invisible.

And deaf.

That I'm gay, because I'm 48 and never been married. I'm being serious.

uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

Now looka here, you....

uPtoWnNY said:

That I got knocked up on purpose. Apparently my clock was ticking, I was pushing 30 so I found a young dude to use to have a baby.

It was hilarious. As if I wanted to give up my days of zero responsibility and nightly drunken fun to raise a kid. I was having far too much fun…or so I thought at the time anyway.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He already said I could fuck him with a strap on. So what does that tell ya???

there was another one ... that i was dead.
lol

SCNDLS said:

that he really hasn't been with a broad in a long ass time. Desperate measures!

JustErin said:

Damn. I wish I had spread that rumor!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

(sowwwee, Uptown)

SCNDLS said:

You'll be saying sowwweee when I'm hittin' that good stuff, hon.

uPtoWnNY said:

If I'm saying sowweee you're obviously not hittin' it right

nyse said:

How the hell did that one come about???

Back in jr. high, someone started a rumor that I was doing coke all the time. I wasn't. Not then. That rumor came true years later! (I don't do that anymore though, for the record)


and another fairly recent one is more of being accused of something, that is now most likely a rumor floating around town: a friend, (well ex-friend now) of mine accused me of sleeping with her boyfriend. I only met him once for like 15 minutes! He wasn't even good-looking!! She didn't believe me at all when I denied it, and well, I came to realize that she is most likely crazy. And not good crazy. No contact with her at all since.

JustErin said:

That is harsh and also the dumbest rumor.

connorhawke said:

minneapolisgenius said:

some of these rumour mongers can see into the future!!!

This dumbass security guard back in high school told the other guards and a few teachers that she saw me suckin' dick in the staircase during gym class.

she was new to the school. And everybody who heard the rumors knew it wasnt true. One security guard who I was cool with pulled me to the side and said "dont get mad at me for asking but what were u doing 4th period". I told him I was in gym and asked why because he was like the ninth person to ask me


then he finally told me what happened

nyse said:

SCNDLS said:

you wrong.

DanceWme said:

Shit



"How was lunch?"

"Fine."

"Good, cuz I heard you waz suckin dick."

One nasty white trash 3 teeth in her whole mouth heffer mom told people the reason noone saw me around town very much was because I sat in the bar all day long drinking!... That is so far from who I am all I could do was laugh!!

TheVoid said:

when he told me what he heard i could not stop laughing. but deep down inside i was mad as all hell
and he didnt try to hide who started the rumor. he straight up told me.

I went looking for her too but my science and english teacher kept making side jokes about it that i laughed too much and left it alone.