the majority of people i went to high school with thought i died until someone found me on facebook

ehuffnsd said:

Grim Raper still waiting for ya, huh?

ehuffnsd said:

doesn't occur to them that you perhaps were merely not checking in with them

I hit a deer with my car a few years ago. A couple weeks later, someone asked me how I was doing. I was unsure about his concern, so I asked him about it. He told me that he heard I was attacked by a deer and that I had to go to the hospital.

zaza said:

yeah and which is a shame cause i wanted to dance on my own grave, and some of the people that thought that are in loose contact with my brother but apparently they never asked him?

that i was more my teachers' whore than their pet. what the fuck ever

mcmeekle said:

I would like for mine to involve Faberge eggs.

that i killed anx

PunkMistress said:

i'd like mine to involve L'egg eggs, please.

cborgman said:

I loved the egg containers themselves. My mom loved L'eggs, and I always played w/ the egg shell after. Made for a great toy as a kid.

In real life I have had sex with one orger and we were trying to have a relationship. According to org folklore I have actually broken up straight marriages

mcmeekle said:

Just two rumors: When I was a teenager,I slept with a guy around my way when I turned him down. On my old job about twenty years ago, I snort coke. That's it. Honest to God, I've never touched the stuff.

Can't think of any (besides ppl saying I'd said things I hadn't), except for here on the org in chat a couple of people saying 'you are your wife' when Mon went in the chat. They didn't believe she even existed.

Years ago, a (female) friend and I used to hang out at a particular gay club. Somehow, people got to thinking that I was half of the "the cutest lesbian couple in town."

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I was told in college by a friend that he and his clique were afraid of me in high school. They thought I was a "devil worshipper," he said.

Apparently one of them saw me reading Rossel Robbins' Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology once... and they jumped to conclusions.

no friends = no rumours.

Lammastide said:

omg

I was once reading a book on marriage, like a self-help book for a failing marriage, can't remember the title. It was from the library, I'd grabbed a bunch of books from that secion, naive and optimistic as I was , I thought whatever came up further down the track we could overcome, being forewarned and forearmed with information from BOOKS

so anyways, at a party at my house, everyone using my en-suite bathroom that day would have seen this book on my bedside table and drawn some conclusions, fuel added to the fire by the fact we slept in separate rooms for about 6 years whilst kids were babies.

My mum even asked me soon after if we'd hit a rocky patch or there was any infidelity

ZombieKitten said:

People are so amusing. Life is like one big episode of Three's Company sometimes.
[Edited 1/3/10 17:45pm]

That I'm an alcoholic.

IAintTheOne said:

Nothing really. I didn't really mind either rumor that much.

thekidsgirl said:

Gay witches are hot.

thekidsgirl said:

ehuffnsd said:

idiots

thekidsgirl said:

are they or am i a ghost?

Fauxie said:

beer tester = rumor quashed...

That I'm the spawn of the Devil.



But that's not a rumor.

BenaimanBawkah said:

I'm glad you cleared that out

i herd a rumor that i was bi-sexual. I hear that alot actualy.

could not be further from the truth.