GottaLetitgo said:

hopefully one day you will play Oregon State in a bowl game and America can finally settle the Cocks Vs. Beavers debate once and for all.
[Edited 1/2/10 18:10pm]

whistle said:

As long as we don't have to play Southern Cal because the Trojans seem to cover the Cocks up well every time. Most of the time, we can't get anything past their defense. They stretch the field and we just end up shooting ourselves.

whistle said:

i'm betting the cocks will pound the hell out of the beavers and leave 'em lying on their backs with their endzones messy.


"too gay to know football terminology" edit
[Edited 1/2/10 19:21pm]

well I'm just hoping the Viking won't choke as bad as the Cocks did....

again!

funniest.thread.ever

GottaLetitgo said:

Don't you hate when Cocks can't rise to the occassion?

SavonOsco said:

Sadly I have witnessed this many, many times.

Err.um...on the football field.

This site is the best. lol

SavonOsco said:

Sometimes your Cock is tired after too much partying and wenching. Or your Cock falls and can't get back up. Sometimes your Cock is whipped.

That's when you need to stay positive. Let a Cock know he's still a good Cock. Rub his head!

Reportedly, the Cocks woke up alert and perky this morning, ready for some serious action. Alas, a day late and a dollar short.

My wife read over this thread last night and she was like, "What does this have to do with football?" I told her it had everything to do with football. It's funny but so much of football seems to correlate with sexual terminology. Either that of terms of war. Here is a classic bit from George Carlin about the differences between football and baseball.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...m_yq4L3M_I
[Edited 1/3/10 10:56am]

GottaLetitgo said:

We were listening to the audio of this last week!

your wife should appreciate those tight ends.

I heard a rumor that it's not hard to beat those Cocks They suck.

I'm a Cock fan too.




I couldn't finish watching the game. I'm just glad they got on the board though. When I left, they still had zero.


It's hilarious walking around with a shirt that says nothing but COCKS on it and seeing people react who don't get that it's related to the team. They tried to ban the shirts with just COCKS on it a while back. Now most of the shirts you see have SC, the logo, or some indication that it's University related along w/ the word COCKS. You hardly ever see shirts w/ just COCKS on it now. I still have mine though







lol. The t shirt slogans/mottos are endless.

The South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleaders are giving me the urge to choke my chicken.

Well as least the pussycats(Clemson tigers) couldn't
beat our Cocks this year.

GottaLetitgo said:

I'm from Columbia dude. They are the hardest luck college
football team i've ever seen. Thank goodness they didn't
play Virginia Tech in the Peach Bowl. That shit would have
been a bloodbath.

BklynBabe said:

Since everybody is talking about dick anyway.

Cock sounds so fucking British to me. i think "a bloody enormous bastard cock" would be the ultimate british sentence.

NMuzakNSoul said:

You forgot "bollocks."

Cocks these days have no stamina....

PunkMistress said:

Right!

I'm so glad this thread is still alive; I thought it blew its wad too early.

On a related note, my beloved Cocks b-ball team is beating the crap out of a team called Longwood. I kid you not.

GottaLetitgo said:

Yeah but the dreaded chicken curse has already hit them. They have
already lost two starters one due to injury and breaking team policy.

phunkdaddy said:

Sadly, the basketball team will not do well. Two of the taller Cocks went down with injuries and now the team is relying on its shorter, faster Cocks.

phunkdaddy said:

The chickens are choking?

The Huskie's defense cut off the Cocks several times.

why can't the Cocks stop teasing and go all the way?

The Huskies beat those cocks to death.