Alabama: It is illegal to buy a bag of peanuts after sunset and before sunrise the next day in Alabama.

Arizona: It is illegal to wear suspenders in Nogles, AZ.

California: In Blythe, California, a person must own two cows in order to legally wear cowboy boots in public.

Maryland, Baltimore: It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

California: Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

California: San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses.

California: In Cupertino, California, it is illegal to count backwards audibly in hexadecimal.

California: It is illegal to skateboard on walls "or other vertical surfaces" in Palo Alto.

California: Peeling an orange in your hotel room is banned in California

Colorado: In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.

Connecticut: You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida: In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Georgia: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

Illinois: Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

Alabama: Masks may not be worn in public

Kansas: No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.

Louisana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Louisana: Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Michigan: A state law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.

Missouri: In St. Louis, it’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

Minnesota: It is illegal to pass a cow in Pine Island District, MN, without tipping your hat.

Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

New Hampshire: New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

New Jersey: It is illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey.

Greene, New York: It is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.

North Dakota: Beer & pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Oklahoma: Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Oklahoma: Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state.

In Tulsa, Oklahoma: It is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Harthahorne (Oklahoma): City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Pennsylvania: The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

Rhode Island: In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback in Utah.

Vermont: It is illegal to paint a horse in Vermont.

Washington: A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

Washington, D.C.: A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.

(Taken from http://www.uphaa.com/blog...ws-crazy/)

JayJai said:

-sigh- Now I'm WANNA do it... while J-Walking in front of a Dunkin Donuts (filled with police, of course )... just to see what happens.

AWESOME!!! I love Cali!!!

i'm going to get me a new toothbrush and sum tooth paste this sunday.

I wonder if they sell it to me. can i make a citizens arrest on the store owner.
lol...


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Motorist: "Hello 911, yeah..um...I'm about to come to the police station with my XM25 Grenade Launcher and fuck you up! Ok,,,be there in 10."

DesireeNevermind said:

nyse said:

I was just thinking, dang nyse gotta choose between rusty teeth and minty breath or stinky breath and polished teeth.

Acrylic said:

getting hit by a car

Glad I don't live in Providence any more..I was guilty as a shit..wait,my ass was guilty in NH,Pa and NJ!...glad Delaware isn't in that list..I'd probably have to move..lol...I think also in New Hampshire..if you're caught cheating you just pay a fine or something crazy like that...

Some laws crack me up but i doubt they'll pay the crazy ones much mind.

Something else but for instance with one of my wheelchairs if I'm in it I'm supposed to have my certificate with me at all times. Technically a cop could "pull me over" but in reality it never happens.

I doubt they'll say "well we're gonna have to get your vehicle off the road, you can't drive anymore sir, and is that alcohol I smell?"

nyse said:

Remember to go to the same store twice.
Don't worry, I'll send up bail money if they throw u in the cell...
cause we all know your pretty ass will be breakfast, lunch and dinner
This will be u: "I'm too pretty to go to prison! "

NMuzakNSoul said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Dumb as shit!

JayJai said:

JayJai said:

Nah, nyse looks like he would have shit on lock.

KidaDynamite said:

...he'd have to...literally

JayJai said:

bboy87 said:

sorry nyse.

ha ha ha... very funny, jayjai...kida.

but ur right...jayjai, jail in no place for me.