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PrintableNatasha said: The Vaginal Barrel can only take so much
Canal. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Natasha said: TRUTH!
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 LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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Yes,seriously I was just there for Tea. He just so happened to take it out and start stroking it and well what could I do? I decided I'd just finish the Tea and leave. I left him on his bed playing with himself. This was a long time ago. | |
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Natasha said: Yes,seriously I was just there for Tea. He just so happened to take it out and start stroking it and well what could I do? I decided I'd just finish the Tea and leave. I left him on his bed playing with himself. This was a long time ago.
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LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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Natasha said: True. Asshole Magnet Assholes Attracted Me. Charmed Life? Professed Hang-Out Cool But Basically Hippie Guy. Hippie House What??? Drunk Gin. Guy Soused Sofa. Pizza Pizza Party Summertime Comes Pool Guess Pizza Box. Snagged. Punished Funny Experience. Wild Party Swords Skinny-dip Sunbath Nude. Hollywood Brooklyn. TRUTH!
You know, Natasha... lol, I removed all the words that you didn't capitalize and I can still understand your story as if all the words were there! I'm just having fun... it's late, I'm tired and for some reason your posts are killing me tonight!  | |
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That's cool Azure. So let me tell you this after this gut drinks all this Gin at my house and passes out his Friend atkes him in a cab and just leaves him on a Park Wall like a Bum. Didn't want to let him get in trouble with his folks. He was 18. Soused. Absolutely. O.K. here is another story. I know a girl who Collected Animal Bones. You would go to her home and she had bones in jars. Once she asked me to get Bones from the school of some Pig. I said are you crazy? I'm not asking the Bio Lab for Bones. Once a Giant Turtle got run over by a car she pulled his foot off and showed it to me at her house. She would wear a Lobster Hat with Lobster Claws and would go with her boyfriend to Maine late at night for Lobstering. I would go to her house and she would do Knife Throwing with me throwing it over my Head. Don't you Know she works for THE POLICE Today! So Funny. And her Boyfriend who went Lobstering with her Bit a Stoop one time like a Nut and all his Front Teeth Fell-OUT! DumbASS! HA | |
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Natasha said: That's cool Azure. So let me tell you this after this gut drinks all this Gin at my house and passes out his Friend atkes him in a cab and just leaves him on a Park Wall like a Bum. Didn't want to let him get in trouble with his folks. He was 18. Soused. Absolutely. O.K. here is another story. I know a girl who Collected Animal Bones. You would go to her home and she had bones in jars. Once she asked me to get Bones from the school of some Pig. I said are you crazy? I'm not asking the Bio Lab for Bones. Once a Giant Turtle got run over by a car she pulled his foot off and showed it to me at her house. She would wear a Lobster Hat with Lobster Claws and would go with her boyfriend to Maine late at night for Lobstering. I would go to her house and she would do Knife Throwing with me throwing it over my Head. Don't you Know she works for THE POLICE Today! So Funny. And her Boyfriend who went Lobstering with her Bit a Stoop one time like a Nut and all his Front Teeth Fell-OUT! DumbASS! HA
I don't believe any of it. And what in tarnation is this lobstering all about? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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It's all True Supernova. Everything I say is true,but I don't want hoards of people coming to my House or bothering me on my crazy life or friends. Lobstering is catching Lobsters with nets we just call it Lobstering. | |
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KingSausage said: I can't speak for others, obviously, but the problem lies in the fact that people expect short men like myself to have small cocks. When we don't, it's almost as if the woman shows "too much" pleasure/surprise...does that make sense?
What is a short height for a man? How many inches classifies as big? | |
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bkw said: I would say that the answer is YES.
Seeing that George W Bush acts like a man with a tiny penis I would say that the small penis is the cause of our problems.  Seriously, I think this is very true, and at epidemic propotions."Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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Here's a funny series that I found. I don't know exactly what it means, but it made me laugh.
 
SHE: I place my hands upon it remov'd from its velvet lined box Devoid of its jewels and pomp it lay there, small and warm My secret codpiece my rabbit's foot my chicken claw my touch-stone, safe in pocket Your dick I add to my collection HE: Because when I utter'd my desire for your cherry You seemed to think I was offering my sword And whence inside I was unaware you would keep me then you would become me Resurrect me! Restore me! Will I not be returned?? (..whimper)    | |
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Who on earth is Amy? | |
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I Love It. Ha,Ha. Terrific. Bravo .Bravo. | |
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Natasha said: I Love It. Ha,Ha. Terrific. Bravo .Bravo.
Thanks Nat! | |
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I don't think a man should tell a woman that he has a small dick.
I think he could show her how big it really is... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Luckily, mine glows in the dark...chicks can never get a good measure of its real size when it's all glowing and shit... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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