Paisley said:

OK Define small

4LOVE said:

Yeah, really, Paisley... define small!!

Small is two inches.

Paisley said:

In length or girth?

Two inches?

AzureStar said:

two.

AzureStar said:

In length.

Zum said:

lol... thanks, zum.

Paisley said:

And that is a good thing in a small package? That's like... well... that's like on Seinfeld when George had shrinkage! Do they even make them that small?

Paisley said:

I think i love you

Well, I feel for guys who are too small because they really feel Inferior if a woman says You are Small! Now,I would much rather be with smaller than bigger any day. I seriously don't know how a woman can take such a Horse. I know some really big guys who can't get alot of action so I feel for them also. Penis Size does seem to cause Men Grief and Women Pain and Issues also. I don't know maybe some women like it but I just couldn't Accomodate a LARGE MAN. I much prefer a smaller or average guy. The Vaginal Barrel can only take so much and then you have guys who have like an enormous Girth or Something and that just causes women trouble also. So guys both Small and Big just do have Issues really with Women. I guess it's Hard for guys who gotta deal with Female PMS. Guys are Great. I Hate when I hear stories of Women using them for thier money and then they are scared to Trust other women or just Phonies who Fake It and All. God,if you aren't into a Guy why lead him on? I wish Men and Women could be friends more without the Sex thing being involved.

AzureStar said:

I'm sure there are some women out there that like a two incher, but now that you mention it, it is pretty small, I want something that is going to satisfy me, you know something that is going to fill-up my tank for a while.

Paisley said:

Lord I need to stop, it's starting to get hot up in here.

Paisley said:

Okay then!

Sorry... that just surprised me. I mean... ahhh... never mind!

Paisley said:

How could i believe you would love me for me?
All you women are the same you say you want one thing, you really want something else

theC said:

Oh hush, you!

Natasha said:

Come on Nat, just hop on that horny pony and fuck him like a dirty farm animal, a real bucking bronco! YEEE HAAAW!

Well,how do you handle it when you see a guy then and he is small? Ladies what would you do? Why does it Seem that Gay guys are like Loving on Big Guys? I cannot Understand why Gay guys want somebody Huge and Doing it Rough in their Butt? Somebody told me "Cause We Are Men." I understand but doesn't it Hurt? I know a guy who is so Large he can blow himself. I told him he should do Porno because he can be another John Holmes. He's too shy.

Natasha said:

He's too shy to go in a porno but not too shy to blow himself in front of you?

Natasha said:

I'm sorry, Nat... but that really made me laugh!



You have a way with words at times!

AzureStar said:

She is one of a kind What would the org be like without her?

Strange but true he's a friend only and he told me he could do it so I said can you show me and he did! Yes,you can laugh. He's about 12"'s. He could be a Star. I knew one guy who could come one time after the other . I mean he really could come and get hard again and again and come. Then I know somebody else who actually shot it in his mouth. Yes,they all showed me. Great Friends I have. Love it...I even saw a neighbor Masturbate while I had Tea at his house one night. Crazy ,but well what can I tell you he just whipped it out while we were talking and started stroking it. I let him and just kept drinking my tea. Please I've seen more guys Masturbating in front of me. I think they like me Watching . I just think they are crazy. I say Only Me...

Natasha said:

I'd like to come over for tea and crumpets.

theC said:

She is very entertaining in her own way.

Natasha, do you take cream in your coffee?

wasn't there something about organs and cathedrals...

bkw said:

She certainly is!

AzureStar said:

You tell him Azure.

Thanks everybody and the stupid part about my stories are they are True. My mom said I have an Asshole Magnet and all Assholes are Attracted to Me. I always said why do I have such a Charmed Life? One time this friend from my childhood came to my door after like 10 years and Professed his love for me and asked to live in my basement. I Made him soup and a sandwich and politely said no. He continued to Hang-Out on the corner of my block and sent me notes and called me. He was Cool and all But Basically a Hippie Guy. The neighbors saw this Hippie guy hanging around my House and were like What??? Once I had some friends over after school and the guys got Drunk right drinking Gin. One Guy get's Soused and passes out on my Sofa. So,we order Pizza right and I throw the empty box in my covered pool. Don't you Know the Pizza guy told my Mom I had a Party while she was at work and I said No,No! Well Summertime Comes and I forgot about the box and Dad uncovers the Pool and then Guess what?? Pizza Box. Snagged. But at least I was safe from being Punished for 6 months. That was also a Funny Experience. Another time I had a Wild Party and my friends were coming over with Swords and one friend climbed my neighbors tree. Motorcycles and all. I used to Skinny-dip at night alone in the pool and also Sunbath Nude. I was told later on that some old guys in the neighborhood saw me in my pool. I guess I always thought I was in Hollywood but living in Brooklyn. TRUTH!

Natasha said:

I'm sure you were just there having tea.

Natasha said:

You're silly!