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PrintableIceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
 Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not,  So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
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AzureStar said: 4LOVE said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV!  4LOVE wonders if icenine WAS really concerned with size from Azure's staement. :Hmm: He has absolutely nothing to be concerned about! Cut it out... no lying to these nice people. :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Why not just take pics of your erect penis next to a standard ruler?
Post it here. Let us be the judge.  | |
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Rock hard in a funky place. 
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? My mother never let me take sex education.
Actually, I have read somewhere it is 6 inches, 7 for european men...who knows! | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? Those same studies show that the average Aussie dick is twice as big as the average American dick! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? Those same studies show that the average Aussie dick is twice as big as the average American dick! Yeah, an Aussie dick can weigh as much as 500 pounds and tends to like to eat lots of cakes and pies. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Penis Survey
Comes Up Short Recent Studies Revise Average Length of the Male Organ By Buck Wolf http://abcnews.go.com/sec...es155.html A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches — which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average. | |
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IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? Those same studies show that the average Aussie dick is twice as big as the average American dick! Yeah, an Aussie dick can weigh as much as 500 pounds and tends to like to eat lots of cakes and pies. :LOL: I need a second job just to feed the fucker!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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AnotherLover2 said: Seriously, though, I'd take a thick one over a long any day.
Thank you. It's the width y'all, the W-I-D-T-H...    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? Those same studies show that the average Aussie dick is twice as big as the average American dick! Yeah, an Aussie dick can weigh as much as 500 pounds and tends to like to eat lots of cakes and pies. :LOL: I need a second job just to feed the fucker! :LOL: Don't you Aussies have to drag your giant nuts in a little red wagon to keep them from getting road rash? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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bkw said: Yeah, an Aussie dick can weigh as much as 500 pounds and tends to like to eat lots of cakes and pies. :LOL: I need a second job just to feed the fucker! [/quote]
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CalhounSq said: AnotherLover2 said: Seriously, though, I'd take a thick one over a long any day.
Thank you. It's the width y'all, the W-I-D-T-H... Is a 1/2 inch around good?? | |
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IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? I am not very experienced, believe it or not, So I really couldn't tell you even what I think is average.
I wasn't saying that you had taken the average measurements, silly!
I mean, isn't that the average, as reported in human sexuality courses and such? Those same studies show that the average Aussie dick is twice as big as the average American dick! Yeah, an Aussie dick can weigh as much as 500 pounds and tends to like to eat lots of cakes and pies. :LOL: I need a second job just to feed the fucker! :LOL: Don't you Aussies have to drag your giant nuts in a little red wagon to keep them from getting road rash? heh heh. This reminds me of a Derek & Clive conversation. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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CalhounSq said: AnotherLover2 said: Seriously, though, I'd take a thick one over a long any day.
Thank you. It's the width y'all, the W-I-D-T-H... I dunno...I want a bit of room to squeeeze.
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7" to 8 " AVERAGE
6" OR 9" NOT uncommen less than 6" OR more than 9" probably one in fifteen/one in twenty sorry I know more than the women guys | |
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GIOVANNI said: 7" to 8 " AVERAGE
6" OR 9" NOT uncommen less than 6" OR more than 9" probably one in fifteen/one in twenty sorry I know more than the women guys Who's your source? 
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Zum said: I try the sympathetic approch.
if your avatar is any indication, you may not have much of a choice...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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oh I used to be a real big slut and I inspected almost every mans genitals that would let me...and it was alot. I didnt do them ALL . DAMN! I just get then to let me see. | |
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LaVisHh said: GIOVANNI said: 7" to 8 " AVERAGE
6" OR 9" NOT uncommen less than 6" OR more than 9" probably one in fifteen/one in twenty sorry I know more than the women guys Who's your source?
(I guess my ruler shut down the thread) maybe homebody gets around...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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it's not how big it is.its what you can do with it... | |
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Let's just say it's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean. | |
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If you dont mind let me say one more thing, who wants something sooo big inside of them that it's going to rip'em apart? do you consider that pleasure?  | |
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Paisley said: Let's just say it's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.
True, but wouldn't you love to sail the ocean on a nice yacht and not some small dingy? | |
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OOOH WHAT EVER!!! you know you want a big ol ding a ling to play with ANY one who likes dick wants a big one shit and it gotta be attached to that perfet body though! Dont git me goin bout dick | |
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Remember the old saying, "good things come in small packages". | |
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Paisley said: Remember the old saying, "good things come in small packages".
Depends on what the package is | |
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That saying refers to ALL packages. | |
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