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PrintableDigitalLisa said: Only men worry about theie penis size, cuz the truth is it's not the size that counts but it's the length of ur tongue ... battier up boys
  I can lick my eyebrows, now what does this have to do with penis size??
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AzureStar said: Yes, in a way... I am not sure what the other choices were... but the healthier the food the more stamina you will have in the bedroom and what you eat also will change the taste of YOU... which makes it much more enjoyable for your wife!  the question (well, kind of a question) was: "You are hungry. You eat: - Beer - Meat - Cheese - Fruit" i chose fruit...  never really thought about how what i eat affects my sex...
i knew that what women ate affected their taste, but i didn't know that the same held true for men... i had assumed that i was going to leave a salty taste regardless... i guess better for it to taste like salt & fruit, than salt & cheese or something... :LOL: Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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4Love, I have to give you major credit for being brave enough to post this stuff about yourself! Or maybe you're just trying to get our defenses down, so you won't scare us girls when we actually see its monstrous size?
I'd go with that one! 
Seriously, though, I'd take a thick one over a long any day. As long as its average size, it's much more important what we (you and her) can do with it than anything else. | |
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4LOVE said: DigitalLisa said: Only men worry about theie penis size, cuz the truth is it's not the size that counts but it's the length of ur tongue ... battier up boys
I can lick my eyebrows, now what does this have to do with penis size??
Licking the edit [This message was edited Tue Jan 14 18:09:19 PST 2003 by 4LOVE] why do you think gene simmons has been laid so many times..? well aside from the fact that he's a rock star... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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AnotherLover2 said: 4Love, I have to give you major credit for being brave enough to post this stuff about yourself! Or maybe you're just trying to get our defenses down, so you won't scare us girls when we actually see its monstrous size?
I'd go with that one!
Seriously, though, I'd take a thick one over a long any day. As long as its average size, it's much more important what we (you and her) can do with it than anything else. seriously, i knew a dude who used to use that as his pickup line... the guy was a real loser and he couldn't get women to sleep with him... so he would go around constantly talking about how small his dick was... and girls would get really curious and want to see just how small it was... so he would get laid... from what i hear, he really wasn't small at all :LOL:... but unfortunately he was still a loser... i don't think any of the ladies went back for seconds... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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4LOVE said: IceNine said: My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: I do that. And when they see it they say that they appreaciate my honesty  You know they have that penis enhancing drug now. It's called Enzyne or something. You might want to consider it if your penis size bothers you that much. Just my  | |
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IceNine said: jessyMD32781 said: 4LOVE said: IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". I had this boyfriend who was always telling me how big his penis was. Then when I finally saw it and it was small and skinny and he STILL tried telling me that it was huge. So finally one day I said, "No it's not!" and our relationship ended shortly thereafter. The problem wasn'tthe size of the penis but the fact that he lied about it. Perhaps if he wasn't so obsessed with the size of his penis things would have been better. My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: The Howard Stern approach.  | |
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TRON said: My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: The Howard Stern approach. [/quote]
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It's definately how you use it. Not the size. In fact the best blows can only be done with a penis that doesn't stop the flow of oxygen.
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TRON said: IceNine said: jessyMD32781 said: 4LOVE said: IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". I had this boyfriend who was always telling me how big his penis was. Then when I finally saw it and it was small and skinny and he STILL tried telling me that it was huge. So finally one day I said, "No it's not!" and our relationship ended shortly thereafter. The problem wasn'tthe size of the penis but the fact that he lied about it. Perhaps if he wasn't so obsessed with the size of his penis things would have been better. My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: The Howard Stern approach. Does he promote that approach too? Good for him! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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dickilisious...which I dont see that says ANY thing...I chose fruit too
and they dont give you much choice on inches damn I didnt know they could be that tiny I aint never had any less than 8...maybe 7 but sure looked about eight I KNOW what an eight looks like , know what more than 8 looks like tooo...oops think Ive said too much!  | |
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4LOVE said: TRON said: My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: The Howard Stern approach. [/quote]
my sentaments exactly... plus that way, they'll always feel safe when you mention THE PELICAN THANG!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. | |
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LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. If she cares for you she'll make it ...fit  | |
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LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? Depending on the woman, she may still think that's small | |
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4LOVE said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? Depending on the woman, she may still think that's small :LOL: True! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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4LOVE said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. If she cares for you she'll make it ...fit Hell no! I knew this guy who could've competed with Mr Holmes. He got zero action from this 
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. I suppose it could... from what I understand...
Luckily, I weigh in at 1.24"! [This message was edited Tue Jan 14 18:35:38 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV! | |
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My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV! Yeah... you kept saying that... and I kept wondering why you would be discussing that with me, considering my 1.25" unit. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV!
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LaVisHh said: My ex-husband was 5 and 1/2 inches and that worked out just fine.
Isn't that about average? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV! 4LOVE wonders if icenine WAS really concerned with size from Azure's staement. :Hmm: | |
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EllisDee said: seriously, i knew a dude who used to use that as his pickup line... the guy was a real loser and he couldn't get women to sleep with him... so he would go around constantly talking about how small his dick was... and girls would get really curious and want to see just how small it was... so he would get laid... from what i hear, he really wasn't small at all :LOL:... I try the sympathetic approch. | |
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4LOVE said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV! 4LOVE wonders if icenine WAS really concerned with size from Azure's staement. :Hmm: I've gone on record with an under 2" cock... I don't know what Heather is talking about. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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4LOVE said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: And as far as the, "tell her it's small"...you had better be small if you want her to put out, after being told this.
If I was told you had a small dick, and you whipped out a salami...I'd clamp my legs shut, and run. What if you said it was small and then whipped out a medium-sized 7 1/2 incher? I would say that any penis over 7 could be problematic. It all depends on the woman, really. She's got dimensions to ya know. See. what did I tell you, Tony! Thank you, LaV! 4LOVE wonders if icenine WAS really concerned with size from Azure's staement. :Hmm: He has absolutely nothing to be concerned about! | |
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I would say that the answer is YES.
Seeing that George W Bush acts like a man with a tiny penis I would say that the small penis is the cause of our problems. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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