Theres seems to be a chronic shortage of "regular" people that just happen to be gay

Or looking for the guy that is secure, not caught up in any scene too deep, that is forceful, but still loves to cuddle.

* date opens door, I swallow and hope my face does not show the horrible shock which ripples through my body. My 6ft4 Tall-Dark-&-Handsome, turns out to be 5ft1, semi-bald, with the most vile set of dentures this side of the recorded time.

* date eyes me and says: "I thought you were better looking
but you're not as attractive as your friend said. And
what's with those clothes? Are you always dressed like a
fucking lawyer".

* date winks and throws kisses at car full of heavy metal
builders whom are just about to get out of the car and kill
us, as the light switches to green and we speed off.

* date starts talking in loud nasal, penetrative
voice about being gay and wants to know if I fancy
the big fat bodybuilder sitting there having dinner
with his lovely wife.

* date asks waiter if he can suck his cock
in order to get out of paying the meal

* I invite date come over to my flat

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yes, it's amazing, isn't it! I just wonder HOW on earth they
can tell from just looking at me in a club or something that
I'm gonna be an easy target to pull that shit on.

Perhaps it's to do with being too friendly and not giving
anybody any attitude. I always smile at people and always
listen to their hourlong tedious stories.

All my friends say I shouldn't do that cause it gives others
the wrong impression. They said "If you're bored, you're
bored. Just show it and don't be nice and let someone hang
on you for half the night".

I need a management course.

My parents met on a blind date, and have had a long, happy marriage. But it wasn't a GAY blind date, that's probably why.

I wouldn't mind going on a blind date, actually (assuming my husband didn't mind). I think it would be entertaining, and I'm not as hung up on looks as y'all are.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

Or better yet, we'll share him so that he'll be too tired
and worn out to ever run away.

Am I the only one that thinks inviting this 2 ur flat after all that shit was not ur best move?!?

This guy was a freak! He embarrassed u throughout the entire dinner, annoyed u all night, almost got ur asses kicked... and u invite him up 2 ur flat???

U're 2 kind!

* date laughs like a horse and retorts: "Oh-My-God, is this
your car? Is thís your cááár?"

* I say "Yes, it is, why?"

* "Oh...Nothing"

* "Well, we can always take YOUR car to the restaurant..."

* "What? Are you mad, I can't afford a car on what they pay
me at the helpdesk. I barely earn enough money to pay my own
way through elementary school SILLY".