When my wife was pregnent. That's about as big as I ever want to deal with again.

She packed a mean punch when she had some weight behind it.
[This message was edited Tue Jan 14 14:27:36 PST 2003 by yamomma]

yamomma said:

You gotta watch out with the pregnant ones... just think what you would have been up against if you would have slipped up and fucked that one on the blind date and failed at your attempt at coitus interruptus!!!

IceNine said:

You say that like you know something about it!

You gotta watch out with the pregnant ones... just think what you would have been up against if you would have slipped up and fucked that one on the blind date and failed at your attempt at coitus interruptus!!!

IceNine said:

That's why you don't drink around fat girls.

I never went on a blind date. Not once.

Thjere is no way I would trust my friends with trying to set me up.

yamomma said:

That might very well be one of the reasons that I don't drink at all! :LOL:

bkw said:

Your friends remember ever evil thing that you have ever done to them when they are setting you up with a girl... it is a fact.

IceNine said:

I've got to admit, I'd fuck them up too!

Yeah, you guys are right. I just need to be harder in my
approach and not let these people walk all over me.

Perhaps if I was, I would already scare off the vile ones
and thus be able to go out with some nice people for a
change.

But I never do. I'm just a naïve little f*cker.

Last year I went out on a date with a guy whom seemd quite
normal, so we decided to go out on a second date.

We were supposed to meet in a restaurant, so when I walked
in and said my name, the waiter took me to our table.

SHOCK.

The whole place was jam-packed, and right in the middle
of the restaurant was our table.

He was already sitting there, and there was a guy with a
violin standing by the table.

The whole restaurant went silent as I walked in, since the
fucker had arranged a 'surprise' for me and let the whole
joint in on it.

When I got to the table, the violinist started playing and
as I sat down [huge red face] I saw a little box on my
plate.

So I was forced to open it, being watched by about 40
strangers.

I open the box and inside of it is a big, rusty key, and
the guy stammers:

"That's the key to my heart. Because from this day, we
are never going to be apart anymore".

I actually ran out that time. That was too much even for
me.



God, I'm crap at dating.

IstenSzek said:

you got me rollin! I went out once to find out the guy was a minister of music and MARRIED with three kids. Hello!

Here's a good one...

I once hooked up with this guy and we...well let's just say we had some fun. He calls me the next day and lays this huge guilt ridden god trip on me. I swear the way he was talking to me on the phone you'd swear he didn't have my dick in his mouth the night before!! What a freak!

Is it just me or are there a whole lot of freaks out there
whom are absolutely insane?
Surely, this goes way beyond something I might do wrong
myself? Doesn't it? Aaargh.

Theres seems to be a chronic shortage of "regular" people that just happen to be gay

Much love Pochacco

I don't think I've even told my wife that story.

So feel special .org!

A week after my girlfriend moved in, I found out she was married :O

Needless to say, she is gone now

Before we started going out, she told me she was divorced...ugh

IstenSzek said:

That would be enough for me to turn straight! Sorry, that's freaky! Only 2 dates and he did that shit??? You poor baby, you'll find somebody normal soon. God knows you deserve it by now!

It ain't just you. The freaks are always finding me. It's amazing really. To boot, none of the freaks are ever cute!!! Damn!

Nikster said:

:O

Wow. That's Bad with a big capital "B".

You usually hear about guys telling that to the
women they date "yeah hon, we don't get along,
the missus and me, but we're gonna have a divorce
before the end of the month. I'll leave her".

What on earth makes people tell all those lies
when they hook up with someone.

Your partner's always bound to find out in the
end if things work out and then you'll be left
having to come clean.

you got me rollin! I went out once to find out the guy was a minister of music and MARRIED with three kids. Hello!

He asked the waiter to suck his dick instead of paying the bill!!

Thats TOO funny!!!

---

Have you ever heard the Prince boot: "Work that Fat"

There was a reason I laughed hard when I heard it the first time.

Especially the line that says "N..., I'll eat you too!"

IstenSzek said:

Yeah...it woulda been bad enough if I had found out about it earlier...but she was nice enough to wait till AFTER she was all settled in at my place..AAARRGGHHH!!!

Stuff like that is almost enough to make me wanna start dating GUYS again..

Nah :LOL: